Here is what I was thinking in April 2004. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, April 1, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors, especially if you've decided you want to set it on fire.
Comments: Bobby: Then why did Nintendo put a Flame Umbrella in Animal Crossing?

Friday, April 2, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Effort is good, but success is better.
Comments: TM413: Especially in life-or-death situations.

Saturday, April 3, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You are most likely to be backstabbed by the one you trust the most.
Comments: Martin says: Actually, you're more likely to be backstabbed by the guy standing behind you holding a knife.

Sunday, April 4, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: No one ever got rich by using things the way they were intended.
Comments: TM413: Just stay away from the vaccum cleaner.

Monday, April 5, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If the general laws of logic were applied to doors, would a door that can never be opened be considered unsatisfiable? Would such an object even be considered a door?
Comments: mathgrant: And if the general laws of logic were applied to Yoshi's appetite, it would be unsatisfiable. Dark Ludwig: Notice that in SMW, if Yoshi swallows the key, it never reappears. It is unsatisfiable, but the keyhole is still a keyhole, right?

Tuesday, April 6, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The problem with any government is that it presupposes that the rulers know how to make and enforce good laws. Because of this, the only perfect government is ruled by kindly gods.
Comments: None

Wednesday, April 7, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Pick your battles; don't let the battles pick you.
Comments: Bobby: Aw, why can't I go for the nose?

Thursday, April 8, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: More may not be better, but it's usually more exciting.
Comments: None

Friday, April 9, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When you've dodged two bullets, check to see how many bullets the gun can fire before you breathe a sigh of relief.
Comments: None

Saturday, April 10, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The fool speaks and then acts. The wise man listens in between.
Comments: None

Sunday, April 11, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Intelligence and responsibility go hand-in-hand, or they don't go at all.
Comments: None

Monday, April 12, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Why do today, what you can get someone else to do for you?
Comments: None

Tuesday, April 13, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Full text is for those who care about the premises. The rest of us can get the conclusion from the abstract.
Comments: None

Wednesday, April 14, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: I don't lie. I just change reality.
Comments: None

Thursday, April 15, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It costs ten coins to make a photocopy. It costs a pleasant evening to get into an argument.
Comments: None

Friday, April 16, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's a good idea to hold doors for those whose hands are already holding swords.
Comments: None

Saturday, April 17, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The closest door tends to hold the worst reward.
Comments: None

Sunday, April 18, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Difficult tasks may take longer to accomplish, but easy tasks are often far more annoying.
Comments: Dark Koopa: Especially if you fail at the task.

Monday, April 19, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing is more bad than double is good.
Comments: None

Tuesday, April 20, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When your opponent resorts to threats, you know you've won the debate.
Comments: Bobby: Like what, either vote for that guy or we'll take your money?

Wednesday, April 21, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If a critique starts off with a complement, you can expect a rather large 'but' to be forthcoming.
Comments: None

Thursday, April 22, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A uniform world may be boring, but at least you'll know what to expect.
Comments: None

Friday, April 23, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Just because something has a purpose doesn't mean it should be used that way.
Comments: None

Saturday, April 24, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Talent is rarely able to compensate for inspiration.
Comments: None

Sunday, April 25, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The problem with trying to destress is that it brings to the forefront the reasons why you ought to feel stressed out in the first place.
Comments: mathgrant: Is "destress" even a word? Aaaaahhhhhhh... *gets stressed out*

Monday, April 26, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: I accept that you shouldn't buy things you're not going to use. But what's the problem with using things you're not going to buy?
Comments: None

Tuesday, April 27, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If everyone listened more than they talked, there would be a lot of silence.
Comments: mathgrant: But with Morton quiet, all of the duct tape and socks on Plit would waste away into nothingness.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Take your opinion of yourself, and cut it by 90 percent. This is the way most people see you. If you ended up with a negative number, better go ahead and cut away the rest too.
Comments: None

Thursday, April 29, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Is it possible to know, and for it to truly be the case, that you're the last person to know everything?
Comments: mathgrant: I don't know yet... I've asked everyone I know, and they say they know it,
but they won't tell me the answer! Yarrrrrgh...

Friday, April 30, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Outrunning the law is no big deal. Outsmarting the law? Now that's impressive.
Comments: Joanie Koopa: Like the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" thing. Wait... that's sick!

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