Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in December 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Monday, December 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If criminals were any dumber, they'd start arresting themselves.
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Tuesday, December 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's not that I really have a whole lot of work to do. It's just that I haven't yet figured out quite how to do it.
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Wednesday, December 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Better to multitask poorly than do one thing well, for it looks just stupid to juggle one object at a time.
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Thursday, December 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If fossils could talk, we'd probably ask them to shut up.
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Friday, December 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Being sick may not get you out of having to work. But it should excuse you from having to do good work.
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Saturday, December 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You'll feel less guilty about perpetually leaving a task on the backburner if you deal with everything else and are reasonably busy.
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Sunday, December 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Try not to lose your head. But if you do, you should probably just sit and wait until someone brings it back to you.
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Monday, December 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When I meet you for the first time, I might be inclined to knock you down, help you up, knock you down again, and then blame the dog. Why? Cuz that's just the kind of guy I am.
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Tuesday, December 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Never bite the hand that feeds you, as hopefully that's your own.
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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's a good thing that stock is really just boring pieces of paper. Otherwise, who could stand to simply hold onto it until the price is right?
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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The good businessman knows when the time is right for investing everything, but can usually stop himself from doing so.
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Friday, December 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I can understand losing at something when I can see I messed up. But when it's no fault of my own? What can I say to that?
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Saturday, December 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, the easiest tasks are the hardest to do.
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Sunday, December 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you lose a challenge due to cheating, you know it's time to start plotting!
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Monday, December 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Instructions are a good starting point, but in the end you must find your own path.
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: An example of a questionable, though valid, modus talens argument:
If I finish my final paper today, I will be able to get a haircut tomorrow.
I cannot get a haircut tomorrow.
Therefore, I have not finished my final paper today.
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I didn't get rich by being sane!
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Thursday, December 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It's the thought that counts, and therefore my gifts don't.
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Friday, December 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I don't mind being pwned, because at least I can make fun of my antagonist's spelling.
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Saturday, December 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You can learn a lot about a person by observing what sections of a newspaper they read. Although, if they don't read the paper at all, that might not tell you a whole lot.
Comments: Boshee: The only section I read is the comics...

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Better to be a rich laughingstock than poor and respected.
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Monday, December 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: My head may be hollow but it's not transparent.
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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Jump, slash, rince, repeat! Hours of unconscious fun, sweet!
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Wednesday, December 24, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: When I get annoyed, I'm liable to undergo risky business transactions. I've been annoyed a lot lately.
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Thursday, December 25, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: If December's the Season of Giving, June should be the Season of Taking.
Comments:  Bobby: And March is the season of borrowing and November is the season of giving back what you borrowed... wait a minute...

Friday, December 26, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: Is quality better than quantity? Not when the quest for quality demands a disproportional reduction in quantity.
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Saturday, December 27, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: There are strong people and there are smart people, but it is the rare hero who is both.
Comments: Boshee: I thought you'd have learned by now, Lemmy. Smart people are a myth.

Sunday, December 28, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: Eating a little food will make you a little less hungry. Eating a little poison will make you a little less alive.
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Monday, December 29, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: Do you put the foot in the sock, or the sock on the foot? The latter, unless your sock is made of lead and therefore heavy enough not to move as you poke it with your foot.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: In a world where people can correct mistakes in their lives as easily as grammatical errors in Word, most are likely to continue relying on spell-check.
Comments: None

Wednesday, December 31, 2003:

Lemmy's Thought: One good thing about throwing your own party is you can't get kicked out... usually.
Comments: Bobby: Then why did that guy get kicked out of his OWN restaruant in The Muppet
Movie?

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