Coco: Lemmy: Because Mario won the Silly Pie Contest, here's your garbage money.

Ludwig 222: Lemmy: If you're lucky enough to see Mario get hit by ten pies now, you'll get $3 just for
Ludwig 222: watching!
Ludwig 222: Luigi: I bet Mario's having a good time...

Blue Boo: Lemmy: I can't believe you won the bet that three random pies would hit Mario while I stand on a
Blue Boo: box next to this big banner on sticks...

Toddy Koopa: Lemmy: Just 300 dollars a ticket, see the amazing getter hitter byer pieer iner header!
Toddy Koopa: Luigi: Stop it! Stop it! He's already dead!
Toddy Koopa: Lemmy: If you don't want tickets, get out of here, Luigi, and no you can't have the tickets for
Toddy Koopa: free if I haven't sold them yet.
Toddy Koopa: Luigi: Wow, just 300 dollars a ticket and I can watch the clouds go by.
Toddy Koopa: When Luigi buys the tickets, Lemmy has no idea that the cops are after him for the possession
Toddy Koopa: of counterfeit money!

Indra: Lemmy: Try to give Mario brain damage, $5.

Mark P: Mario: Boy, this caption sure is an unlucky one...
Mark P: Luigi: OH MY GOODNESS! You've nearly knocked Mario unconscious!
Mark P: Mario: Next time, if I ever get splattered by pies again, I'll make sure I don't EVER go to the barber
Mark P: shop again!
Mark P: Lemmy's Land's new attraction: Splat The Mario.
Mark P: Lemmy: Bid your coins here on this Mario! Do I have 50 coins? No, 80? Do I hear 100 from Mario's
Mark P: brother?
Mark P: Luigi: Like I said, this isn't your golf course!
Mark P: Hip: Looks like I need to name my new island...

gnidaplat: Luigi was right, Lemmy throwing pies at Mario from a crate just isn't that funny in reality. **GOOD
gnidaplat: PRIZE**

Lord Wilco: Lemmy: This isn't enough to cover the damage he did to my pies, pay up. **GOOD PRIZE**

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: I want to play "Throw pies at Mario" too!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Save some for me!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Lemmy's so stupid, he doesn't even know Luigi switched his ball for a box when he
Lil Miss Game & Watch: was watching Mario throw pies at himself.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Lemmy: Don't waste my time with these bits of paper, give me coins now!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Mario, it's a pie EATING contest.

Seth: Mario: Mmm, boysenberry!

e2car: Lemmy: The idea was to knock ME off the box, but hey, I'm not complaining!

Robb: Luigi: Told ya Mario would look at anything I pointed to. ***FIRST PRIZE***

luigi-fan: Luigi: Ha! I told you that Mario will hit himself with pies! Where's my 50 bucks?!

someguy: Announcer: And the winner of the "Hit Mario with a Pie" contest is Luigi, defeating the champ,
someguy: Lemmy.

Clayton: Mario: I-a deserved that-a. I've-a been a bad-a boy!

Dark Magician: Luigi: Well, I WOULD pay extra, but that's only if I get to lick the pie off his head.

Bobby: Mario: I know that contests are strange, but you EAT the pie, not THROW it!

Ara: Did ya ever notice the clouds have eyes in Mario adventures?
Ara: Lemmy: Now... how to get down?
Ara: Lemmy: Now! Uh... now! Guys, did you forget the plan again? It's time to get the Marios!!!

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