Here is what I was thinking in July 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, July 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I enjoy games that are quick to learn but slow to master, like Solitaire. I know there's a trick, but I can't figure out what it is...
Comments: Mark P: I could master games that I'm obsessed with quickly, so that I can master the tricks of the trade. Still, I look at those cheat codes for further tricks of the trade, like Solitaire (just kidding). Denny W. Koopa: Waluigi could never master Fear Factor.

Wednesday, July 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If I had a dollar for every time I found someone who was a worse logician than me, I'd have fifty cents.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Does that make any cents? Mark P: Would you like to open a checking account?

Thursday, July 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The world has seen many impossible situations, times when something "must" be done but wasn't. Yet, the planet continues to spin and life as we know it has not been eradicated. Odd...
Comments: Mark P: Like I said, expect the unexpected. I don't expect impossibility. But Ludwig does... Denny W. Koopa: MUST I reply to this question?

Friday, July 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Work hard, play hard, sleep for a week.
Comments: Mark P: I work like a dog, sleep like a log, and most importantly, play like a beginner. But this is the 4th of July, right?

Saturday, July 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Chocolate-scented plastic: dogs love it!
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Ludwig's a dog? Bobby: Isn't it like Anthrax for dogs?

Sunday, July 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Believe it or not, I take my responsibilities very seriously. To compensate, I try to have as few of them as possible.
Comments: Mark P: Well, if you had many, then you'll end up having procrastination. (looks at Ludwig) Oops...

Monday, July 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Anticipation is always better than reality because the final product can never be as good as what we wished for. Therefore, we should always dream, never act.
Comments: Jen Koopa: Unless it's a puppy! Bobby: Dream, never act? Try dreaming that you just finished up for a band (I play the trombone)!

Tuesday, July 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Overlooked details... they're just as bad as fine print only less illegal.
Comments: None

Wednesday, July 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Do not blame he who acts but the one who programmed him.
Comments: Mark P: Ludwig says that he programmed a lot of robots and he blames me for being the one responsible for making them.

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There was never a guarantee of universal safety. Life has risks and hidden dangers. Live with them.
Comments: Bobby: If life has risks, I dare ya to bungee jump off a house!

Friday, July 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If a person does not respect the fact that you are doing her a favor, that person is not entitled to anything more from you in the future.
Comments: None

Saturday, July 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The more choices I make, the more likely I am to mess it up.
Comments: None

Sunday, July 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Depressing though your life may be, being born cannot be your only noteable moment. Build on the others.
Comments: Iggy4Ever: Thanks, I was born on that day! Ugh.

Monday, July 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I'm just as good as any other artist, only my medium is video games and my style is playing them.
Comments: Bobby: Try Mario Paint, since you'll be an artist and video gamer! Denny W. Koopa: Then paint the cartridge of the game. That or paint the TV so Peach can have a mustache too or a tree can come out of the exhaust pipe of the kart. Mark P: Finally, get an emulator and try to do it on the PC!

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Generally speaking, you shouldn't eat things that will require bodily repairs later on.
Comments: Mark P: Like when Mario creates weird spaghetti combinations that dismantle robotic parts? Lil Miss Game & Watch says: You shouldn't eat Bob-ombs if made of fire. Otherwise, they're perfectly harmless.

Wednesday, July 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Competition inherently increases efficiency. Without it, it might take all day just to get a lousy photo.
Comments: None

Thursday, July 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Victories are often earned under Plan Bs.
Comments: Mark P: Therefore, you'll get a better grade, and, hopefully, a better plan for stopping Ludwig's chocolate craze. Hopefully it isn't B.

Friday, July 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Given time, the IQ of a group of people becomes equivalent to that of the dumbest member at the start.
Comments: None

Saturday, July 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Two out of three is bad in an and function.
Comments: None

Sunday, July 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I'm sure there's a very scientifical reason why there aren't any guard cats.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Cats are allergic to robbers.

Monday, July 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: A person should never have to wait to pay the bill.
Comments: Mark P: Or, it's lights out for Koopa Castle.

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes the only way to settle a dispute is to slash your pride.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Roy would punch his pride, and Ludwig would explode his pride.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: No matter how old you truly are, you will appear young while you're living with your parents.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Denny W. Koopa: Not Boos, they never look young.

Thursday, July 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The ratio of preparation time to devouring time is a very depressing figure.
Comments: Mark P: Well, how many seconds did Ludwig eat? He's still on his first course, y'know.

Friday, July 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Given an infinitely large universe, the law of large numbers says anything is possible. Too bad common sense saws otherwise.
Comments: None

Saturday, July 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Instead of devising elaborate schemes, supervillains should run for office. They would win because they have more minions than there are citizens.
Comments: None

Sunday, July 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Flashlights are only useful when you're looking in the direction they're pointing.
Comments: None

Monday, July 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: World record I hope never to see broken: longest story that turns out to be a dream sequence and thus never happened.
Comments: Mark P: I hope Morton doesn't make a speech out of this... Todd: Like Super Mario Bros. 2? Bobby: Are Wart and his monsters in it?

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes I feel there's someone up there, watching over me. At times like these I like to shout "STOP STARING AT ME!!!".
Comments: Mark P: Well, if it was Bowser, you'd be in trouble by now...

Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The worst thing about living in civilized society? It's gotta be the dress code.
Comments: Introbulus: I have yet to decipher this code.

Thursday, July 31, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Cleverness: the ratio of foresight to hindsight. The higher, the better.
Comments: Bobby: I always thought Cheatsy has high cleverness, then again, it could be CHEATness!

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