Here is what I was thinking in March 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, March 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Music starts to get annoying the 9,345th time that it loops, but it is still tolerable for a while, depending on how lazy you are.
Comments: None

Friday, March 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Sorry, but "to be or not to be" does not form the grammatical structure of a question, whether it has a question mark or not.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Starting tomorrow, I will start saving for any stuff I might happen to want by taxing the "good" citizens of Ice Land to breathe.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: TV should be called TW for Time Waister.
Comments: Boshee says: Time Waister? What, does TV take time away from Koopas' waists? *sigh* I'll never understand Koopas...

Monday, March 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When time machines come out, corporations will charge money to literally give you time.
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: A lava bath is not a cure for a sore throat, although afterwords you may not remember that your throat hurts.
Comments: Boshee says: Sure it is, afterwards you won't have a throat to be sore.

Wednesday, March 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: There seems to be an Unidentified Floating Object in my bathtub.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Computers deserve a rest now and then. After all, you don't pay them, so they should at least receive long vacations, and some nice benefits too.
Comments: None

Friday, March 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Just because two things can't be in the same place doesn't mean you have to make a firm decision between things. Just work in the grey areas.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I heard of a disease called Nintendenitis. It is caused my repeated motion, such as pressing buttons on a controller lots of times, and can damage muscles and tendons. My question is, who paid to get that name, Nintendo to get its name to appear, or Playstation to get its opponent related to a bad thing?
Comments: None

Sunday, March 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Is there such a thing as an intentional glitch?
Comments: None

Monday, March 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If permission has been given for you to steal something, it's no longer stealing.
Comments: mathgrant: Depends on who gave you the permission. "Bowser, is it alright if I steal a million Coins from the Mushroom Kingdom Bank?" Bowser: "Yes." "Thanks, Bowser!"

Tuesday, March 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If you always look on the bright side, you won't notice the twisted plot. Then you may as well be fish food.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When you get right down to it, you find out you weren't missing anything from far away.
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Thursday, March 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Feed a cat when it meows, because it has sharp teeth.
Comments: None

Friday, March 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I can change into anything, with my pals, Pokey, Prickle, and Goo!
Comments: None

Saturday, March 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If you settle for mediocrity, you camwatch a lot more TV.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I don't mind that my site is offline today. This way, I can not be blamed for not getting an update in.
Comments: None

Monday, March 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Wait... since when are Mario and Luigi twins?
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Mario was ugly as a kid.
Comments: None

Wednesday, March 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Being deaf's not so bad, cuz you can't hear orders.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When the dog's hungry, don't look into his eyes, for they are cute.
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Friday, March 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's best not to plan an attack while sleepy.
Comments: None

Saturday, March 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Once in a while it is good to act in a while that you usually don't, just to keep the audience interested.
Comments: None

Sunday, March 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I almost forgot to think today, but I am glad that I did not neglect my duty.
Comments: None

Monday, March 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Having finished everything early, it makes sense to get some extra sleep, because I'm always tired no matter how much sleep I get.
Comments: None

Tuesday, March 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The best part about playing a certain video game yet again is that hopefully you will no longer be afraid of it.
Comments: King Bowser says: But we will always fear games with the Olsen twins! (shudders)

Wednesday, March 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The easiest way to win an argument is to confuse the person you're fighting with. If you do it right they may forget what they're talking about, or they may even start to contradict themselves.
Comments: None

Thursday, March 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone laments their greatest flaw, and feels they have been cursed. Oh DAD, why must I be so perfect?
Comments: None

Friday, March 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I don't know but that I am a sponge.
Comments: Bobby: Do you live in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGELEMMY SQUAREPANTS!

Saturday, March 31, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: ... Man are they gonna get it tomorrow!
Comments: None

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