Master Lord Roy: Peach: I know my color wheel already!
Master Lord Roy: Toad: This is the color I used to dye that Mushroom.
Master Lord Roy: Peach: Who knew that Lemmy would win "best Koopaling award" seven years in a row?

Waluigi Koopa: Toad: People are divided into five groups: idiots, Koopas, Waluigi fans, Mushroomers, and
Waluigi Koopa: Princess Daisy.
Waluigi Koopa: Luigi: It's time to die... for YOU!
Waluigi Koopa: Peach: SQUIGGLY LINES! YAY!

supercomputer276: Toad: This chart proves that classic styles are definitely the thing to be outside of this
supercomputer276: room.

Dark Koopa: Toad: And here on this chart you can see how much money I can save on my life insurance by
Dark Koopa: switching to Gieco.

Eric the Koopa: Toad: Remember, Peach: green is GBT3's rating so far, yellow is Mario's brain capacity.

EvilKarma: Toad: As you can see, Peach, Luigi's the most popular person in the kingdom now... but Wario
EvilKarma: needs to act a little better.

Todd: After Toad explained the intricacies of land ownership, they knew Bowser could no longer takeover
Todd: the Mushroom Kingdom.

Sonic527: Toad: Princess Peach, if Bowser doesn't stop attacking, our stocks are sure to go down.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Toad: So as you can see, these Caption Contests are making less and less sense.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach: Sorry, Toad, but even politics won't distract Bowser from trying to kill Mario!

MJ: Peach: That presentation was nice and all, but can I eat some of that pie now?
MJ: Luigi: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, STOMACH, OR ANY OTHER PART OF ME THAT'S BLACK!

Shady Parakoopa: Toad: As you can see, Princess, if we answer Bowser's demands, not only do we keep our
Shady Parakoopa: lives but we can increase our economy.

Bobby: Peach realized that it was a mistake to lay off all of the other guards to make the Math Club. ***FIRST Bobby: PRIZE***
Bobby: Luigi: The castle's under attack, and yet she's sitting there doing homework? What's next, this gets
Bobby: into a Caption Contest?
Bobby: Toad: I'm sorry, but the pupils are in another castle!

King Doopliss: Peach: And these charts mean what exactly?
King Doopliss: Bowser: Hahaha! You foolish Mario Bros. think you can get Princess Peach out of my
King Doopliss: business meeting of doom? You are gravely mistaken.**GOOD PRIZE**

Waluigi's Twin: Toad: So, as my graphs show, there ARE trace patterns of intelligence in Mario's head!

Game Master15: Toad: By these charts, as you can see, we cannot trust the Mario Brothers or Bowser ever
Game Master15: again.

Dash: Toad: This really small color is yellow, which represents the banana! You know, the banana that's
Dash: popped up now and then in the captions...?
Dash: Toad: So as you can see, the percentages of the company went down, and then up slightly, and the
Dash: stock of the company is represented on this chart, so the percentage of... Peach, our "resting your Dash: eyes" lesson isn't until tomorrow.
Dash: Peach: Wow, this is pretty complicated. I mean, it's not every day that I choose between more than one
Dash: of my dresses!
Dash: After many hours of graphs, charts, and plastic surgery, Peach and Toad finally found out that 2 plus 2
Dash: equals 4.
Dash: Bowser: Can we get off of here? I hear learning below us, and learning makes my head hurt.
Dash: Bowser: In today's lesson, we learn how hot fire really is!
Dash: Peach: Hee hee... I put a tack on the teacher's chair... Oh, wait. That's my chair.

BlackBones: Toad: Hey you hooligans, get of my roof. I'm teaching someone to be smart in here!
BlackBones: Unfortunately, the roof eventually caved in, just like their economy.

Paul, age 10: Toad: As determined by this chart, the small yellow section represents Peach's brain capacity.
Paul, age 10: Peach: I'M GONNA BAKE YOU A BIG CAKE! *babble and drool*
Paul, age 10: Mario: Gimme dat hot dawg!
Paul, age 10: Luigi: Won't I look hot in this green winter hat?

Introbulus: Toad: Surrealism has gone up nine points in the past week, as you can see by this pie chart I'm
Introbulus: about to eat...
Introbulus: Peach: (GASP!) You mean the average person only has THAT much of a percentage of
Introbulus: shoes-to-other-clothes ratio? Those poor, deprived people! Quick, Toad, organize one of those
Introbulus: "Save the thing of the week" clubs!**GOOD PRIZE**
Introbulus: Bowser: Thought you'd use the old "jump above the screen" trick, eh Mario? Thought you'd be
Introbulus: clever and skip over a few levels, eh Mario? Never expected to meet ME here, eh Mario?
Introbulus: Luigi: Hehehe... Mario will never expect this Koopa shell to the face up here... oh, Bowser's here
Introbulus: too?
Introbulus: The kingdom wasn't in peril that day, the princess was back at home doing taxes, and the stars
Introbulus: and whatnot were all fine, but Bowser and the Mario Bros. had nothing else to do that day
Introbulus: anyway...
Introbulus: Peach: So... The princess really IS in another castle?

Trollish Beastfighter: Toad: Milady, we got the results for the Roy's Sports Hall Super Smash Fest. The good
Trollish Beastfighter: news, Mario wins. The bad news, both you and Bowser are simultaneously in it.

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Peach was so busy watching Mario rescue her, that she forgot the door was left open.
Fwipp Deathspeeder: The only thing worse than having Bowser invade the Mushroom Kingdom, was the
Fwipp Deathspeeder: increase of taxes.

Paperlemmy: Toad: A graph? Where's that giraffe I ordered?

Silver Knight: Toad: ...So as you can clearly see from these charts, there is no possible way that you can be
Silver Knight: here, as you are an SMB2 sprite, in an SMB3 environment. Understand?
Silver Knight: Toad is clearly the real villain of SMB3; not only does his trademark quote "Sorry, but our
Silver Knight: princess is in another castle" annoy Mario to no end, he is also confining Peach in a room, and
Silver Knight: teaching her MATH!

Drew: Toad: I've got bad news and good news. Bad News: Our rates are down. Good News: We have better
Drew: graphs than everyone, and everything, else!

hyperguy152: Toad: This is the percentage of people who died because they didn't properly use the Slice N'
hyperguy152: Dice 2222.

WendyRulez: Peach moved her castle to the dungeon so Bowser couldn't kidnap her because she ALREADY
WendyRulez: was in the dungeon.
WendyRulez: Mario: Hey, what's that red thi- IT BURNS!
WendyRulez: Bowser: Mario will never expect me to be he- DARN IT!!!

Ham: Mario: Why do I have the pose of swimming when I'm flying?!

Mr. Messed with: Toad: These are the chances of who will win this fight. The yellow is Bowser's flame, the
Mr. Messed with: red is Mario, the green is Luigi, the orange is Bowser, and the blue... oh my! It seems the
Mr. Messed with: blocks may be winning!

bob's revenge: Though Mario and Luigi were saving her from Bowser, Peach was so busy being tutored she
bob's revenge: didn't care.

Kree von Koopa: Peach: I can't believe it, Toad, more castle roofs are collapsing because of two plumbers, a
Kree von Koopa: huge Koopa, and a retarded flame!

Kammy: Toad: As you can see from these charts, more than 25 percent of the people thinks Bowser's fire
Kammy: breath smells so bad, that it takes a Luigi and a green shell to beat Mario.

Game Master15: Luigi: I will just sneak up behind Bowser and beat him with this shell full of ballet slippers.

Iggy_Koopa: Peach: Thinks for telling me about the stock market, but what's that pounding coming from the
Iggy_Koopa: roof?

Doshi: Bowser: Guys! Leave me alone! I'm late for my business meeting!

Goldeneye: Toad: *ahem* According to the graph, you're the only person with fights on a rooftop.

PaperLuigi: Toad: As the polls show, more people like Bowser than Mario.

Jorge Mario Castillo: Mario: Toad, Peach; we need a little help here!

Bowser jr: Peach: Toad, how did you get in here?

Crystal King DS: Luigi: Need to beat Bowser and Mario so I can go to the bathroom.

Chris "Wario": Toad: Now as you can see, Princess, this yellow section is the part of Mario's brain that is
Chris "Wario": functioning normally, and the green slice shows how much of his brain is cheese-induced.

Pidigit: Peach and Toad are trying to solve one of the biggest mysteries of the Mushroom Kingdom: Why
Pidigit: Mario is always wearing white gloves.

Death Bowser: Bowser is in trouble.
Death Bowser: "Toad's FUNdamentals", coming soon for you Gameboy Advance!
Death Bowser: Mario: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
Death Bowser: Bowser: PEEEEAAACHHHHH! WHERE ARE YOU MY HOOONNEEYYYY?
Death Bowser: Luigi: Look! I found a green Koopa shell!

Danny Phantom: I guess Toad is telling Peach the marketing plan is in the toilet.

Doopliss fan: Toad: As you can see, these captions are getting more and more weird. If you don't believe me,
Doopliss fan: look up.
Doopliss fan: Mario: I smell chart-flavored pie!

Dark Bones: Peach: AHHHHH! Stop! Noooooo! BRRZZTTTTT! 5X5=25.

Double D: Toad: As you can see, the probability of Bowser attacking us right now is very low.
Double D: Peach: Ooooh. What does that little squiggly line mean?
Double D: Toad: 90 percent of our extra funds have gone towards new security measures to keep Bowser
Double D: out of the kingdom.
Double D: Hired Guards: 575 coins. Laser Security System: 750 coins. Moat: 1000 coins. Knowing When to Double D: Use Them: Priceless. There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's
Double D: Mario.
Double D: Toad: Unfortunately, our budget decreased by 50 percent when I lost my bet last month...
Double D: Luigi: I hope I remembered to put on my deodorant...

Wooster: After hours of debate and convincing pie charts and graphs, Princess Toadstool came to the
Wooster: startling conclusion that the door "may", or "may not", lead out of the room.

Scruffy.Z.koopa: Toad: Luigi has almost taken over our company! We have to act fast!
Scruffy.Z.koopa: Peach: I'm not a child, you know!
Scruffy.Z.koopa: Bowser: Keep it down in there! I'm trying to argue with my fireball!
Scruffy.Z.koopa: Mario: (What is he doing?)
Scruffy.Z.koopa: Luigi: Soon, me and my shell will rule Mushroom Inc!
Scruffy.Z.koopa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Fwipp Deathspeeder: Due to Bowser's constant attacks, item sales were up 40%.

Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: I may have flunked preschool, Toad, but all of my essays got Fantastic! F for short.

Chain Chompo: Peach: That's the worst drawing in the world, Toad!

ghettobananachris: Mushroom on chair: I bet no one else is going to make me talk...

Peachy Girl: Toad: It smells like there's something burning on the castle roof... Nahhh, it's probably just me
Peachy Girl: since I had beans for lunch.

Fludd Master: Toad: At this rate, we shall put an anti-anti-Bowser on this castle, don't ask me why.

cherry: Toad: You think I'm distracting you?! Umm... Of course not, I wouldn't dare distract you from anything cherry: on this certain roof such as Mario and Luigi fighting Bowser up there! Heh, heh, heh... Oh, I'm an
cherry: idiot.

Twomp: Toad is trying to explain to Peach why one plus one is two.

copykatt: Mario defies the laws of nature by swimming in the air.

Super Iggy: Could Peach study with Mario, Luigi, and Bowser making noise?

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