Here is what I was thinking in August 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Friday, August 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's never good to be reliant on another.
Comments: Young Link: But you can never be alone.

Saturday, August 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I guess you don't care about shame.
Comments: Young Link: I never fool you, huh?

Sunday, August 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In the future, we will evolve a lack of an olfactory system. Then, we will never have to bathe again, and become much more efficient.
Comments: Introbulus: Or much more stinky.

Monday, August 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Consensus does not make truth.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Today's fortune: You will soon come into a large sum of money. Then you will give it to the government.
Comments: Young Link: I hate governments.

Wednesday, August 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Laughter is the best medicine. I'll take 99.
Comments: Mark P: BWAHAHAHA! Er, I mean... *cough* Denny W. Koopa: I thought a knock out was the best medicine. I'll take a Roy and 25 Boom Booms. Also, add 75 Chargin' Chucks. Young Link: Sure. Anything to laugh about?

Thursday, August 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The floodgate of good ideas is annoyingly difficult both to open and to close.
Comments: Young Link: *sigh* I don’t even know how a floodgate works.

Friday, August 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The ultimate, perfect being resists and prevents all things bad. If such a being existed, the world would have no suffering.
Comments: None

Saturday, August 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: One man's junk is another man's garbage.
Comments: Bobby: That Garbage Can from Mario Bros. multiplayer in Super Mario Advance can be useful anytime now… Young Link: Also VS mode in Tetris Attack.

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Contrary to popular opinion, my brain is too large to get knocked out my ear.
Comments: Starwind: Unless someone mashes it up.

Monday, August 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes a little pride's all it takes to turn a day around.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like a job well done to put a smile on my face and a computer crash to take it off.
Comments: Mark P: Maybe next time your computer will smile with you. And hopefully you wouldn't crash. Young Link: Don’t make your computer sick! You need it! Otherwise your friends will put an atomic bomb at the gate of your room.

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: So much to do, so few lackies to dump it on.
Comments: Bobby: Drop a Boom Boom on a Goomba; that's no little, that's hilarious!

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Soon, the planet itself will be powered by electricity. In the next blackout, the planet will stop spinning and we'll all fly off.
Comments: Mark P: Follow these steps and you'll get solar power! ANGRY SUN solar power, of course. Then it'll wear off.

Friday, August 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If there's one thing you can count on, it's unscheduled diversions.
Comments: None

Saturday, August 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: What does it mean for a tool to be all-purpose? I mean... that just doesn't sound possible...
Comments: Young Link: Nothing can be all-purpose, they probably mean multi-purpose.

Sunday, August 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Of the millions of sites on the web, I'd be surprised if more than a few percent continue to be updated a month after they first go public.
Comments: None

Monday, August 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Real life is often funnier than staged events, and make great conversation later on, but you must be patient if you want to see them.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: All facilities must have a resident idiot so that all the other members can feel like they're smart.
Comments: Bobby: I'm not sure what that means. But you DO realize next week is my first day of high school, right?

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The world would be a much more enjoyable place if everyone would speak in witty and just slightly off-color rhyme pairs.
Comments: Boshee: Do you really think that's true?
I completely disagree with you.
It might be nice for a short time,
But I can not stand so much rhyme.
You're entitled to feel that way,
But I will kill you, KILL I SAY!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: On an evolutionary timescale, our lifetimes are as nothing. But this does not mean we cannot make a great impact on the life of another.
Comments: Young Link: You mean some “GREAT” people like Bill Gate$ who eat our money?

Friday, August 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you trust your instincts and mess up, you have no one to blame but yourself. That's why I always take my cues from others.
Comments: Damage: That is not always the best idea.

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It takes a good actor to play a bad actor because a bad actor would perform badly at all the wrong times.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Yeah, It would be hard for you to act like Mario.

Sunday, August 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Citizens of so-called free countries should be in better physical condition than citizens of other countries because it's hard work to excercise all those rights.
Comments: None

Monday, August 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Motivational movies confuse me. They're supposed to give people hope, but if the stuff shown in the movies were realistically possible, then they wouldn't be interesting enough to appear in a movie.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You never know when you might be seeing your friend for the last time, so you should always try to part on a good note.
Comments: Young Link: I lost contact with some of my firends. The online forum of our community has down.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Spirit is a powerful weapon... not as powerful as in the movies, of course, but good luck winning a battle half-heartedly.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I hate when I feel guilty for not having done much, even though there wasn't much to be done.
Comments: Young Link: I hate that too.

Friday, August 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The term "huh" can best be described as an inquisitive grunt.
Comments: None

Saturday, August 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's really a good thing I have a head. Otherwise I'd have nowhere to put plastic souvenir hats.
Comments: None

Sunday, August 31, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Today I play while tomorrow I work, stinks to be tomorrow.
Comments: None

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