Parakarry123$: Lakitu: NO! I have low life insurance!
Parakarry123$: Bowser: You want me to watch Lemmy's World?! That's a baby show! Besides, season 3 didn't
Parakarry123$: have the usual 3D effects! Rawr!

Yoshi549: Lemmy: Today on the Lemmy Channel, we will see Bowser being humiliated when playing cards
Yoshi549: with Mario.

Tayra: As Bowser was mesmerized by Mario's trick, he was unaware that his pet Koopa had gained magical
Tayra: floating powers.

MetaKnight: Mario: Got any Cape Feathers?

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Yeah, Lakitu, I agree about Bowser being stupid and- Hello, Bowser!

Dark Koopa: Now take the left card. I'll give you a hint: It's the one with the star.

Supa Koopa: TV: This is a Lemmy's Land News Report; Bowser and Toad are sitting on clouds, which can
Supa Koopa: actually carry their weight!
Supa Koopa: Mario: I'll trade you a Fireball for a Bowser Shell. What about Peach...
Supa Koopa: Sky World Episode 2: The Sun from Contest 98 as Seen in Lemmy's Captions Returns.

Boolia: Lemmy: Welcome everybody to Cloudy News- I mean, Lemmy Ball Paradise News!
Boolia: Mario: Go sky-fishing, Bowser!
Boolia: Bowser: Aw Goomba! I never win!

Kooky Von Koopa: Bowser: For the last time, I don't wanna buy one of those E-Reader cards! **GOOD
Kooky Von Koopa: PRIZE**
Kooky Von Koopa: Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Super Duper Show!
Kooky Von Koopa: Lakitu: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, BOWSER!!!
Kooky Von Koopa: Lakitu's Cloud: Boy, Lakitu is heavy, but THIS...
Kooky Von Koopa: Mario: Buy two Mushrooms and you win a free Fire Flower!
Kooky Von Koopa: Toad: LOOK! I AM FLYING IN A CLOUD, LIKE A LAKITU!
Kooky Von Koopa: Sun: I'm not Angry Sun, I'm Happy Sun!

Tommy Koopa: Since they lost the real Lemmy, the Koopalings replaced him with a TV.
Tommy Koopa: Mario: Do you want to see Luigi's new cards?

Htes: Bowser: That's it. Next time I'll drink coffee before bed.
Htes: Mario: Let's play go fish! Okay... Got any whites?
Htes: Lakitu: NOO! That cloud had my emergency food! Now I'll go hungry! ... Unless the food was inside my
Htes: shell, which it isn't... Oh well. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Htes: Toad: That Lakitu was stealing my idea!

Poison Pokey: Mario: Choose a card, any card...

Koopus: Bowser: (to Mario) I keep telling you, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU'RE SELLING!!!
Koopus: Lemmy: Buy today, kids, and you'll receive a free gift of 500 heaping pounds of dried pasta sauce!

adam: Bowser: This game stinks!

Jeff Koopa: Mario: Pick a card! An item printed on it will help you on your way!

Fawfuls friend: Mario: You see, Bowser, by trusting the heart of the cards I am able to destroy one of these
Fawfuls friend: character's clouds. Looks like I destroyed Koopa Troopa's.

Z-Kidd 500: Lakitu: Uh, Bowser, what are you doing? No, NOT IN THE FA- AAAAHH!!!
Z-Kidd 500: Cloud: OMG, Bowser! What have you been eating lately?
Z-Kidd 500: Lemmy: WAHOO! I'm on TV! Hey, Queen Mom!
Z-Kidd 500: Mario: Pick a card, any card. We're playing Super Mario Cards! (Only for GCN.)
Z-Kidd 500: Bowser: Mario, quit being a moron.
Z-Kidd 500: Toad: I guess Mario weighed too much to be on a cloud.

Duplipuff: Pick a card, any card, and if you pick the star right now, you win a prize!
Duplipuff: Sad Cloud: Now I know how Yoshi feels when he's carrying around that 300-pound plumber.

PseudoMario: Mario: You look different, Lakitu. New haircut?
PseudoMario: Lakitu: HEEEEEELLPPP!!!
PseudoMario: Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Super Freaky Show, only on the Dark Land Network.
PseudoMario: Bowser: No Mario, I don't wanna play Super Mario Poker! I wanna play Koopa's Yu-Gi-Oh!
PseudoMario: Toad: HELLO MOMMY, I'M IN A CAPTION!

Tryclyde: If you think Bowser should throw Lemmy's TV at Mario's face, turn to page 1455.
Tryclyde: Sun: Augh! I bit my tongue!
Tryclyde: Bowser: Get lost, Mario!
Tryclyde: Lakitu: MY KINGDOM FOR A FEATHER!
Tryclyde: Toad: It's-a me,Toad! (I always wanted to say this!)
Tryclyde: Lemmy: King Dad, look, I'm on TV!
Tryclyde: Mario: Hey Bowser, where's your Clown Copter?

Capitain Caption: Bowser: Err... Sorry Mario, but Lakitu is in another cloud!
Capitain Caption: Mario: Let's see... I have a Star card, a Fire Flower card, and a Mushroom card... BUT ALL I
Capitain Caption: WANT IS A CHEESE CARD!

EXOR: Since Bowser broke his Clown Copter, he is trying to find a substitute.

Ben Catchpole: Bowser: Now that I stole this cloud, I can finally get Peach faster than ever!

Boshee: Mario: As you can see, the cards are hidden from view. Pick the star card to win fabulous prizes!
Boshee: You get five guesses.
Boshee: Bowser: No, Mario, we're playing gin! GIN!
Boshee: Bowser: Trapped between a rock and a bottomless place.

drew: Lemmy: Look Pa, I'm on TV!
drew: Toad just drank something.
drew: Lakitu: I'M FLYIN'! I'M FLYIN'! I'M- Wait... I'M FALLING!!!

MarioFanaticXV: Mario: So you see, Bowser, with these three cards, I got a 1-Up and was able to save Sky
MarioFanaticXV: Land from you and your son! **GOOD PRIZE**
MarioFanaticXV: Why is Toad smiling? Bowser just ate his legs!

Antwan: Mario: See? My Mar-i-oh deck is way better than yours!

Bob the Goomba: Lakitu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jeff Koopa: Mario: I've got a Star, a Fire Flower, and a Mushroom! Beat that, Bowser!

The Fire Toad: Bowser climbed so high to steal Mario's trading cards only to find out that he already has
The Fire Toad: them.***FIRST PRIZE***
The Fire Toad: I feel bad for the Lakitu, but I feel even worse for the cloud.
The Fire Toad: The dressing room was occupied, but that didn't stop Toad.

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