Here is what I was thinking in September 2005. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, September 1, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Little changes in little worlds are big.
Comments: K. K. Koopa: That's right. For instance, if we never have an ice age, then Ice Land may cease to exist. Poor Lemmy... Trollish Beastfighter: It is all relative to the little world. In the big picture, it is small. Here is something contradicting. Iggy got Giant Land, and you got Ice Land. BOTH OF YOU are, well... "small" changes, but they had a big effect in Mario 3. Right? papermario: Yep. Just change one letter in a short word, and it's completely new! Jeffrey: Any action we preform has an infinite number of consequences, some good, some bad. Remember that. Paperlemmy: It's a small world after all! Man, I hate that ride!

Friday, September 2, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The sharpest sword won't help you if your shield is a pillow.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Um... If you are good at parrying, of coure the sword helps. You also have to be able to hit your enemy. Jeffrey: But you can block attacks with the sword as well! Brandon: True, true. But sometimes a good offense is a good defense. All you have to do is madly swing your sword around. joshua: Especially if you stab yourself! Gruesome! Paperlemmy: Well, you know what they say, the pen is mightier then the sword! Try using that! supercomputer276: It would if your opponent is the one holding the pillow. Bobby: But very effective in slumber parties.

Saturday, September 3, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The here and now is only one possible location.
Comments: Jeffrey: What if you use the four sword? Paperlemmy: Location, location. I heard that somewhere, but I don't know where. Bobby: Explain how Mario and his baby self are in the same time!

Sunday, September 4, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Organization is knowing where your notes are without having to lose the other notes you took saying where they are.
Comments: Jeffrey: What about the notes that say where the notes that say where the notes were? Paperlemmy: I wish I had organization, because I could really use it when school comes! ... School starts tomorrow... SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

Monday, September 5, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Almost any solitary task is simple, it's you add restrictions and quotas that things get difficult.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Yeah, the real challenge is if they say "Be back at this time."  That ruins everything and keeps me away from my computer! Well... not everyone says it, but that is how life works. Jeffrey: But they may be necessary. papermario: Yep, things that should be simple have the world to complicate them. Paperlemmy: The key word there is "almost"!

Tuesday, September 6, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Play to your strengths. Weaknesses are boring.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Indeed if you are trying to steal the competition quickly, play to your strengths, but I still think you should time your strengths properly or something like that. Besides, you need to have some explanation for your weaknesses when the media comes along. Well... It isn't always that way, but it makes sense to me. Jeffrey: That's why Mario always beats you. Super Goomba: In my opinion, if you can beat someone with your weakness, do it. Better to not have fun than to waste valuable energy having fun.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You're really better off facing your fears. They can get you more easily from the back.
Comments: Paperlemmy: You're right, you've got to tackle your fears head on! That's why I suggest protective headgear! Jeffrey: The worst thing to fear... is fear itself. Trollish Beastfighter: Yeah, if you take the time to face your fears, you may indeed put them in a new perspective and find out that some aren't really that bad. I wonder if I could stop being a hypocrite with my wisdom and maybe get to the girls this way... supercomputer276: So Boos are made out of fears?

Thursday, September 8, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone can be a superstar for a moment, but only the best come out tops for the day.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: So... I was tops for this week in Tourists' Choice... What does that make me? Jeffrey: I love Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga! Yeah, I'm simpleminded. joshua: You and I are always tops for the day, Lemmy. Paperlemmy: You just finished playing Mario Party, didn't you? Bobby: Try finishing Mario Party 7 in one day after it's released.

Friday, September 9, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If you know what's good for you, you'll go for it.
Comments: Josh: You know, that's sort of like today at school. We had to balance as many nails as possible on one that was stuck into a block of wood and I figured out how to do it first and then everybody else copied me. Oh, and by the way, I'm not telling the secret, HA! Trollish Beastfighter: Then Nintendo games must be really good for me! YAY! Koopaling Josh: But what if what you think is good for you is bad for someone else?

Saturday, September 10, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't pick a fool to do a fool's job.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Sounds like fast food workers or meat processers for fast food companies in that "Fast Food Nation" book. I agree that if your crew is smarter, they will perform better, but big busiiness prefers to use stupid people who accept lousy wages and kick out anyone threating to their dirty line of work. I mean it! You are more likely to have your brain liquified by fast food (no, exaggeration, sorry) than you are to, um... never mind. It is just the food isn't very clean, and you don't really know if cooking it has completely sterilized it. Jeffrey: So you're giving up the site? Koopaling Josh: Well, actually, you should, because if a fool does a smart person's job, for all we know, the world could come to an end! Bobby: Because a fool and his money are so NOT parted!

Sunday, September 11, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A good joke sneaks up on you and then never leaves.
Comments: Jeffrey: Just like music, except it's the same for bad ones. Paperlemmy: Yeah, for sure! I saw a funny episode of one of my favorite TV shows, and it was so funny, I laughed in school! We need to remember the good times on this sad day (just in case some people didn't notice).

Monday, September 12, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If the brain were in the tongue instead of in the middle of the head somewhere, it really wouldn't make much difference.
Comments: Jeffrey: It probably would, but I don't know the difference. Koopaling Josh: Okay, that would look soooo weird. supercomputer276: That's one fat tongue! Bobby: You'd be a freak, but if we were all born like that, then we wouldn't be laughing.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone can make a mistake, but when you make one because of one, now that's a real blunder.
Comments: Dasina-chan: Yeah, like when one kid said I couldn't sing, and then when I started singing Alto, he got all wide-eyed. His blunder was a dumb one, tampering with the beauty that is my voice! *sings real low-like* Trollish Beastfighter: That kind of stuff happens when you are playing DDR and Donkey Konga a lot. You lose focus of the rhythm when you interpret misbeating and it causes gaming chaos for five seconds before you recover, or something like that. Jeffrey: Koopas lose against the Mario Bros. due to a blunder, when fighting them is a mistake in itself. Take your own advice, Lemmy! Kody says: Yep, I've been down this road before. Strangely enough, this mostly happens in school (math problems, grr...). Paperlemmy: We learn from our mistakes. So the more you mess up, the more you learn!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You should finish the things you start, but it's not always necessary to start the things you finish.
Comments: Dasina-chan: I agree! (Sorry, Iggy moment.) But, I must say, I have been following your advice alot. Like at school, some loser (the same one mentioned in the previous thought) LOVES to insult me, so one day, when he said I couldn't sing, I said, "Thanks, neither can you!" and, well, while he started it, I finished it. Hahaha! supercomputer276: That last part is pretty much void in Mario Parties 3, 4, and 5. You gotta clear Story Mode with everyone in order to unlock everything, so it is necessary to start what you already finished, which is the Story Mode in this case. Jeffrey: In other words, don't create Trimmings, and finish any that are. Paperlemmy: What are you talking about, Lemmy? I always fin... Super Goomba: That's impossible, because if you don't start the things you finish, you'll have never done them! Unless you mean do the last then the first....

Thursday, September 15, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Suggestion is the seed that sprouts into action.
Comments: Jeffrey: It may be a seed, but a seed does not grow by its own. We also need the water of ability, the fertilizer of support, etc. Paperlemmy: I should probably start a plantation of suggestions, because there's hardly any action in my life. Trollish Beastfighter: Well, it has to be a healthy seed (good suggestion), and the soil (recievers) needs to be fertile. If the audience agrees to pay attention to a good suggestion, then you have progress! Yeah... if only we all were understanding and cooperative with each other... especially towards the logical thinkers known as autistics and Asperger Syndrome afflicted persons (whew!). They think more logically than the rest of the world and tell the truth more unconditionally. If only society could always consider the truth polite... Actually, now that I am thinking, autistics are sometimes horrible at communicating and making suggestions, but they are good at figuring things out... and maybe suggesting how to solve a math problem... It all seemed simple one moment ago... Super Goomba: Then I must make a TON of suggestions considering what I do everyday. supercomputer276: So where are the soil, water, sunlight, and time?

Friday, September 16, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Waiting is only hard when you're told you have to do it.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: Actually, if I am told to wait at home, IT IS EASY! My GameCube exists here. Hey! Anything is easy to wait through as long as they don't tell you what to do while waiting or what not to do. joshua: Too true. The problem is I always find it hard to wait, especially when it comes to games. Help me! Paperlemmy: I hear that! But then again, in my case, any kind of waiting gets me impatient. Super Goomba: Not with me! I can wait! Unless it starts talking a couple weeks longer than it should, and then I'll go searching for what I was waiting for. supercomputer276: Too true, man, too true...

Saturday, September 17, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: When three people come to blows, don't be the one in the middle. Actually, don't be one at all.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Mario told me that he's always the fourth one to blow up. Super Goomba: Well, with me, I could sleep through it while I get healed by my unlimited Cape Feathers. Paperlemmy: That's good advice! How do I know? Because there are three siblings in my family, and I'm the middle child! Gulp! supercomputer276: Lucky me. I only have one brother. But he drives me CRAZY!

Sunday, September 18, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Among greats, there is always one that is hardly great at all.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I won at the local thumb twiddling contest! They said I was great! Somehow, many people say it isn't much of an accomplishment... Jeffrey: Bowser: A great enemy, but not great at all as he always loses. Paperlemmy: Then how come it was with the other greats to begin with? Super Goomba: So you're saying that in every set of great people, one of them is just great because he seems like he's cool? *thinks about a DBZ character with big circular hair*

Monday, September 19, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The only thing that can be pure is chaos.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: THAT'S NOT TRUE! People say that Mario is pure stupidity! Trollish Beastfighter: Purity has many definitions, I guess. Purity is easy to find when it comes to things like diamonds, especially under lab conditions. They are definitely only made of carbon. Purity especially with the right relative train of thought is easy to come up with. As for chaos... darn... it all seemed so simple... What is chaos... besides part of my Email address without an "s"...? I don't really call chaos "pure".  If it is everchanging that you are talking about, I mean there is no basis for purity. It isn't impure, but well... never mind. I fight against chaos! (Not related whatsoever to my Email address.) Super Goomba: How is that posslible? There's pure goodness and pure evil is different from pure chaos... Your thoughts make no sense sometimes... Jeffrey: As a Christian, I believe that there are pure, or holy, beings. So I disagree very strongly with you on religious grounds. Paperlemmy: Are you thinking about the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic the Hadgehog games? Try to resist!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Not every cause must have an effect.
Comments: Pravtsios: Every cause must have an effect. Causing something to happen will always use up energy to do so, and that energy must be transferred into something else, usually being another form of energy. If you think about it, you are always causing something to happen. Jeffrey: I think that sentence is a bit back to front, but grammatical issues aside, one famous scientist said "each action has an equal and opposite reaction". This does give an infinite number of consequences for each action. Scary, ain't it? Paperlemmy: That's wrong. According to Newton's 3rd Law of Motion, every action must have an equal, yet opposite reaction. Just what kind of causes do you mean, anyway? Denny W. Koopa: So that means if I planted flowers in every acre of the world, nothing could happen! DARN! I wasted all my money on flowers again! Might as well sell them to Larry... Super Goomba: Well of COURSE it's going to have an effect! It IS the effect! If you cause something to happen you're changing something, so it HAS to have an effect!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: A lie contains a grain of truth, but lies are grain themselves.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: I would agree most lies are twisted versions of the truth... such as religion and the Klan, or things like that. By the way, autistics have a difficult time lying. Most of what you hear from me, I'm probably telling the truth, so that means I simply don't tell you everything about the truth. Most of my stories (except when I bring up references) are an exception to this rule, and are the only things here I really made up. Jeffrey: I don't think political lies are helping 3rd World countries. Paperlemmy: So turn them into bread! But seriously, you're making no sense. Super Goomba: Well, I guess it is possible for a lie to contain some truth... for example, you entered your house and kicked the dog, but you lied and said that you entered the house and pet the dog. The truth in it is the fact that you saud you entered the house, which you did do. supercomputer276: Ying and Yang: a symbol demonstrating that a grain of light and darkness each is embedded in its opposite. You get that?

Thursday, September 22, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Logic should never be pointed, and handled only with the thickest of gloves.
Comments: Jeffrey: That's illogical. Paperlemmy: OHHH! So that's why the Mario Bros. wear gloves! Super Goomba: Huh? Pointed? Thickest of gloves? *sigh* YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!

Friday, September 23, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You may not be able to predict the future, but at least you can be pretty sure that there will be one.
Comments: Super Goomba: Hmm... I guess so. You could proobly tell that there will be no future if every single person on the planet is fighting... and you could tell that there will probably be a future if everyone is being kind to each other. Paperlemmy: Yeah, there's going to be a long good future! ... Until the end of existence comes. Trollish Beastfighter: Yeah, but I don't think anyone can predict if time will go on forever, so how long the future is may not be forever like some would naturally predict. I'll explain. If the universe goes through a big crunch, then everything including space and time will be bent towards the center of gravity, and under high gravity, time will stop, or something like that, but maybe there will be another Big Bang to restart the universal cycle... That is, if we are lucky.

Saturday, September 24, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't expect others to do what you don't want to do yourself.
Comments: Super Goomba: But it could happen! For example, let's say you have a phobia of plants, but you want some Piranha Plants to guard you because of a burgler who always sneaks into your house and steals stuff. You could probably get Larry to plant the Piranha Plants for you quite easily... Yes, I do know you wouldn't want to leave your house afterwards! Jeffrey: Unless they like doing it. supercomputer276: There goes the entire point of hiring employees.

Sunday, September 25, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You can undo a week's efforts in two seconds. The world could be begun anew in about five minutes.
Comments: Trollish Beastfighter: More accurately, the world would be destroyed in less than two seconds also by means of solar exhaustion. Creation? Um... That takes time too. Yeah, it would take much more time for a bunch of dust to gather as one planet. Jeffrey: Or end! joshua: Which begs the question, how long would it take for the universe to begin again? The mind boggles... Paperlemmy: If only life were that simple...  Sigh... Super Goomba: You can't undo a week's effort at all if it was to make an indestructable doomsday device, but you probably could destroy it in less five minutes if you built the device. supercomputer276: At that rate, it would take about a half-hour for the universe to begin anew, and five days for the multiverse.

Monday, September 26, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Certain ignorance should be preferred to uncertain knowledge.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I don't know much about Susan, well, might as well not bother to write about her! Hmm, that can be Larry's birthday present! Super Goomba: Or when someone's making fun of you. Jeffrey: Ignorance is bliss! Paperlemmy: Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... What?

Tuesday, September 27, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: To stop your plans from falling through, you can patch the holes, or just use a trampoline.
Comments: Super Goomba: Actually patching holes won't work, because judging by Team Rocket, you might end up falling in, and a trampoline won't work because then your victims come flying right out of the pit as soon as they enter! Denny W. Koopa: But if you use a trampoline, then they might fly out! Take my way of doing things: don't plan, just do something at the last minute! Paperlemmy: Tell that to Bowser next time! I want to see if he puts you in the dungeon for it! supercomputer276: Sometimes, you just miss the pinholes. Take it from me, I know.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Finding where a trail leads is not so difficult as finding where it starts.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: What are you telling us this junk for? I just care if the trail is candy! ^_^ Jeffrey: The idiot's guide to adventuring: Always carry a map in case you get lost, so you know where a trail begins and ends. And a mobile phone, so you can be airlifted out when you get lost anyway. Paperlemmy: Just follow the trail backwards and you'll find the start! Trollish Beastfighter: Easy! Definitely! Sort of like once I get the game, I can blaze through it. Yeah, I just need to figure out which game I want... Also the trail is found on a much larger map than where the trail leads. You definately got this one right today. Super Goomba: True, for once. It can be quite hard to find the trail because maybe it's on the exact opposite side of the globe, but maybe it's easy to find where the trail leads because maybe it's well marked and with no forks in the road. Excuse me for all the maybes. supercomputer276: No kidding. Once you’ve started on a trail, all you have to do is follow it to find where it leads. However, you might need another trail to find the beginning of the trail, and then you need another trail to get you there, so you’re really going nowhere. (Ok, now I’ve confused myself.) Introbulus: Oh now don't be silly... The start of a trail is the last place you remember being before you left, and where the trail leads is wherever you stop going somewhere else! So neither of them should be too hard to find...

Thursday, September 29, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You can't make a mistake until you've learned.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: WRONG! I don't know chemistry and I blew up Ludwig's lab! He didn't seem too happy about that... Super Goomba: Wow, it's true twice in a row! Because you can't really make a mistake unless you've learned it, because if you haven't learned, you'll just be getting it wrong from the fact that, well, you haven't learned! Jeffrey: Thawts write. I cant get moi speelings write untill I lurn tha coorect wey
two speel tham. Paperlemmy: Err, I think you got it backwards, Lemmy. You have to LEARN from your MISTAKES! supercomputer276: Learned what?

Friday, September 30, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Life turns promise into folly.
Comments: Super Goomba: That makes no sense, because with life doing this that means that life breaks promises, but that's impossible because with folly there, well, that's saying that someone made a purposeful false promise that makes you get embarrassed and that brings us back to life which even if you get embarrassed you need the false promise for folly to work. In other words, the two contradict each other, making it impossible for the thought to work. Boy did I feel like Ludwig there. Denny W. Koopa: Really, Luigi told me his quote in the Mario Volleyball (Mario Party 4/5) was that life turns promise into volley! I don't understand things like that... Paperlemmy: So just don't bother making any promises, right? So I should give up on my promise to Mario64 to write more episodes for Luigi and Waluigi's Mansion? Okay then. (Just kidding, Mario64.) supercomputer276: I don’t see it. “Promise” has seven letters and “folly” has five.

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