Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in June 2006. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, June 1, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Someone well enough to excuse himself is well enough to present himself.
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Friday, June 2, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Good ideas don't always present themselves when you need one. Don't let one slip away.
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Saturday, June 3, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A challenge permitted becomes a heartbreaker lamented.
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Sunday, June 4, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It is impossible to change history, and yet so easy to forget.
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Monday, June 5, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: If you want to learn to jump, you could get yourself a bed of burning coals. But I don't recommend it.
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There are many ways to punish yourself, but eviction is a tough one.
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Wednesday, June 7, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Having all the facts under your nose isn't much consolation if your nose is very large.
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Thursday, June 8, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing quite so vague as a lone digit.
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Friday, June 9, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: I can do two things at once if one of them's breathing.
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Saturday, June 10, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, especially if it's on fire.
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Sunday, June 11, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: What one person can do well, another can do well to not do.
Comments: Tiff: Unless someone can do well to do what one person can do well, in which case that person cannot do well at that thing, which means... wait, I've confused myself.

Monday, June 12, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You are what you eat, but please don't eat what you are.
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: We crave choices, and yet don't understand how many we have.
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Thursday, June 15, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Eyes don't lie, but the readings do.
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Friday, June 16, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: To discourage kicking someone who's been downed is to implicitly encourage laying a beating on the upright.
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Saturday, June 17, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Willingness does not substitute for ability.
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Sunday, June 18, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It may be against the law to make another break one for you. But it should be allowed for anyone smart enough to do this.
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Monday, June 19, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A useless item lost is a chore you don't have to do.
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A complaint shows weakness, a solution, power.
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It's not much use to get on the shortest line, if you took ten minutes to find it.
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Thursday, June 22, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You choose your successor, he chooses his, and then that's about as far as you can expect your influence to go.
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Friday, June 23, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: The body can be ignored if you can just take out the head.
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Saturday, June 24, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A little trouble should be seen as no trouble at all.
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Sunday, June 25, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Everything that exists leaves its mark.
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Monday, June 26, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There are certain key moments when we stand still, and the world must detour around.
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When you reflect on your reflexes, you realize there are some things you do, and some that are simply done.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Only the very oddest of things can avoid gravitating towards the normal.
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Thursday, June 29, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When there's a pain in your neck, you really just have to live with it, cuz cutting it off is not going to work.
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Friday, June 30, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Habits are so much of what you are, but not always much of what you want to be.
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