Here is what I was thinking in October 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, October 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Do not allow pride to get in the way of your goal.
Comments: Boshee: ... But there's no reason not to gloat after you've already achieved it.

Thursday, October 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: One way to make work fun is to insert insulting comments in between the serious parts.
Comments: Lil Miss Game & Watch: You mean like MST3K? Bobby: I think of it as a way to hate the work people did.

Friday, October 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If today is Wednesday tomorrow is Sunday; today is Wednesday; therefore tomorrow is Sunday, is a valid argument. It's just a really stupid one.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Old computers never die, they just fade away. I mean, stop working.
Comments: Boshee: Old problems never die, and they never fade away. However, it is possible to
procrastinate until someone else takes care of them for you.

Sunday, October 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In the beginning, the world was boring. Then humor was created. Gifted are those who can deliver it at its best.
Comments: None

Monday, October 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The longer it takes to explain the designation of a hall in a college dormitory, the less cool that hall is.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you make empty threats, people will soon learn that your head is also empty.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If I could do one thing in life over again, I would be reborn. Then I would go down in history as the oldest person at the time of his own birth.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: An object is of little use if the box it's in is too tough to open.
Comments: Introbulus: Try telling Link that.

Friday, October 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, the only way to improve on something is to do more of the same.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In the case of suspicious foodstuffs, it's probably best just to consider them guilty.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I'd rather save space by using a desk as a bed than a bed as a desk.
Comments: None

Monday, October 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Time flies when an important task must be completed soon, especially when you have not yet determined how to do so.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Every time I do something stupid, I klonk myself on the head... I have a lot of headaches.
Comments: Lil Miss Game & Watch: Klonking yourself on the head is stupid.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: One should not overlook the value of being able to admit defeat and move on to the next task.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You can speak whatever language you want. Just don't expect me to listen.
Comments: Young Link: Does that include FOUL LANGUAGE? Lil Miss Game & Watch: Koopa-Lemmy, narg felyan posy smab.

Friday, October 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You can't rely on good luck. But perseverance can often tip the odds.
Comments: Boshee: That or a good bribe.

Saturday, October 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Cars are better at changing gears than people.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: To each their own, but preferences are rarely free.
Comments: None

Monday, October 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I don't mind being accused of cheating, but don't insult me by implying I did so in a foolish way.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I hereby declare today to be National Make Fun of National Holidays Day! Celebrate as you will.
Comments: Boshee: Oh, you must've heard that I declared today National Declare Today National Make Fun of National Holidays Day Day!

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I spend more time with my computer than nearly any particular person, and yet, upon its death, somehow it is not expected to be buried.
Comments: Boshee: On October fourth you thought that old computers never die...

Thursday, October 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Before you move, you should know where you're going.
Comments: None

Friday, October 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The rules of mathematics become warped at high speeds.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Next time you see an idiot, stop and shake his hand. They make it easier for the rest of us to get rich.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I hear voices. Most of them want my money.
Comments: Ethan: So you mean Wario's talking to you in your head?

Monday, October 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you don't know what day it is, you're not crazy. You're irresponsible.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, morality may require that one shoot oneself in the foot in order to help another. But one should never be asked to buy the gun as well.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If foresight were clearer than hind, we might be unable to appreciate our own victories.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Escapism won't make a problem go away. But if you never deal with it, then it's almost as good.
Comments: None

Friday, October 31, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's disturbingly easy to make people laugh. But making people laugh on command... now that takes talent.
Comments: None

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