Here is what I was thinking in December 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!
Monday, December 1, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: If criminals were any
dumber, they'd start arresting themselves.
Comments: None
Tuesday, December 2, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: It's not that I really
have a whole lot of work to do. It's just that I haven't yet figured out
quite how to do it.
Comments: None
Wednesday, December 3, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Better to multitask
poorly than do one thing well, for it looks just stupid to juggle one object
at a time.
Comments: None
Thursday, December 4, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: If fossils could talk,
we'd probably ask them to shut up.
Comments: None
Friday, December 5, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Being sick may not
get you out of having to work. But it should excuse you from having to
do good work.
Comments: None
Saturday, December 6, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: You'll feel less guilty
about perpetually leaving a task on the backburner if you deal with everything
else and are reasonably busy.
Comments: None
Sunday, December 7, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Try not to lose your
head. But if you do, you should probably just sit and wait until someone
brings it back to you.
Comments: None
Monday, December 8, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: When I meet you for
the first time, I might be inclined to knock you down, help you up, knock
you down again, and then blame the dog. Why? Cuz that's just the kind of
guy I am.
Comments: None
Tuesday, December 9, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Never bite the hand
that feeds you, as hopefully that's your own.
Comments: None
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: It's a good thing that
stock is really just boring pieces of paper. Otherwise, who could stand
to simply hold onto it until the price is right?
Comments: None
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: The good businessman
knows when the time is right for investing everything, but can usually
stop himself from doing so.
Comments: None
Friday, December 12, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: I can understand losing
at something when I can see I messed up. But when it's no fault of my own?
What can I say to that?
Comments: None
Saturday, December 13, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, the easiest
tasks are the hardest to do.
Comments: None
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: If you lose a challenge
due to cheating, you know it's time to start plotting!
Comments: None
Monday, December 15, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Instructions are a
good starting point, but in the end you must find your own path.
Comments: None
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: An example of a questionable,
though valid, modus talens argument:
If I finish my final paper today, I
will be able to get a haircut tomorrow.
I cannot get a haircut tomorrow.
Therefore, I have not finished my final
paper today.
Comments: None
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: I didn't get rich by
being sane!
Comments: None
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: It's the thought that
counts, and therefore my gifts don't.
Comments: None
Friday, December 19, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: I don't mind being
pwned, because at least I can make fun of my antagonist's spelling.
Comments: None
Saturday, December 20, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: You can learn a lot
about a person by observing what sections of a newspaper they read. Although,
if they don't read the paper at all, that might not tell you a whole lot.
Comments: Boshee:
The only section I read is the comics...
Sunday, December 21, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Better to be a rich
laughingstock than poor and respected.
Comments: None
Monday, December 22, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: My head may be hollow
but it's not transparent.
Comments: None
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Lemmy's Thought: Jump, slash, rince,
repeat! Hours of unconscious fun, sweet!
Comments: None
Wednesday, December 24, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: When I get annoyed,
I'm liable to undergo risky business transactions. I've been annoyed a
lot lately.
Comments: None
Thursday, December 25, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: If December's the Season
of Giving, June should be the Season of Taking.
Comments: Bobby:
And March is the season of borrowing and November is the season of giving
back what you borrowed... wait a minute...
Friday, December 26, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: Is quality better than
quantity? Not when the quest for quality demands a disproportional reduction
in quantity.
Comments: None
Saturday, December 27, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: There are strong people
and there are smart people, but it is the rare hero who is both.
Comments: Boshee:
I thought you'd have learned by now, Lemmy. Smart people are a myth.
Sunday, December 28, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: Eating a little food
will make you a little less hungry. Eating a little poison will make you
a little less alive.
Comments: None
Monday, December 29, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: Do you put the foot
in the sock, or the sock on the foot? The latter, unless your sock is made
of lead and therefore heavy enough not to move as you poke it with your
foot.
Comments: None
Tuesday, December 30, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: In a world where people
can correct mistakes in their lives as easily as grammatical errors in
Word, most are likely to continue relying on spell-check.
Comments: None
Wednesday, December 31, 2003:
Lemmy's Thought: One good thing about
throwing your own party is you can't get kicked out... usually.
Comments: Bobby:
Then why did that guy get kicked out of his OWN restaruant in The Muppet
Movie?
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