Lemmy’s Thought of the Day

Here is what I was thinking in November 2008. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, November 1, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you feel like getting a punch in the face you can probably take care of that yourself.
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Sunday, November 2, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: While looking ahead to the steep hill, don't slip where it's flat.
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Monday, November 3, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You can get onstage by accident, but staying there takes something special.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You sure can get things done a lot faster if you just forget to do them.
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Any good scheme leaves room for games.
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Thursday, November 6, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: A message left on a machine is one that might never be heard again.
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Friday, November 7, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Even something done for no reason can prove itself worthy.
Comments: Super Goomba: Yes, but to a point.

Saturday, November 8, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You can't always get a lot done, but live for what you can.
Comments: Super Goomba: How philosophical of you, Lemmy... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LEMMY?!

Sunday, November 9, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: When you call the shots you make them your own.
Comments: Super Goomba: Uh... Isn't that what calling the shots means? Or do you mean you own the shots? Well, at least we know the true Lemmy has returned...

Monday, November 10, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If something were really useless you wouldn't know about it.
Comments: Super Goomba: Yeah, like that robotic Pirhana Plant Ludwig made?

Tuesday, November 11, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you don't jump to conclusions, who's to say you won't fall instead on the way?
Comments: Super Goomba: Yes, but isn't it the jumper who falls? ... Or something?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The winner may get the spoils, but the loser doesn't get the goods.
Comments: Super Goomba: Isn't that what "Getting the Spoils" means?

Thursday, November 13, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The best plans make a formality of action.
Comments: Super Goomba: ... What? They... do action... formally...ish? Yep, Real Lemmy is DEFINITELY back.

Friday, November 14, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Most people will take to honesty as long as you display it all the time.
Comments: Super Goomba: Be honest and others will be honest? Izzat what you're saying? Try telling that to Larry...

Saturday, November 15, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Lie low but pack a large spring.
Comments: Super Goomba: ... A spring? What the...? Well, that'd certainly make it hard to lay low...

Sunday, November 16, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you can dream it, you could build it, but it might turn out to be a nightmare.
Comments: Super Goomba: So, I can dream of a new planet, meaning I coud build a new planet? Yeah, right... And I'm the EP of Arrested Development...

Monday, November 17, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: A slow crawl forward makes the path seem longer.
Comments: Super Goomba: Mostly because you're going so slow...

Tuesday, November 18, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: For something to truly remain secret for years means that no one cared enough to find it.
Comments: Super Goomba: Aw, who cares? Now what in the world happened to the TV remote?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You should watch what happens to you even when others are watching for you.
Comments: Super Goomba: They can't watch you forever!

Thursday, November 20, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: An icy slope may not make a situation sticky, but it can certainly make it tricky.
Comments: Super Goomba: Why in the world would ice make a sticky situation turn literal...?

Friday, November 21, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Can one object be all things to all people? Sure, it's called the self.
Comments: Super Goomba: Personally, I don't think anyone out there thinks that they are a waterslide...

Saturday, November 22, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Show me the way does not mean to do it for me.
Comments: Super Goomba: Although, some would want it to mean that...

Sunday, November 23, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If it takes one hour, two hours, three... Look, the point is you got it done. Right?
Comments: Super Goomba: Let's hope it isn't too late to put it to use.

Monday, November 24, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: It's better to be a hopeless optomist than a realistic pessimist.
Comments: Super Goomba: Unless the optimism leads one to be devastated enough to the point of pessimism.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: It probably would be less embarrassing if you smiled before you knew you were on camera.
Comments: Super Goomba: Except you wouldn't realize it until you figured out you were on camera. You should proably find the camera before you'rw supposed to.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Not every word can be a gem, we must dig our way through coal.
Comments: Super Goomba: Behold! The rare gem, "THE"!

Thursday, November 27, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Doing something new is not a license to stop what you do well.
Comments: Super Goomba: Unless you're good at, say, murder. Although, that may not for some...

Friday, November 28, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The best-protected memory cannot survive an assault from the present.
Comments: Super Goomba: Depends on exactly where the assault comes from.

Saturday, November 29, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Those with enough inner strength will never be stonewalled.
Comments: Super Goomba: Except by some strength-absorbing machine...

Sunday, November 30, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Try to wait until after you read something to weep. It's hard to read while you're already crying.
Comments: Super Goomba: SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAS DIED... Now that you're crying, I'd like to tell you...

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