Here is what I was thinking in March 2004. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Monday, March 1, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's days like today that make me appreciate the days that aren't like today.
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 2, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When your genius changes the world, your earlier delinquencies will be forgiven.
Comments: Martin: Unless, of course, it was you who put the world in danger in the first place.

Wednesday, March 3, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: One idea begets another. But where does the first come from?
Comments: Foxy Koopa: It comes from the same place that the phrase "to err is human, to forgive, divine" is from.

Thursday, March 4, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It takes a lot of work to build up a good reputation, little to destroy it.
Comments: None

Friday, March 5, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: For each huge mistake, there's a thousand that are simply annoying.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 6, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: There's one good thing about having a bad dream: It means that I was actually sleeping.
Comments: Martin: Or Kamek was horrifying you so much you thought you were dreaming after you woke up from passing out...

Sunday, March 7, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You don't need a fancy title to be important.
Comments: Martin: But you do need a fancy title for strangers to realize you're important. Boshee: But you do need to be important to have a fancy title. Which is the important thing.

Monday, March 8, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't underestimate the power of an uninterrupted hour.
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 9, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you don't have any enemies, you're probably not very popular.
Comments: Flygon_trainer: In that case, I must be the most popular person in the world! Either my personality or my love of dinosaurs ticks everybody off.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Most things that appear black are actually just really dark gray.
Comments: Boshee: Actually, most things that appear black would be other colors if you'd remember to open your eyes.

Thursday, March 11, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Always have a card up your sleeve. And under your hat.
Comments: Martin: It doesn't hurt to have about 20 in your pocket either.

Friday, March 12, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Spare time is the enemy of common sense.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 13, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A question not asked is an answer assumed.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 14, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Good intention does not compensate rude behavior.
Comments: None

Monday, March 15, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't bite the hand that feeds you, even if it stinks. Especially if it stinks.
Comments: Martin: That's very good advice. Bobby: What if it's Bowser? His claws are dirty.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Surrender if you must, but never give up.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 17, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: How much security are we willing to give up for convenience? More than we realize.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 18, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: In order to have the fun of firing someone, you unfortunately must hire them first.
Comments: Foxy Koopa: Which gives birth to my friend and I's favorite phrase: You're hired, now you're fired! And you don't get a retirement check!!! mathgrant: Or you can stuff them into a cannon, and fire them. But it's just not the same...

Friday, March 19, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Glitter is pretty, but doesn't really make things any better.
Comments: Darkludwig: You should tell that to Wendy and her 40 tons of makeup.  Bobby: Like that mountain of money Wario and Waluigi have?

Saturday, March 20, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Make sure you've stacked the deck before you cross the line.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 21, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If a car can stop there, it's a parking space. Obviously, some spaces are better than others...
Comments: None

Monday, March 22, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You're better off worrying by day than by night.
Comments: Blue Boo: Unless of course you conquer a country by day and are kidnapped by night.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Some sort of gas that makes people feel guilty would be a particularily good way to solve mysteries.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 24, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If our brains were washed each night as we slept, getting out of bed in the morning might seem more appealing.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 25, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's a strange thing, five minutes. Sometimes it can be really valuable. Other time, it's gone before you realize you had it.
Comments: None

Friday, March 26, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You can easily cause a lot of confusion by walking around wearing a 'STAFF' shirt.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 27, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Weather is always a great excuse to avoid work. In the summer it's too hot, in the winter it's too cold, and in the spring, it's too nice out.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 28, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When you and two friends try to trap someone, make sure there's something to block the fourth direction.
Comments: None

Monday, March 29, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Think of the object you remember seeing least recently. Good luck if you can remember where you saw it.
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 30, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Most of the time, it's not a good idea to plan an event that you don't expect will interest anyone. But, there are exceptions...
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 31, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Keys and tickets: Two small things that can both lead to great things.
Comments: mathgrant: Especially piano keys. Ah, how I love to listen to a good piano piece every now and then...

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