Here is what I was thinking in September 2004. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, September 1, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You should strive for second best. It's easier to achieve, and if you get first, hey, even better!
Comments: Bigbadblake14: Yes that's true, but a lot of people get mad if they don't come in first.

Thursday, September 2, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Misery loves company, but the feelings aren't mutual.
Comments: Bobby: That's why early on I decided to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar.

Friday, September 3, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you're fighting a tank and it runs out of ammo, you shouldn't laugh because it can still run you over.
Comments: Davtwan: True. Gamers do that a lot in army games. Bobby: Are you making fun of the Battle for Meridell event on Neopets?

Saturday, September 4, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Better on the head than in the eye.
Comments: Waluigi's Twin: Unless it's eyedrops. Then it's better in the eye. mathgrant: Unless they're Wario's eye drops. If you try to put those in his eye, he'll shoot a laser at them. Bobby: You mean the headband? That stuff is so fuzzy, my eyes hurt for a week!

Sunday, September 5, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: I can read in my sleep. No, really. My dreams have subtitles.
Comments: Waluigi's Twin: So what? I have Surround Sound! Bowser Koopa V: Oh yeah? Well, my dreams have deleted scenes! mathgrant: My dreams have all of those features, plus they're in Wide Screen! HAH! Davtwan: ...And you'll get all this and more with the dream-VD, plus on DVD-Rom you'll get to post embarrassing dreams to blackmail the poor victim. Get one now! The number is !-@^%-^&$-&*%$. [Says extra info you need to know about this item in an intelligible way.] Bobby: My recent dream was being chased by Lemmy Haters and Roy Lovers! The horror! Now available whenever.

Monday, September 6, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You'll usually find you have more than you'd believed, if you take a look from several vantage points.
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 7, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If what you last did didn't work, it's usually a good idea to try something different. But if you were already doing your best...
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 8, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Useless superpower: The ability to make everyone around you look good.
Comments: None

Thursday, September 9, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: There is only one good reason to freak. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
Comments: None

Friday, September 10, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you are on a bus and the driver won't left you off because you're not at one of the designated stops, I suppose that you have been kidnapped.
Comments: Antwan: *fights bus driver* Hah! No transportation vehicle can hold me! Bobby: Simply get all of the GBA video paks, a pair of earphones, a GBA SP, and you're good for another three hours.

Saturday, September 11, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Put your best foot forward, but make sure your back foot is strong enough to stand on.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 12, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you're going to waste time, try to at least pick a cheap activity, like punching yourself in the face. (But only if you don't have glasses you could break and have to pay for.)
Comments: Super Mario: Are you insulting Iggy?

Monday, September 13, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: In the future, one-liners will be replaced by one-worders, which are many times more efficient, but outside today's technological capabilities.
Comments: mathgrant: Comedy in the year 3000: Dodecohedron. *audience laughs* Pantophobia. *audience laughs* Bloviate. *audience laughs* Uxorial. *audience laughs* Dumb Dave's so dumb, that if he watched The Simpsons, his IQ would increase by 10000%! *audience throws tomatoes* Bobby: Pickle. *audience laughs* Potato. *audience laughs*

Tuesday, September 14, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes, the process is better than the product.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 15, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: I can't be sure what will happen tomorrow. But it's probably a rerun.
Comments: Super Mario: What are you, a cartoon? Wait a minute... Don't answer that.

Thursday, September 16, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You can't generalize from some to all and retain complete certainty. But you're going to have a hard time finding someone who will take a bet to the contrary.
Comments: None

Friday, September 17, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Just before reaching zero, the odds drastically increase.
Comments: None

Saturday, September 18, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When fighting an uphill battle, it's helpful to wear cleats.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 19, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Fast starts are often followed by free falls.
Comments: Super Mario: Fast starts are almost always good, except for those slow-races where someone calls out "First one there is a rotten egg!"

Monday, September 20, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you're on a tour, and the bus you're on stops in front of a burning building, you should probably take a picture or something, because, I mean, that's pretty funny.
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 21, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If nice guys finish last, it seems like it would be pretty easy to run from the law.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 22, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If it weren't for tomorrow, things might get done today.
Comments: None

Thursday, September 23, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's not that I'm crazy. It's just that the world was getting boring.
Comments: None

Friday, September 24, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: On the one hand, it's much more difficult to carry.
Comments: Gastlis: One hand? Aren't people supposed to, like, have two?

Saturday, September 25, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A lot of little things can often equal one big thing, but not without a fair amount of added aggravation.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 26, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Luck is not good or bad independent of our observations.
Comments: None

Monday, September 27, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The more vague you are, the harder it is for another to find fault.
Comments: Bobby: Whose fault? It ain't mine!

Tuesday, September 28, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A joke's death is often the hardest to identify.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 29, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The best way to exhale is in relief.
Comments: Bobby: Don't you mean sigh? Sigh...

Thursday, September 30, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter what you ate for breakfast.
Comments: None

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