Here is what I was thinking in January 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Monday, January 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I am Robin Hood, and Iggy and Wendy are my merry men!
Comments: Mario Surfer; Or maybe Larry is Robin Hood, Wendy is Maid Marian, you're little John, and Bowser is the Sheriff. Guess your gang has been busted in that case.

Tuesday, January 2

Lemmy's Thought: If a house is unowned, the architect should be responsible for the sidewalk in front of it.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 3

Lemmy's Thought: If lawyers ever come to Plit, I'll knock 'em out and send them back to the dimension they came from!
Comments: Smash: Too late.

Thursday, January 4

Lemmy's Thought: I'd change my name to Master if I had a genie.
Comments: Bobby: What happened to the one from Mario's Magic Carpet?

Friday, January 5

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing like the first Friday of the new year!
Comments: None

Saturday, January 6

Lemmy's Thought: If I could bottle time, I could be the richest anything alive.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 7

Lemmy's Thought: I heard someone was a professional thinker. They probably have more thoughts each day than I do.
Comments: Dinogirl: That person you heard of is me! Smash: And me! Bobby: And me! Stupid pattern...

Monday, January 8

Lemmy's Thought: I have only half as many thoughts as usual while I have a headache.
Comments: King Bowser: Half a thought? That must be interes-

Tuesday, January 9

Lemmy's Thought: Happiness is not falling down the stairs.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 10

Lemmy's Thought: Listen to me, for I am your lord and master!
Comments: None

Thursday, January 11

Lemmy's Thought: Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark.
Comments: Bobby: Then quit watching the DVD at night!

Friday, January 12

Lemmy's Thought: Many people consider religion and science to be opposites. Isn't it obvious that the opposite of religion is politics?
Comments: Makina: No, communism is the opposite of religion. As you can see, the communists outlawed religion. So therefore, communism and religion are opposites.

Saturday, January 13

Lemmy's Thought: No human is perfect, because no human is me.
Comments: Smash: Uh huh... whatever. (Writes a note to Dr. Smash to treat Lemmy for egotism.)

Sunday, January 14

Lemmy's Thought: Number one way to lose all your money: bet it all on the racehorse with three legs.
Comments: Smash: Why would you do that?

Monday, January 15

Lemmy's Thought: Strategy is a systematic way of trying not to lose, but usually you do anyway.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 16

Lemmy's Thought: Since a robot is only as smart as the person that builds it, I know a lot of people that had better not build one!
Comments: Smash: Like you.

Wednesday, January 17

Lemmy's Thought: I'll get Larry to stop swiping my stuff my telling him that all of it and myself are infected with a deadly disease which I will then go on the describe.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 18

Lemmy's Thought: Don't ask how someone is doing, because you don't really want to know. If someone asks you, go ahead and dive into full detail about your life.
Comments: Smash: So you want to be like Morton, then?

Friday, January 19

Lemmy's Thought: When in doubt, sue.
Comments: Jazzman: Hey! I thought of that first! I'll see you in court. Secret Koopa: Sue AND kill!

Saturday, January 20

Lemmy's Thought: One man's garbage is another man's trash.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 21

Lemmy's Thought: There's no time better spent than that used for procrastinating.
Comments: None

Monday, January 22

Lemmy's Thought: I think that I can point out my dog Shadow from a line-up two out of three times, if the names of the members of the line-up are listed, there is a neon arrow pointing to Shadow, and there is only one member in the line-up. It might only be one out of three times.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 23

Lemmy's Thought: Most criminals go to jail, but the smart ones go into politics.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 24

Lemmy's Thought: Putting the microwave into the oven is not a successful way to heat things faster.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 25

Lemmy's Thought: Do as little work as possible, even if avoiding work actually requires you to do more.
Comments: None

Friday, January 26

Lemmy's Thought: ... What? You can't expect me to think every day! Some people...
Comments: None

Saturday, January 27

Lemmy's Thought: Chocolate is the universal topping. It goes well with everything.
Comments: Jazzman: Everything, including WEDDING CAKE!!! I mean... Bobby: How about on Ludwig?

Sunday, January 28

Lemmy's Thought: The difference between a tournament and a bout is that you don't use atournament as a preposition.
Comments: None

Monday, January 29

Lemmy's Thought: Today I got more stuff done in less time. Tomorrow I will buy more for less.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 30

Lemmy's Thought: If I built a time machine, I would use it to make up for the time I lost while building it.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 31

Lemmy's Thought: The things that cause the most anger are those you can't control.
Comments: None

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