Here is what I was thinking in June 2004. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, June 1, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Balance is a very fragile thing. Don't expect it to hang around for long.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: It must be true! We're hearing it from a Koopa who has balance as a part of life! In Pokey Language, It's true. We're hearing it from the expert, Lemmy.

Wednesday, June 2, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's not always easy to tell what is necessary and what is not. And process of elimination is a dangerous prospect.
Comments: Mathgrant: Is it necessary for me to see every single update on Lemmy's Land? Hmm... I'd say yes :) Young Link: Nah, it’s very easy. Everything unnecessary is necessary.

Thursday, June 3, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Happy are those whose pleasures cost little.
Comments: Mathgrant: Then thieves and spoiled brats must be the happiest people in the world.

Friday, June 4, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: An all-knowing being cannot lose anything.
Comments: Mathgrant: If I had to keep track of all that knowledge, I'd lose my sanity...

Saturday, June 5, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The only reason you would want to read a car's license plate number from the front is if it's driving straight at you. But if you get run over, that number won't matter then, will it?
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Well, what if you happen to be with Bow? Introbulus: But if you survive, then you can use that number to sue the driver! Or at least get some money back for the doctor bill. Those doctors named Bill are truly annoying, aren't they?

Sunday, June 6, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The more material you present, the smaller the percent of that material that will be recalled.
Comments: None

Monday, June 7, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The further you travel from the center of the box, the greater the ratio of questions to answers.
Comments: Waluigi's Twin: You mean like Shy Guy's Toy Box, from Paper Mario? There were a lot of questions there, especially on how to get the Frying Pan! Bobby: Questions, like "What's for dinner?"

Tuesday, June 8, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When it comes to divulging information, my policy is: don't ask, and I won't have to look like a fool.
Comments: None

Wednesday, June 9, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If a trailer contained the worst material available, and you still enjoyed it, that is when you can be sure the movie is worth watching.
Comments: Bobby: You mean like at the beginning of the Garfield movie trailer, it gets dramatic like it's a spy movie, then it cuts to Garfield sliding across a floor, then gets dumped out a window and into a truck full of lasagna?

Thursday, June 10, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When you pick someone up, retain a firm enough grip as to be able to put them back down.
Comments: Waluigi's Twin: Did you ever let Wario, Roy, or Bowser know that?

Friday, June 11, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Enjoy premiers; do not wait for reruns.
Comments: Martin: Very seldomly have truer words been spoken.

Saturday, June 12, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The race does not end when the tape is cut.
Comments: None

Sunday, June 13, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Music mirrors the powers that be, not the masses.
Comments: Lil Miss Game & Watch: What if the masses are the powers that be?

Monday, June 14, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, you will have to admit a mistake. But you don't have to admit it was your mistake.
Comments: None

Tuesday, June 15, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Given time, small numbers will add up. But who has any time to spare?
Comments: None

Wednesday, June 16, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Mountains look far less intimidating from the top.
Comments: None

Thursday, June 17, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you order something, and you get it, but you can no longer remember what you'd ordered, well, at least you can complain about the really poor service.
Comments: Mathgrant: Especially if what you order is supposed to enhance your memory or something.

Friday, June 18, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If an object seems to have gone missing, consider looking in the fourth dimension.
Comments: Mathgrant: I'm not sure if that's a good place to look if you have a CD by Fifth Dimension, and then lose it... :)

Saturday, June 19, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It is impossible to legitimately prove that an establishment is exceeding its maximum allowed occupancy, since the cop who arrives to count those present would be unable to enter.
Comments: Mathgrant: That's not much of a problem in a donut shop, though. More likely than not, a cop will already be there to count the people present. :) Waluigi's Twin: What if the cop stands outside the establishment's window and make a guess based on how many people he can see through the window?

Sunday, June 20, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If there were a man who could require you to do anything, it would hardly be possible to do anything special for him on his birthday.
Comments: None

Monday, June 21, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You shouldn't judge a premise on the basis of its conclusion.
Comments: None

Tuesday, June 22, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The more a person knows, the more he can do for the side of good, and the more likely he is to do the opposite.
Comments: None

 Wednesday, June 23, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It takes longer to fall behind than to catch up.
Comments: mathgrant: How can that be true? While one person is catching up, another is falling
behind... :)

Thursday, June 24, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If there were a hurricane everyday, I imagine it would be difficult to find life insurance.
Comments: Miles "Thumbs" Power: I'd imagine it'd be hard to find a lot of things. Bobby: And I care about those in hurricanes because...?

Friday, June 25, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It doesn't take a large step to cover a lot of distance.
Comments: Waluigi's Twin: But it DOES take a long jump to reach some distances in Super Mario 64!

Saturday, June 26, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Lives pass away in the span of a blink.
Comments: Bobby: Ah, so that's why Mario killed me! He blinked! He's gonna pay!

Sunday, June 27, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Mistakes will be made. Countermeasures will then follow.
Comments: None

Monday, June 28, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Bittersweet is the victory earned through a mediocre performance.
Comments: None

Tuesday, June 29, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: What use is an alternate dimension when everything already looks so different from every other angle?
Comments: None

Wednesday, June 30, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Everything is easier from a distance. So if we all wore stilts on our arms...
Comments: None

Go back to Lemmy's Thought of the Day.
Go back to my main page.