Here is what I was thinking in November 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, November 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Any object becomes funnier when it is attached to the adjective "exploding".
Comments: Introbulus: Unless, of course, that object is yourself. Then it's just painful and not funn*explodes*

Sunday, November 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: A lot of money can fall through a little loophole.
Comments: None

Monday, November 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Good cooks don't go to potluck dinners, and neither does good food.
Comments: Bobby: Thankfully, I don't eat much. Wait, how can I still eat if I'm a ghost? Weird.

Tuesday, November 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It doesn't take a whole lot of logic to avoid arguing oneself into idiocy.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: What is a threat but an unwelcome promise?
Comments: None

Thursday, November 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I can't be in two places at once, but I can sorta do two things at the same time. Surely there must be a way to swap the two.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I can! I can be at home AND in my dreams!

Friday, November 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Volunteering is one of the most dangerous things you can do.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Waluigi already knows.

Saturday, November 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with secret missions is knowing when you're on one and when you've completed it.
Comments: None

Sunday, November 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If looks could kill, we wouldn't need guns.
Comments: None

Monday, November 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The higher up you are, the more some people will want to see you fall.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: So that means that the bottom of the flour bag should rise first?

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Keep your friends close, but not so close that they can easily backstab you.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you need someone to sign something for you, no questions asked, make sure to catch that someone while he's in a rush.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If everything were revealed before marriage, there wouldn't be much left to talk about.
Comments: None

Friday, November 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing more dangerous than an idiot with spare time.
Comments: Gooper Blooper: Unless, of course, that idiot is me! Kamek: I agree ~^_^~ Roy is an idiot, and he's dangerous, which makes it more painful ~@_@~ Bobby: What about Mario? (Just kidding!)

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Usually I ignore trolls, but when one is holding a spiked club over my head, then I sit up and take notice.
Comments: None

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's futile to promise to remember something.
Comments: None

Monday, November 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: A safe is of little help in regards to those things that are valuable only in action.
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: One should never be held accountable for crimes committed while seeing to their own preservation.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, it's better for a device to not work at all than to be in a perpetual state of workingness.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Outside of grade school, it's rarely the method that matters but the outcome.
Comments: None

Friday, November 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Square is a perfectly respectable shape to be.
Comments: None

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: "Try everything once" does not appear to be an evolutionarily advantageous strategy.
Comments: None

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Most puzzles are easier to create than to solve.
Comments: None

Monday, November 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Isn't it ironic how a package can cross countries in two days, but may take half a day or more the cross a single room and end up in the proper recepticle?
Comments: None

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In a world where knowledge is power, it's obvious why most people don't actually know anything.
Comments: None

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Home is where your computer files are.
Comments: None

Thursday, November 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Within the confines of the law, there's still a lot of stupid things a person can do.
Comments: None

Friday, November 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with get rich quick schemes is that they rarely work and you usually lose a lot. But this time, THIS TIME, I know I got it right.
Comments: None

Saturday, Christmas 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Any song will get on the radio so long as it's about a certain wintery holiday.
Comments: mathgrant: No comment, but what's with the Christmas 3? I should have pointed this out to you months ago, like, say, November 29, 2003.

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When you set about to complete a task, and realize you've already done it... now that's key.
Comments: None

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