MJ: Toad: So why are we doing this again?
MJ: Mario: Thank you, Peach, this is grea... Wait, do I hear the box ticking?
MJ: Peach: Don't worry, Mario, the sedative will last 'til 2006, Santa will never find out.
MJ: Luigi: This is a nice sled, would be a shame if something happened to it...

Trollish Beastfighter: Peach: Nice job, we got all the presents. Remember, Mario, it is your turn to be Father
Trollish Beastfighter: Christmas, and you need to be the elf, Luigi.

Super Goomba: Peach: Yes! MWAHAHAHAHA! More presents! Now they'll know to call it "How the Peach
Super Goomba: Stole Christmas" instead of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"!!!

Tayra: Luigi: I am not going to be the only reindeer!

WendyRulez: Santa got captured by the evil elves, so it's up to Peach to save the day!
WendyRulez: Toad: What's my job, being an elf?
WendyRulez: Mario: Just-a one problem. We need reindeer to get-a in the air-a.
WendyRulez: This might explain Santa Claus at Bowser's Keep...
WendyRulez: Super Princess Peach: Save Christmas From Bowser, coming soon to your Nintendo DS!

King Doopliss: Mario: Mrs. Claus, who looks a lot like Peach, give this present to Santa Claus, who looks like
King Doopliss: Toad.
King Doopliss: Peach: Toad, start pulling the sleigh or it's a 2-ton idiot named Mario in your stocking this
King Doopliss: year. Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
King Doopliss: Toad: Mario and Luigi always get Peach gifts like this sleigh and magic doorknobs for
King Doopliss: Christmas, but never think to get me anything but cheese and socks.

Koopaling Josh: Toad: But guys, isn't this supposed to be Santa's job?

RPG Man: Luigi: Tell Santa all I want for Christmas is a good game I star in.

Mr.?: Toad: Why didn't I go to college?

Vyucs: Santa (offscreen): Stealing my sleigh? I'm adding you all to the naughty list!
Vyucs: Ladies and gentlemen... The crew that have been playing Santa Claus every night before Christmas!
Vyucs: Toad: Sooo, how are we supposed to fly this thing without reindeer?

Dylan Yoshi: Luigi: I know the Mushroomers aren't the smartest people, but don't you think they'd be able to
Dylan Yoshi: tell the difference between Mario's black mustache and Santa's white beard?

COPYKATT: Toad: Why am I the only one worried about the charging Chain Chomps?

Flame Chocobo: Mario: ... Furby!

MetaKnight: Luigi: Why-a do-a I-a have-a to-a be-a the-a reindeer-a?

bob's revenge: Luigi: If Peach is Santa this year, then we are doomed.

Blue Bob-omb: Princess Peach: Merry Decemberween, Mario; merry Decemberween, Toad; merry
Blue Bob-omb: Decemberween, Luigi!

Paperlemmy: All the Shrooms down in Shroomville liked Christmas a lot, but Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad,
Paperlemmy: who lived just outside of Shroomville, did not...  Well, actually, they did, just not as much as
Paperlemmy: them.

EP: Peach: Here's a dictionary to understand what I just said.
EP: Luigi: Toad, you don't look fat and jolly.

Iggy_Koopa: Luigi: Can someone help me? I accidentally taped my hand to my back.

Gastlis: Luigi tests the new Atticus sled stopper.

Dark Bones: Hee hee hee, doesn't Peach know that she is Fungi Claus?
Dark Bones: Luigi: HA HA HA! Mario's present to Peach is a Shroob?

Kirbysonicmario: Toad: Santa's gonna flip out if he finds out you stole his sled, Peach.

Beaky: Luigi: But Mario, I already cleaned this!
Beaky: Toad: This is all good, but is this sleigh meant to fly? Because reindeer don't live here.
Beaky: Mario: Luigi, you will have to pull the sleigh again.

Deathyboy: Luigi was pretty mad, but you'd be too, if you found out you were the one who had to put on a
Deathyboy: Tanooki Suit and fly a sleigh over all of Plit while Santa was on vacation.
Deathyboy: Peach: Don't worry, Mario, Santa will never find out about us stealing all the presents!
Deathyboy: Mario: (Right, I'll just wait until she hands me the last present, then I'll run back home and hide
Deathyboy: the presents...)
Deathyboy: Peach: All right, here's the plan... We drop the presents on Castle Koopa, and remotely detonate
Deathyboy: the bombs inside.

Waluigi's Twin: Mario was quite happy loading up the sleigh with presents, until he found out that it was his
Waluigi's Twin: turn to pull it all the way to town this year.

Ham: It looks as though Luigi wants to play the role of Rudolph.

Mr. Messed with: Toad: Must... resist... urge to tell Mario these false mountains are made of cheese!!!

Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: Luigi: (looking at snow) Dang it, Atticus! First the tree, now
Termina Overdrive,Bowser`s Loyal Knightess: this?!

PaperLuigi: As the gang got ready for Christmas, Luigi noticed there were no reindeer.

TheWolf: Toad: Since when was Santa female, huh?

Stormy: Black object clinging to Toad's hat: Look at me! I'm an enigma!

El-Zacho: Luigi: How are we going to fly this? A Feather?
El-Zacho: Toad: Does anyone hear that music?!

Petey Piranha Fan: Toad: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Or any teeth, for that matter. **GOOD Petey Piranha Fan: PRIZE**

Chain Chompo: Peach and Toad flew off and crashed into a tree.

DeathBowser: This is a rejected scene from the Mario Bros. Super Show episode "Koopa Klaus".

Since the Paratroopas went on strike, Luigi has to pull the sled.

The Fire Toad: Peach: The reindeer ran away! Do you still have those Cape Feathers, Mario?

Drew: Toad: I still don't know who that lady is. Maybe if she took off her hat...

Todd: Luigi began to have a funny feeling when he noticed that there weren't any horses to pull the sleigh.
Todd: Well, you can tell they're not in Giant Land, look at the mountains.

Iggy_von_lemmy: The Mario Gang had everything set up but Luigi found out they'd forgotten one thing- no
Iggy_von_lemmy: reindeer.

Mr. X: Merry Christmas to all!!!

Jess Koopa: Toad: Er, Mario? Since when have mountains been this small?

Felix: Bowser in a Mario costume: Here's your bomb, I mean present, Peach!

groad: Toad: AAAAA! PRINCESS! DON'T TAKE THAT PACKAGE! IT HAS A BOMB IN IT!

El-Zacho: Peach: Sorry, Mario, but I don't think that pasta is a good present.

Bigboo25: Mario: Are you-a sure I have-a to give-a these presents back?

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Toad: What are those lights plugged into?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Oh gross! Who wrote "Atticus" in the snow?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Toad: We'd better hurry; there's an angry mob coming.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Luigi: Where do you want this fish? ***FIRST PRIZE***
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Toad: Wait a minute... You're Peach!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Unfortunately, no one noticed the huge green spikes until it was too late.

supercomputer276: Mario: Don't worry about this one being fragile, Princess. I already broke it.
supercomputer276: Toad: Those are the smallest mountains I've ever seen!

Abigailns: I don't know, guys, if Toads were meant to fly then we'd all have big jet packs, but instead we get
Abigailns: an oversized Mushroom on our heads!

Kirbyt: Toad: Oh! Can I be Santa? Please?!

Yoshi Lover: Mario: Ya forgot this one, ya dope!!!

Master Lord Roy: Peach: Sorry, Mario, no room for you on this trip.
Master Lord Roy: Luigi realizes he is bigger than the sled.
Master Lord Roy: Toad: Peach! We gotta move! The Christmas tree monsters are coming this way!
Master Lord Roy: Toad: Drat! I can't close this.
Master Lord Roy: Luigi: Uh oh, I think the sled is stuck.
Master Lord Roy: Luigi takes the role of a sledding dog.
Master Lord Roy: Luigi: I guess tongues aren't the only thing that can get stuck to metal during the cold.
Master Lord Roy: Mario: Oh what colorful, beautiful stars tonight!

P.T. Piranha: Toad seemed to look worried that he might be on Shy Guy Claus's naughty list, because of the
P.T. Piranha: fact that he swears every five seconds.
P.T. Piranha: Luigi: Hey look! There's that word on the ground, again!

Chowdown: Peach: Now we’ll make it back to town in either thirty minutes or four hours, depending on if
Chowdown: those green triangles are trees or mountains.

Pensuke: Luigi: Mwhahahahahahaha! We stole Santa's sleigh and got all the presents! Peach, can you give
Pensuke: me that present at the bottom? I got the feeling that's a PlayStation 3!
Pensuke: Toad: Uhh, guys, I'm not sure about this. Don't you remember what happened to the LATE Grinch
Pensuke: after he stole Santa's presents?

Double D: Toad: Hurry up, people! The sun's gonna rise in an hour and we still haven't delivered any
Double D: presents!
Double D: Peach: You mean that these presents aren't for me?
Double D: Toad: Aren't ANY of these presents for me?
Double D: Luigi: Don't you think somebody will notice that Mario isn't Santa?
Double D: Mario: I didn't have enough money to buy anything, so I put a bunch of snowballs in boxes and
Double D: wrapped them. Maybe we can have a snowball fight later.
Double D: Toad: Peach, I don't think bailing out will help us get the sled unstuck. **GOOD PRIZE**

Boogaloo: Mario: Peach, I know your eyes don't have outlines around most of them, so I got you a pencil.

MetalYoshi: The number of presents donated by the Mario gang is only rivaled by the number of captions
MetalYoshi: that have centered around the fact that Atticus signs his pictures.

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