Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in October 2006. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, October 1, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Twice as strong makes things four times as easy.
Comments: Static Z: I'm not very good at math...

Monday, October 2, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You can only receive so much credit for asking someone else to save the day.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 3, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: If you don't announce bad news, they'll be that much more annoyed by it later.
Comments: Static Z: And the good new is that I'm not going to tell you any of the bad news! Denny W. Koopa: Well, not if they're dead... Here's an example... Wario, Waluigi, Mario, and Luigi are in a room. Suddenly, a stink fills up the room. Everyone but Wario dies because of it. Then, Wario anounces "I farted". Trollish Beastfighter: Whose bad news anyhow? They'll probably laugh at the delayed bad news about yourself, and you may too. Ah, memories...

Wednesday, October 4, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: A simple service can be a huge help.
Comments: Static Z: *snaps fingers* Waiter, waiter!

Thursday, October 5, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Turn the power on, but leave the batteries in.
Comments: Static Z: Gee, I guess that explains why when I experimented without the batteries, it didn't work...?

Friday, October 6, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Few believe in the future, but at least some believe in the past.
Comments: Static Z: Yesterday I was thinking about today... Today is tomorrow's yesterday... Tomorrow is two days after yesterday... Today is yesterday's tomorrow... Yesterday was- Ack, I give up. O.o

Saturday, October 7, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Make sure you don't follow a melt down with a slip up.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: That always happens in Ice Land... When thaw comes to melt the ice, it all turns to water on the snow, and I keep on slipping.

Sunday, October 8, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You can make up for a bad decision, but it's tougher when you chose not to decide at all.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: This goes back to my trimming of "Lemmy's Awesome Race"! In Leg five, teams stopped at gas stations to fill their tank. The King couldn't decide which one to use, as Daisy and "Amanda" were confusing him, so he mixed them both together instead. Instead of deciding, he didn't... And they came in second to last. Again.

Monday, October 9, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: No one likes a wise guy, but they sure do like his help.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: On the new Survivor, nobody liked Cowboy (however you spell his name), but he cured headaches very well by pinching their foreheads until they bled.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When one tool breaks you can try another, but you won't always have a spare when you need one.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: OOOH! Like In cooking today! I started to mix the batter today, but then I broke my hand by banging it on the table, so I used my other hand! Then, I broke it in gym, so I had no hands left, and the teacher wouldn't allow us to use our feet. So I just bathed in nuclear acid water stuff, and I grew another arm! It ALWAYS works!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It takes ten people to make a party, and one to ruin it.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: It's thirteen, Lemmy... THIRTEEN! As in the latest Mario Party? And Bowser's always the one to ruin it! Static Z: Geez, and they still allow Bowser in the Mario Party games, along with Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser Jr. I wonder what they have to go through offstage...?

Thursday, October 12, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Mistakes will be made, but you don't want to be the first... or last.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: You want to be third, seventh, or thirteenth, as they are the lucky numbers!

Friday, October 13, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: There's no use fighting it out for first, where seventh is just as good.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: You're clearly talking about your house, as you let everyone kill each other, then you take it. But what if Susan comes? Then either you be the eighth person to fight for it, or just take it seventh, freeze her with your Freeze Gun, and package her to Pluto. It'll do everyone, especially Larry, a favor.

Saturday, October 14, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Good luck is when something nice happens that you didn't expect. Bad luck is when something rotten happens whether you expect it or not.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Bad luck = Mario when your Dad kidnaps Peach again.

Sunday, October 15, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You can desire to be special and still be part of a group, if everyone else craves individuality, too.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Some are just more special then others... *cough* Everyone but Susan *cough*

Monday, October 16, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: An ounce of pain is worth a pound of gold.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Don't lie, Lemmy! If this were true, Iggy and Larry would rule Earth by now! Static Z: Doesn't that sound like something Chuck Norris would say? Paperlemmy: *punches you in the face* Give me a dollar! P.T. Piranha: Wow! I should go jump off a cliff! Also, Wario would be interested in hearing this.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It doesn't help how many times you've managed to take flight, if you crash when finally someone is watching.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: This is why  you have to remodel. Terrorists bomb the populated places, so you fix them to make it better, and allow more music to scare them away. Unfortunately, I doubt your journel will ever get fixed... Nobody goes there... except for me, but nobody cares about that. Paperlemmy: Well, I don't have to worry about that, because I can't fly!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When you flirt with perfection, you usually get dumped.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Many people consider Mario to be perfect. For many reasons (two), because I'm a guy and I just don't like him, there is no way I would flirt with him.

Thursday, October 19, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You're remembered for your achievements, scorned for your failures.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: My number one goal is to fail. How does that work out, Lemmy? Think about that one! Static Z: And to think that Bowser is still appearing in the Mario games!!! How ironic!

Friday, October 20, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You can win with pure strength, but brains need something to work with.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 21, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes there are many things you want to do, and that's better than the times you don't want to do any.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I usually get really bored about halfway through what I want to do, and end up not doing it anyway... I find it easier to make someone else do it by threatening them.

Sunday, October 22, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It's good to try again, but usually not good to try exactly the same thing again.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Tell this to Nintendo... The next Mario Advance will be Super Mario Land!

Monday, October 23, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: It's toughest to appreciate things while you have them, though you crave them beforehand, and miss them after.
Comments: Mecha Mario: Just like my game: Animal Crossing Wild World... I craved it before... and now I lost it!!! I miss it!!! Denny W. Koopa: Like games with Koopalings in them, or Rock Star Supernova, or The Amazing Race!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When you start hearing voices, if the phone's not off the hook, maybe you are.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 25, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: If you're going to fight using a branch, then so be it, but it had better be a mighty one.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: I prefer long0distance attacks. Throwing rocks, shooting with guns, spitting in eyes, tossing Goombas at them, all the good stuff!

Thursday, October 26, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: How long can you stay in a locked room? A long time, but not necessarily alive.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: As long as Bowser wants you to stay in it (the dungeon). Static Z: Oh crud!!! I forgot all about my little brother! Gotta go! *zoom*

Friday, October 27, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: You can't dress up as yourself. That's not a costume, that's just getting dressed.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: It's better then not dressing at all... Static Z: Okay, let me put it this way then: I don't like to dress up for Halloween anymore; I feel that I am too old for that sorta kids stuff. I mean, in two months I'm gonna be turning 15 and... Well my point is, if you don't like the fact that I'm not gonna dress in a "real" costume, then how about I just run around town in my boxers, walking up to stangers' doors yelling
Trick'r'Treat, and waiting 'til they come to the door to say "Hey, you like my costume"?

Saturday, October 28, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: When the strongest plummets, why should the rest leap?
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: So they don't get hit! Example: Roy, Iggy, and Larry, are climbing up he hill. Roy is the strongest, and he suddenly falls. Iggy doesn't jump, and gets hit by Roy, knocking him down with him. But Larry jumps, and they both miss him and he's up ahead!

Sunday, October 29, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: No one person can do everything, but everyone should be able to do more than one thing.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: No, Lemmy. Just because I didn't get any homework today doesn't mean I have to do yours for a daily work value.

Monday, October 30, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Most words mean little, and the ones with meaning are rarely used right.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Huh? Will you meat me upstairs to explain?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006:
Lemmy's Thought: Rely on others to pick you up, and you may soon be too fat to lift.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Is this what determines the size of the vegetables in Sub-con? Relationship of Mario and Yoshi.

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