Here is what I was thinking in June 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, June 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Most new inventions don't really solve anything but they look cool.
Comments: Todd: Unless Ludwig made it, because it would probably go KA-BOOM before you get a good look at it... Denny W. Koopa: That machine Luigi made at his factory for Waluigi's birthday looked cool. He said it would make him more popular. It made it worse. Luigi's invention made Waluigi get scared of everything. That's why there are no more Mario Tennis games, he's afraid of the ball.

Monday, June 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: A bus moving down the highway should never be labeled "Empty".
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: A bus should never have the sign "KICK ME" either. Also you shouldn't kick it.

Tuesday, June 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Curse or blessing: a bullet hurts you just as much as a falling apple.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Does it hurt Roy when he punches a Torpedo Ted? What about a Banzai Bill? I saw Toad get killed by a Goomba before.

Wednesday, June 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Emergency! Come quick! ... I need some yummies.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Let's hope Mario and Morton don't read this. Sam: Don't we all? Mark P: Hmm... this is making me hungry. But I'm not supposed to read it.

Thursday, June 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The more cryptic the instructions, the more often repairs will become necessary.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: You should tell Ludwig to read this. Maybe it will ACTUALLY help him for once. Sam: Maybe they should make manuals for the manuals.

Friday, June 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Coins weigh more than bills, yet they're worth_less.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Mario told me coins taste better than bills. mathgrant: Coins are worth a LOT more than bills, when they're electric bills.

Saturday, June 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Organization: an instrument I know little about.
Comments: Todd: Orgomistion? What's that?

Sunday, June 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When I review a cartoon, I grant up to one point for the sound, two points for the visuals, and a million points for the humor.
Comments: Mark P: That would be considered a laughing matter, if you gave it a 10 or 10.5 or all of the above.

Monday, June 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Things I like to do at 4 in the morning: sleep, rest, slumber, dream, snooze, zzz...
Comments: Sam: At 4 in the morning, I like to do all that, but I also like to doze off, snore, and hope my alarm clock doesn't wake me up way too early. Denny W. Koopa: What you're doing now is what Morton likes to do at 4:00 in the morning. Todd: There's a 4 in the morning now? Mark P: Of course there is! But you have to get through your favorite things to do while sleeping first.

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If I could only have one thing, it would have to be my computer, because if I ever missed an update people would kill me. And then I'd have no things.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: And that means Nick and Susan would get your room! *GASP* THE HORROR! Mark P: I think the same goes for Ludwig also. He likes his computer so much, he never stops fooling around with it! (Minus the updates.)

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If I had a dime for every dollar I have, I'd be an idiot for agreeing to such an exchange.
Comments: Punisher: I would take all the money and buy video games for you and me!!!

Thursday, June 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In space, no one can hear you scream, so go ahead, let it all out.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Thanks for giving the idea for the best place to be near Morton and Waluigi. Now we just need to destroy all telegraphs. Mark P: Warning: The following thought is now being supported by air tanks thanks to an idea that sparked my head.

Friday, June 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Starbucks is like a plague, only tastier.
Comments: None

Saturday, June 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Never take the lead first.
Comments: Mark P: Lemmy had a good point there, because the first shall be last and the last shall be first. Look at it this way: Wendy always wants to be first in line, so she cuts, but then she gets sent to the back of the line. But let's just say nicer people deserve it. To be first, I mean.

Sunday, June 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Morg is not a good nickname for someone named Morgan.
Comments: Mark P: Ig can't be a good name for Iggy. Especially P. Kram for Mark P., spelled backwards. Wig could be a good name for Ludwig, because his hair almost looks like a permanent wig. Denny: I'll be laughing when Mario is called Ma and Luigi is called Iugi. But it's smart for Nintendo to give "War" to Wario.

Monday, June 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone could be a doctor, but to tell good jokes... now that requires intelligence.
Comments: Mark P: What about you, Lemmy? You could translate what Ludwig says because that makes you intelligent, plus, you always tell jokes. Now THAT takes imagination, not intelligence. Strange One: Well, I can crack a good joke every so often, so that must mean I have a brain. Yay!

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: They say you're supposed to leave immediately during a fire, but you miss a ton of good items that way.
Comments: Mark P: Except you'd come back for a fire extinguisher, because if Ludwig started the fire, he'd grab all the items and stuff it in his emergency chest. Hey! He just stole mine!

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Smart people laugh when they get the joke. Idiots just laugh. Who has it better?
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: It depends if you mean smart laugh by Ludwig's "Kooky" laugh or an idiot laugh like a drunk Mario laugh. Todd: The smart people of course, a joke is always best when you understand it! Jen Koopa: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I don't get it... Mark P: All of my smart laughs are idiotic laughs, so are they a laughing stock?

Thursday, June 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Thank you's aren't required, but they are appreciated... unless you're shouting or something...
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.) Mark P: "Finally, expressive thank you's that I can record in my speeches about thank you's!" Morton told me to say that to you.

Friday, June 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Perfection can be depressing because there's nowhere to go but down.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Not for Bullet Bills. They're always going straight.

Saturday, June 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Just because you put it on pizza and call it a topping doesn't make it edible.
Comments: Jen Koopa: But my shoe just tasted so good...

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Before the number 9 was discovered, math class was much simpler.
Comments: Mark P: It would've made Ludwig smarter if he read this. Almost. Punisher: I would finally pass math class!

Monday, June 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If your name contains "dorf", you're just asking people to call you a dork and think themselves clever. If it's at the beginning or end of your name, you give up the right even to complain.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: You mean in the Wizard of Oz it was Dorky who said "There's no place like home"? Mark P: Remember, Ganondorf is also reading this right now. Jen Koopa: Lemmdorfy! Ha ha ha! Bobby: I always call Ganondorf, "Ganondork" before I end up meeting the business end of his fists of fury. Uh, Zelda did it! *runs off*

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Any respectable wizard should know offensive magic, curative spells, and last but not least, good fashion sense.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: But I thought Wendy was a WITCH, not a WIZARD.

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There is nothing so great as a burst of inspiration, nothing so terrible as not knowing what it was.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: WOW! What am I saying WOW for?

Thursday, June 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you can't stand the heat, sit, the ground is cooler.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Lemmy? What are you talking about? I'm in ICE LAND!

Friday, June 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you kill two birds with one stone, you'd better be ready for a large dinner.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Not for me or you. We both have big families. You have six other siblings. I have Susan, Derrek, Nick and our parents. Mark P: Is my mouth full yet? *burp* Bobby: I always have to eat slowly, so the food ends up in my stomach instead of going past the mouth, then smacking the floor. Yes, I'm a ghost, but it's my nature.

Saturday, June 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Life is a precious thing. Accept no discounts.
Comments: Mark P: Because we only have one life to live, always expect the unexpected. Do I expect myself to read this?

Sunday, June 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Things done on the computer are just as much a part of "real life" as anything else.
Comments: None

Monday, June 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Language is a scam. You can say any number of things, but most of them make you look like an idiot.
Comments: Bobby: Happy log pony butter rock Gary! *Everyone stares at him*

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