Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in February 2006. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, February 1, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When you feel the need to point out that you're not x, but x-and-a-half years old, you know you're not old at all, but rather, quite young.
Comments: Koopa Girl: It depends how young you act at that age.

Thursday, February 2, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The worst mistake is the one you don't know how to avoid.
Comments: Boswer von koopa: I don't make mistakes, and if I do you or Ludwig are bothering me.

Friday, February 3, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Crime doesn't pay, which is why I have to keep stealing more and more.
Comments: Emerald Shroob: If crime doesn't pay, then how do you get richer? Koopa Girl: It won't pay when you get away with it... Doshi: Crime does pay. Otherwise why would you dteal? Not much point if crime doesn't pay (which, if you know the right people to go to, it does!). Soooo, do you KNOW the people to go to? (I DO. Haha!) Static-Z: That's right, I mean, all stores have lately been commiting what I consider "highway robbery", which is why I keep getting arrested everytime I go to a store...

Saturday, February 4, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Being real is only one of many possible traits, and it's not even always a good one.
Comments: Koopa Girl: It's ALWAYS the best one, or else I wouldn't be typing this comment on Lemmy's Land, and if you weren't real, Lemmy's Land itself wouldn't exist! Gasp!

Sunday, February 5, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Annual events are furthered by a general inability to remember disappointment over such a long period of time.
Comments: Dry Bones: Are you talking about the Super Bowl?

Monday, February 6, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Something that cannot be saved cannot be wasted.
Comments: joshua: My parents' marriage can therefore not be wasted. What else can't be saved? Namco 50th Anniversary!

Tuesday, February 7, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Only a dictionary can define itself by itself.
Comments: Gold yoshi: If it defines itself, then what does the definition define, itself? Is there an infinite cycle of definitions defining themselves? Ugh... my brain hurts.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The last minute is also often the first minute, but the first minute doesn't sound so perilous.
Comments: Koopa Girl: The last minute is very perilous because you have so much to do in so little time!

Thursday, February 9, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with challenge is it implies a large chance you'll fail.
Comments: None

Friday, February 10, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Getting something done right is one thing, but to get something wrong is an art.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 11, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The most important clues to look for are the ones that aren't there.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 12, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: After the party, comes the clean up. After the downpour... well, you must clean up then, too.
Comments: None

Monday, February 13, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Your life is not a few peak moments, but everything in between.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 14, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Aim high, or you may find that the goal you worked so hard for really wasn't so hard at all.
Comments: Koopa Girl: Like writing a Fun Fic that made it into Little Lemmy's Land as #1. It won't be hard
at all to write it. (Unless it is very long...)

Wednesday, February 15, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: If you ration your chores the same as you do your rewards, you may find that they're not so abhorrent as they first seemed.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 16, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Intelligence and animosity are too often confused.
Comments: None

Friday, February 17, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There's a certain satisfaction to be had for fending for yourself. There's a certain other satisfaction for not having to.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 18, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There's no rest for the weary, but for the bored, that's all there is.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 19, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A switch should always be next to what it controls, but when it comes to buttons, exceptions may exist.
Comments: Boswer von koopa: That's true. Tell that to Ludwig, maybe his inventions will stop exploding. Koopa Girl: Like the switch courses in Mario World and 64. But, they have no buttons...

Monday, February 20, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When the first thing you hear while turning on the TV is a gunshot, you can only hope it's not the news.
Comments: Koopa Girl: It depends. If it's a movie, then there is no news. On live action news, well...

Tuesday, February 21, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Replicate the byproduct of the product you'd built before, and now you've made real progress.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes the very thing needed to mend the soul is a break.
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Thursday, February 23, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A parachute may only delay the inevitable, and yet, also make it much more bearable.
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Friday, February 24, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Never inform a snowboarder that he is on fire.
Comments: Koopa Girl: Well, if they do get on fire, they can cool off in the snow.

Saturday, February 25, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Make an offer, and you may find that it is you who cannot refuse.
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Sunday, February 26, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Unfortunately, even if you decide to remain where you are, the world will continue to move you right along.
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Monday, February 27, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The more you try to do, the more you realize how much you're still not getting done.
Comments: Dry Bones: So what you're saying is the more responsibility you give yourself, the less time to
get it all right.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: If you cannot buy it, you should not sell it.
Comments: Ham: How can you sell something if you didn't buy it in the first place? Boswer von koopa: If I can't buy The New Super Mario Bros. I cant sell it... Oh, I get it! It has two meanings! It would be stupid to sell it, and if I cant buy it I wouldn't own it, and therefore couldn't sell it!

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