Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in December 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, December 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: So many goals, and so many things to get in your way.
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Monday, December 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Who would have thought we would ever pay so much for a machine that constantly comes up with new ways to frustrate us? Trouble is, I'm using one right now.
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Tuesday, December 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The important thing is not who's responsible but who's the most convincing.
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Wednesday, December 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I like to change things up a bit, just to make things interesting, so today I'll try looking before I leap.
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Thursday, December 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When things get a little flat, go find some air.
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Friday, December 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can't take back what you said, but you can play it down.
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Saturday, December 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Actions can easily lead into unplanned chain effects.
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Sunday, December 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you roll with the punches, your opponent will have a height advantage.
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Monday, December 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Once in a while I get the urge to toss out a poetic line such as "Oh the tangled web we weave" or... well, I don't know a lot of poetic lines.
Comments: Bobby: Or, "Oh, what a bunch of Warp Pipes those dumb plumbers get lost in"...

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I'm a criminal and I'm insane, but I'm not criminally insane. There's a semantic difference there somewhere.
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Wednesday, December 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The difference between success and failure is approximately equal to the factor S, the Secret to easy success.
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Thursday, December 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Sensitive people should be careful who they ask to critique their work.
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Friday, December 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you're lucky enough to be given a good piece of advice- take it!
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Saturday, December 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like completing an important obligation to take a weight off your shoulders.
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Sunday, December 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can spend a lot of money and maybe end up losing it, or you can just throw some out the window and watch it fall to the ground. I never get tired of watching that!
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Monday, December 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When the power of language fails... darn it! I can't find the word!
Comments: Dave Phaneuf says: ... Uh... what was I going to say?

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: While playing a game, anything goes... unless to expect to win the next one.
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Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You should follow your word at least half the time, otherwise people will learn what to expect from you. Keep them guessing!
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Thursday, December 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The difference between reality and fantasy is that in reality people don't get time for some sagely saying before dieing.
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Friday, December 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: For those of you who can see the future, answer my question.
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Saturday, December 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you are unwilling to criticise a friend's work, many others will be glad to do so for you.
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Sunday, December 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Mistakes happen. This is one of them.
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Monday, December 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The less I have to do, the longer I put it off.
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Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone's entitled to the occassional day of endless ranting. Stronger people get more such days.
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Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: People always get me the same present: a ball to ride on. I don't mind, of course, but at least they could wrap it differently so I can't tell what it is from the round package.
Comments: Dave Phaneuf says: I'd put it in a box. Denny: Hey, Roy could've given you a beehive to roll on.

Thursday, December 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: So long as there's someone you can blame, personal effort is optional.
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Friday, December 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I hunger for glory, fame, and fortune, but right now some breakfast will do.
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Saturday, December 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There is nothing inherently wrong about stealing. I good thief wouldn't bother to steal from those that can't afford it anyway.
Comments: Dave Phaneuf says: Is Wario a good thief?

Sunday, December 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You'd be surprised how many hiding spots you can find once you step outside of the bounds of physics.
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Monday, December 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Given time, the impossible becomes somewhat less so.
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Tuesday, December 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Why be independant when you can get others to do stuff for you?
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