Here is what I was thinking in June 2005. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, June 1, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The mighty may fall, but they'll flatten the weak.
Comments: Vyucs: Then the weak must stay out of the mighty's range. Trollish Beastfighter: If that does happen, true. But with Roy and Iggy, the problem is that Roy doesn't fall...

Thursday, June 2, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There isn't really any such thing as a mob mentality, just a drive to scream and charge.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: That is why they hold the signs up, since they forget their purpose in such a case.

Friday, June 3, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The trick isn't to avoid weakness, but simply to hide it.
Comments: None

Saturday, June 4, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: My life is one of misery and woe, for I can only envision those dance moves I am personally able to pull off.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: But if you could only envision what you could you, you would't know
anything about what you strived to do.

Sunday, June 5, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: For something that's not chocolate, I'm still pretty good.
Comments: Jeffrey: But isn't chocolate bad for you? Trollish Beastfighter: If you are talking about dark chocolate (which is healthy), true, but make a different point of reference next time since I HATE sweets (unless they are fruit, ice cream, or a meal with a hint of sweetness).

Monday, June 6, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If you're going to put your name out there, make sure to keep a second in reserve, just in case.
Comments: Vyucs: Yeah! Because someone might make your old name look bad.

Tuesday, June 7, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Accuracy and speed are both very important, but only one can really ever pull its weight on its own.
Comments: Bam: To Koopas maybe, but not humans. Trollish Beastfighter: What if you run the marathon blind? You either need to run into a lot of obstacles or have someone at least as fast you to show you the way.

Wednesday, June 8, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Just because it's the exception doesn't mean it's not the rule.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: True, like the proper rule for treating someone with CPR is to keep on going. The exception is if the paramedics come, the victim revives, or you will otherwise die of exaustion or frustration after two hours of doing it. Yoshi kid: True. Some people assume that when they say exception, they say don't do it. So when we do the certain exception, they can say we did it wrong and they did it right.

Thursday, June 9, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A 100 is a 1 with two wide eyes driven mad by the monotony.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Interesting, consider 1001 being Iggy or Roy's broken glasses. Bam: Is that a metaphor or is it true - you really are as dumb as you look! papermario: And here I was thinking this whole time that 100 was binary for four...

Friday, June 10, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: No matter how irate you may be, when you come a-talking to me, you'd better start making some sense.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Of course! When I get furious, I always make sure that I get my point out clearly in my furious manner as to put extra stress on the receiver so he/she gets my point and leaves me alone. As for your thought, has Mario been bugging you?

Saturday, June 11, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There's bound to be at least one statistical anomoly each week. Well, ok, this one time, there wasn't...
Comments: None

Sunday, June 12, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: It's surprising how much can be said without actually saying anything at all.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Good point, ways to communicate without vocal chords include writing
(which Morton should use as an alternative) and sign language (which a gorilla in real life used to ask for stuff, chat, joke, and fib).

Monday, June 13, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A signal is only a signal if everyone says it is. And some people like to be difficult.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Not everyone that says something isn't a signal is being difficult if they have a sensory impairment. Otherwise, you're wise. Dasina-chan: So a signal a signal is.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: An insult is a binary mechanism. You've either given one or not. The number doesn't really matter.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: In this case, you seem to say the person receiving insults is the computer. The problem is that computers can only interpret things in one way, but people and Koopas don't follow that rule. Dasina-chan: You REALLY need to stop using big words.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Being at the whim of another isn't so bad. It's when they decide they don't want you by their whim anymore that you need to worry.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: If you have to cater to one's whim, that is also bad.

Thursday, June 16, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Ultimately, everyone wants but one thing: perfection.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Definitely right, or for those who are depressed, the exception is that they might not want perfection, but the end. Dasina-chan: Well I don't! If I wanted that, I'd hate myself!

Friday, June 17, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't underestimate the importance of the invention of the checkmark.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Duh, correct! Otherwise, autistic ADHD complex students like me would still be left in the dark about virus scans, homework checks, everything that is double checked, etc...

Saturday, June 18, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: In a world without logic, all paths remain open, but there is only one, and it's round.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: I guess with logic, things go straight and orderly, but wait- isn't a cycle
orderly? Jeffrey: But isn't it logical to take the one path? So to maintain the illogicalness of that world, you will have to cut across the grass. It is logical that the grass will have a KEEP OFF THE GRASS sign. But it is logical that if the park keeper sees you he will chase you and hit you with his big painful stick. It is also logical that you will get bruised. This means that a world without logic cannot exist. Dasina-chan: Well you probably just make this stuff up to sound cool... er, I mean, if I was a kangaroo I'd have a big pouch right here! *points to stomach*

Sunday, June 19, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The more eyes there are in your audience, the more your own eyes will attempt to join them.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Except autistics like me don't like making eye contact for long... Bam: Then what will happen if it's a full house? They might knock down the building!

Monday, June 20, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: It takes but a few bits of obscure knowledge to make a genius.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Incorrect. It only applies to people playing gameshows. Genius is relative, but generally seen in autistics, who usually excel at logic, but in my mildly autistic oppinion, the ideal genius needs to know all school subjects, charisma, and how to find a companion (unless they are so autistic as to find solitude).

Tuesday, June 21, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Two is sometimes a little better than one, but on the whole it's worse.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Often very true, since we don't automatically know how to cooperate. Bam: Two what? And is "it" better or worse?

Wednesday, June 22, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A slap in the face hurts the most the next day.
Comments: Bam: Who slapped you? Dasina-chan: Yeah, ask Mario after he got THREE when he stared at me: one from Peach, one from Luigi, and one from me. Jeffrey: Don't tell us. You got in trouble with Wendy again, didn't you? Thunder Piranha: But what if you got slapped at midnight? Would that still count? Trollish Beastfighter: I don't think so. I feel both the physical pain and emotional pain the most the instant I recieve it. Not like I really have been slapped yet, but in such cases, I forget the next day and start fresh.

Thursday, June 23, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A ton of masks might melt your face, but never disappear it.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Actually, I think it is more likely that wearing a mask for a long time might distort your face (as if Lemmy's could be any more distorted) and in human cases, make it whiter, or I guess wearing many masks could make your face sweaty (and ruin any makeup you have on). Jeffrey: Majora's Mask, people. Some of those masks changed your entire body, and there was a mask that made you invisible. Dasina-chan: I'm starting to feel bad for the Phantom of the Opera.

Friday, June 24, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You don't make headlines by going too slow.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: True, you make headlines by thinking very hard (pun indeed) and by making a good movie, something amazing like that, or an amazing crime like killing someone or, um... I am not saying what else!!! (That would be a crime at this site!) Paperlemmy: So, you have to get things done quickly to make yourself known? Huh.

Saturday, June 25, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Jars are generally left unmarked for a reason; laziness is the best of these.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Well, maybe the person put miscellaneous stuff in the jar, but that is still lazy; or they haven't decided what should be put in the jar. It could be they don't treat the object like a jar, or maybe you are not supposed to know what vile substance is in the jar! But then again, some people would find it safer to have a label for that kind of purpose.

Sunday, June 26, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll try to put you out of business.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: The other possiblilities include leaving you alone, teaching it to others, and setting up a joint business with you. Jeffrey: Or give a man a website to look at and he'll be entertained for a day. Teach a man to make his own and he'll try to put you out of business. I'm referring to Lemmy's HTML guide.

Monday, June 27, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Good running shoes can be bought, but good running legs are sold separately.
Comments: Jeffrey: Some things in life can't be bought. For everything else, there's Mastercard. Dasina-chan: I don't know why people make such a big deal over shoes! I mean, in my class (well it used to be, summer just started), I was, like, the only one who wore raggety old shoes! Everyone else had like 70 dollar shoes, and that just didn't make sense to me! I mean, why does someone want to pay 70 dollars for FOOT ACCESSORIES?! Paperlemmy: Ain't that the truth, especially when it comes to me! Trollish Beastfighter: You either have to be born with good legs and maintain them, or you need to pay in terms of time to exercise your legs to make them stronger for running.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Mistakes breed more mistakes only because a person who makes one isn't in the best position to prevent the damage.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Yup, just like a faulty spaceship. If one miscalculation is made, a chain
reaction could occur and then a rough landing could damage the spacecraft; a loose support could cause other parts nearby to become unstable and snap and then so on. Then again, some mistakes cause people to panic and make the mistake of not keeping one's mind clear. Jeffrey: But mistakes breed experience, which leads to good judgement, which averts mistakes in the future, which may have bigger and badder consequences. So mistakes are good, as long as you learn from them. Dasina-chan: Ok, two problems. One, how on Earth is a mistake going to breed? And two, when someone makes a mistake, aren't they going to be sure they don't make another one? Paperlemmy: You know, we all make mistakes. That's how we learn! ... Well, except for this guy!

Wednesday, June 29, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There's no such thing as beginner's luck, only carelessness and low expectations.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Actually, the luck in this case would be indeed for the beginner for having others take the time to help him or her get used to the thing they are beginning so that they eventually get the confidence and skill to become productive in the activity. Jeffrey: Too true, only there is no such thing as luck, except in video games. Dasina-chan: Don't go with the no luck thing around me! I believe in the Zodiac (I'm a Capricorn), I believe in Tarot (I find that online), and I can read minds! (I know what you are thinking, you are thinking that I can't read minds!) Paperlemmy: I can't find something witty to say about this. But I guess what you said is true! People need higher expectations of others!

Thursday, June 30, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: I only believe in things I can see. I don't believe in very much.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Hm, your eyesight looks a bit wacked out, too. However, do you believe someone is telling the truth when they talk? I mean, there has got to be at least one person you trust, so if your quote was true, you would always demand that video recordings know the truth, or something like that. Jeffrey: You can't see us, so are you saying we don't exist? Paperlemmy: Well, seeing is believing.  And touching is good!

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