Here is what I was thinking in March 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, March 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: We invent truths every day.
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Sunday, March 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When you lack a solution, worry about it later.
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Monday, March 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Don't try this insult: "I'm going to fire you so fast, the alarm will go off!" You'll probably let laughed at.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When you run out of bombs, books can also be devestating at high enough velocities.
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Wednesday, March 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You can't order someone to go on strike.
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Thursday, March 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The last thing you want to disagree with is your last meal.
Comments: Larry_Koopa4536 says: Actually, if you're lucky, you're last meal would disagree with you.

Friday, March 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: So, I feel kind of bad for gravity. You know, because he has no friends.
Comments: Denny says: Why do you feel bad for gravity? Everyone is jumping on him.

Saturday, March 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: One day, I will rule the world. But for now, I'll just rule the remote.
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Sunday, March 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Work: anything that I don't want to do at a given moment. My goal: to do as little work as possible.
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Monday, March 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I can't find a player's guide for Life, complete with maps and secrets. I assume the guides are sold out.
Comments: Denny says: Well, the little people in the cars carry them.

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Nonsense is those things that don't follow the rules. But the definition is nonsense, for my adhering to the definition, nonsense is also following a rule.
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Wednesday, March 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you're asking whether you're being rude, you're probably not.
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Thursday, March 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Make use of the power you have, or don't bother obtaining it.
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Friday, March 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Ya gotta go on sidequests because once you complete your main goal, it's just over, ya know?
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Saturday, March 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone has to go through the mud sometime.
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Sunday, March 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Any action, however terrible, can be defended by logic.
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Monday, March 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The scary thing isn't walking across glass barefoot, but that some people are crazy enough to do it.
Comments: Larry_Koopa4536 says: Ouch. Then those same people will have a free trip to the hospital!

Tuesday, March 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: My biggest fear is of idiots ruling the world. My life is so scary.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If war leaves my favorite shows alone, I will let it run its course.
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Thursday, March 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone's gotta have a little killing in the morning.
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Friday, March 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's only called a date until you're married, then it's just dinner.
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Saturday, March 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When deadlines show their ugly heads, look the other way.
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Sunday, March 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If most of the world is water, we should be used to a little on the floor.
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Monday, March 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Skillz? Womyn? Who decided it's cool to spell stuff wrong? People have been making spelling mistakes since the dawn of time... or at least since the dawn of writing.
Comments: Bobby: I guess, unless you mean by the time of the spellcheck, in which case people misspell so much, they may loose their job... dang! Now I misspelled lose!

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Geniuses do not make mistakes, they make rationalizations after the fact.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you're in the shower when the fire alarm goes off, you don't have to leave because you're already in the water. If you smell any smoke you can crouch and breathe slower, and if you don't, even better.
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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you have more than two problems, try to fix the easiest one first, because having more than two problems is embarrassing.
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Friday, March 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: How come, when an alarm starts to sound, we say it went off? Most things that are off don't make so much noise.
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Saturday, March 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The worst phobia is phobophobia, the fear of fear.
Comments: Tasha says: I have a phobophobia. Ludwiggy says: Yeah, but I bet Waluigi has that fear!

Sunday, March 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I can't figure out why lots of people like to spend lots of time shopping. It seems it would be depressing, seeing all the things you can't afford.
Comments: None

Monday, March 31, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Three things matter in this world: Toons. Games. Email. Characters is a distant fourth.
Comments: Larry_Koopa4536 says: Hear, hear! Bobby: Toons + Live Action = A fun movie! Like Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Rocky and Bullwinkle: The Movie? Looney Tunes Back in Action? Space Jam? Hello, hasn't anyone got a thing for cartoons and real life mixed together? *sigh* I'll never understand it.

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