Pokemaniac Joe: Donkey Kong: I got the Mini-Mega Hammer, a Goomba has a cape, a Thwomp's gonna Pokemaniac Joe: crush Mario, Iggy's zapping a Charizard, and Peach is just standing there confu-
Pokemaniac Joe: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Pokemaniac Joe: Super Goomba: I, Super Goomba, shall show you the ways of the ballerina!
Pokemaniac Joe: And just in the middle of it all, everyone exploded in a giant fireball and died.
Pokemaniac Joe: Lemmy: We're gonna win, 'cause everything is gonna be terrible!
Pokemaniac Joe: Little does the Thwomp realize that the Mario he's gonna crush is actually a bomb.

Tayra: Lemmy: Don't blame me, I told Iggy to cut down on burgers.

Yoshi kid: Mario: The bridge looks pretty stable if they can stay up. I wonder... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bicephalous Boo: Mario: Why did I enter the extremely competitive baseball league? I didn't know the
Bicephalous Boo: players would fight. What is this? Hockey? **GOOD PRIZE**

Petey Piranha Fan: Pauline: I have GOT to get away before the DK music starts playing!
Petey Piranha Fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, it's already started!

MetaKnight: Mario: This is NOT in my contract!!!

Freezy Toad: The Thwomp is going to kill Mario, and if that doesn't work then Goomba will turn into Super
Freezy Toad: Goomba and kill Mario.

Dark Storm: "Looks like someone got into my fridge and is playing with my cheese spread."

Yellow Boo: Donkey Kong, Goomba's trying to log you!

Zeus: Mario: You know, I would ask what's going on, but my graphic designer forgot to draw the questioning
Zeus: part of my brain...

deathyboy: This is what happened when Iggy and Lemmy ignored their dad's warning not to mess with the
deathyboy: space-time continuum.

MetalYoshi: The results of using a GameShark on Donkey Kong.

Parakarry123$: This wouldn't have happened if Donkey Kong had paid his taxes... **GOOD PRIZE**
Parakarry123$: Donkey Kong: Hey... This isn't my banana!

0ro: Thwomp: Just a little closer...
0ro: Mario: I don't even want to know.

porygonlover322: The clash of the graphic styles...

Drew: An average day in Brooklyn, NY.

Koopus: Iggy: Got Milk? It makes you freakishly huge! And prone to making sponsored announcements!

Koopa Dude: Poor Mario couldn't tell the difference between cheese and Ludwig's Reality Distorter.
Koopa Dude: When the Goomba's weight became too much, the Mushroom Kingdom Health Agency tried to
Koopa Dude: intervene...
Koopa Dude: Mario: This is the most lopsided game of Super Smash Bros. I've ever seen. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Koopa Dude: Iggy: Super Goomba, you'd better lose weight or I'll finish off DK!
Koopa Dude: The unfortunate result of the "Fuse all Mario Games Together" glitch in Donkey Kong.
Koopa Dude: Iggy, Lemmy, and the Koopa army interfere with Mario's first adventure...

Gamechamp: This game, which was never released, is the reason why the Koopalings have been absent
Gamechamp: from a lot of games.

General Cheep: Mario: Oh-a no! Iggy and-a Lemmy have found a way-a to bridge-a the gap between Plit
General Cheep: and-a MS Paint!

Eric the Koopa: Goomba: I'm going to get that ape for glueing a banana to the side of my head!

MarioFanaticXV: This is why Donkey Kong hasn't been remade in color.
MarioFanaticXV: Iggy and Lemmy's best idea yet: stealing Ludwig's time machine to go back and fight Mario
MarioFanaticXV: before he was a hero!
MarioFanaticXV: Although it messes up your game, you CAN find the Koopalings in Mario Vs. Donkey Kong!

Goobster: Cranky didn't say anything about spell-shooting turtles!

papermario: Things got a little crazy when Lemmy and Iggy showed up.

Fawfuls friend: Pauline: I come from the past!!!
Fawfuls friend: Pauline: Oh no, not Donkey Kong again! And this time big and small Koopalings! Oh, the
Fawfuls friend: horror!

Super Goomba: Little does anyone know, it was not Iggy's wand blast that made the original Donkey Kong go
Super Goomba: crazy, but the fact that Lemmy is much smaller than Iggy, and that Mario and Pauline have
Super Goomba: got lines all over their bodies.

kookyluva: Iggy: This'll make the perfect King Kong! ... It's too bad it took us so long to find the perfect
kookyluva: monkey...

R.E: It's the new Super Smash Bros! Unfortunately, the creators forgot to make the characters controlled by
R.E: the player, so there's no point in playing it!

Bear: Little did Pauline realize, Lemmy had used his magic to turn a Thwomp into a Thwimp.

Slashing NightWolf: Mario: I need a new job.
Slashing NightWolf: Goomba with cape: Thwomp will spike or flatten Mario while I rescue Pauline and then
Slashing NightWolf: get my own game series, making millions!
Slashing NightWolf: Moral of the story: Don't do drugs when playing Donkey Kong.
Slashing NightWolf: Lemmy: Exactly what am I zapping? And why is Iggy bigger and in 16-bit?

realoser: Lemmy: Why is Iggy so big?!

Boolia: Iggy: Donkey Kong, why are you here?

Double D: Chaos ensues when Shigeru Miyamoto decides to buy a Game Genie.
Double D: The Koopas usually don't like it when Mario goes on an adventure without them in it.

hairy: Super Goomba: I am the weakling Super Goomba, fear my oh so pathetic wrath!!!
hairy: Thwomp: Smash-o-rama time! Smeared Mario, me likes!

Austin Heriman: Looks like those guys at Nintendo had programmer's block.

Duplipuff: And now you know why no one has made a remake of the original Donkey Kong, with a plot.

Dylan: Mario: I don't know how this holds all our weeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiight! *thud*

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