Here is what I was thinking in November 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Friday, November 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you're going to do something stupid, try to be sober so you can knowingly laugh along with everyone else.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's time to get serious! It's time to- Ooh! Chocolate!
Comments: Bobby: Were you talking about LUDWIG?!

Sunday, November 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Three apples a day takes it's toll on the trees.
Comments: None

Monday, November 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Sickness is all in the head. Well, not really, but if you think it is, you can make yourself feel better.
Comments: The Shadow Koopa: Tried it already. Only gives me the mother of all headaches.

Tuesday, November 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: For those who like a bit of surprise in their diet, I call it, the masked potato!
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Imagination is great, but try not to create a fantasy land of origin when asked your birthplace by an official-looking person with a weapon.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Predeterminism is an attractive ideology, as those who believe it need not worry themselves.
Comments: None

Friday, November 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Always check over a coin before it is flipped.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When serving food, it's unnerving if the waiter says "good luck".
Comments: None

Sunday, November 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Each day we fall behind a little more.
Comments: None

Monday, November 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: My idea of a subtle hint is to say what you want with your back turned to me.
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can lead a horse to water, but he probably wants some soda instead.
Comments: Fungi: That is, if he knows what it really tastes like. Bobby: Reminds me of that comic from The Far Side, where God says, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him walk on it!".

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Life is a mystery, and we are all meddling kids.
Comments: Fungi: Think Scooby Doo.

Thursday, November 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes you just have to let go, but maybe not while you're mountain-climbing.
Comments: Fungi: Otherwise, you'll fall... dead.

Friday, November 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: This does not look good for whatever I just stepped on.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When you've done something stupid, you'll feel better if you can find someone else who's done something even stupider.
Comments: Young Link: That’s right. But try not to think somebody is more clever than you if you did something clever. If you do, try to think you are still not so bad.

Sunday, November 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Some people like to celebrate Halloween all year round, but sooner or later others are going to figure out who they are.
Comments: Zeddie: I never knew everyone was Mario! Gee, that mask is UGLY!

Monday, November 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I've considered joining the circus, but all those pies in the face probably isn't good for my imaginary diet.
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Always have a back-up joke for those awkward situations.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If a plane goes up in the air, and then the next thing you know it's coming back down, my guess is it ran out of gas.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: My feet are being pulled down into the swamp while my arms do their best to pull me out, but in the process my middle gets stretched thin. That's when you know you're being overworked.
Comments: None

Friday, November 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I like to do one thing at a time, because doing two things at once usually causes me to combine the two in a foolish manner.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'm worried my room will run out of air because I can't seem to find any at the store.
Comments: None

Sunday, November 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I often find that people have no idea what they're talking about, which is fine with me except they often believe they do.
Comments: None

Monday, November 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When someone is frolicing, it's got to be either a cute animal or a young person. Old people can't frolic, and neither can buffalos.
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Try not to state the obvious... you know, like saying you're eating dinner when there's food in front of you in the evening.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I hate being late because I just know I'll miss a party if I ever am.
Comments: Dave Phaneuf: What if it's an exam you're late for?

Thursday, November 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Once, there was this big idiot! ... Oh, wait, that's every day.
Comments: Bobby: If it's Mario, I'd definitely agree.

Friday, November 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: We've got lots of colors... but what if we didn't?
Comments: None

Saturday, November 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's better to admit defeat than manage to lose three times in one game.
Comments: Dave Phaneuf: I don't think Kootie Pie is listening. Bobby: Get Bowser to do that, only he's lost about, ooh, I'd say 400 times.

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