Here is what I was thinking in May 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, May 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: What I don't get is, how is a free verse poem different from a story with bad grammar?
Comments: None

Friday, May 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's hard to edit things that I don't want to read.
Comments: Introbulus: Are you trying to tell us something, Lemmy?

Saturday, May 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with fast food is that, sooner or later, the time you saved will catch up with you.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sooner or later they'll charge for air, and restrict it from those who don't pay.
Comments: Bobby: Maybe the fish'll be lucky and not have air.

Monday, May 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: My backpack must be defective. No matter how hard I try, I can't squeeze in 99 bottles of a strangely curative liquid.
Comments: Lil Miss Game & Watch: I can't fit my bicycle in my backpack no matter how I fold it.

Tuesday, May 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Why is it when you can't remember something, you assume it wasn't important? Because it probably is. Very. Ouch.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I do as I'm told but hear what I want.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's hard to defend yourself in an argument when all you can say is "... ...".
Comments: Bobby: I was diagnosed with autism, so that's all I can do in an argument: Go "..."

Friday, May 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Fight fight fight! Fight to the finish! We all hate peace! (Yeehaw!) So fight fight fight! Fight to the finish! (Hoohoo!) We're all for war! (Yeah!)
Comments: Todd: That would make a good cheer at a football game. Bobby: I hope Peach doesn't here that.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I do a lot of bad things every day.
Comments: Todd: It's ok, everybody does.

Sunday, May 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Vehicles with cannons on top have the right of way.
Comments: None

Monday, May 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The more you know, the harder it is to summarize that knowledge in twenty minutes.
Comments: Todd: We all know Mortan can't say ANYTHING in 20 minutes, or 30, or 40, etc.

Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Olfactory is the most important sense because without it no one would want to eat.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's so hard to find stuff that comes with my name on it.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Take the Lemmy Challenge! Set the cash register as the posting noise on your IM, and see how long you can chat before you go crazy!
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I was crazy so the answer would be 0:00.

Friday, May 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When you don't like someone's argument but can't come up with a solid criticism, make fun of their grammar. Yeah, that works.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone looking for some stuff should look around. But even then one may not find it.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It is probably not the world's best idea to dance while holding a sword.
Comments: Bobby: Link never listens to me... hey! You! Yeah, Link, I- STOP... it. Okay, that's a bloo- I mean, a blooper he made.

Monday, May 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Some say time is the fourth dimension, while others say time is merely a human construct. Regardless, my perception of it sure doesn't seem to change how quickly the clock moves.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes the hardest part of the puzzle is determining that one exists.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Smile. Others won't realize what you're plotting.
Comments: Bobby: If you quit smiling like an idiot. Oh, and today's the very first time I'm in Lemmy's Land!

Thursday, May 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I blame water for the land shortage.
Comments: Bobby: *looks off* I do NOT know what you're talking about! I did NOT tell Wendy to slurp it into her kingdom!

Friday, May 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I always have preferred to be paid in real money rather than imaginary.
Comments: mathgrant: I'd rather have a million bucks than the square root of negative one bucks any day!

Saturday, May 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: We are the great inventors of new ways to die.
Comments: Bobby: By stabbing someone in the back? Eww.

Sunday, May 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There needs to be more humor in the world. That's why I laugh at everything, disasters included. Or maybe that just means I'm crazy...
Comments: None

Monday, May 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The worst part about getting doublecrossed is you're not totally blameless yourself. If only you'd been more alert...
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When brainstorming, don't disregard the wild ideas.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sleep will come at its own time, but you can set the table for it.
Comments: Bobby: Does it like buttered bread?

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Cheaters never win, but they can still make off with the prize.
Comments: Bobby: Hey, Cheatsy stole my Quiz Bowl trophy! Give it back!

Friday, May 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Lasagna is not a suitable reward for saving the world.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Mario probably thinks the opposite of that. Bobby: So does Garfield.

Saturday, May 31, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Power means never having to admit you failed.
Comments: None

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