WendyRulez and Co: Mario: That was easier than stomping a Goomba. I wonder where all the baddies went?
WendyRulez and Co: Kamek: Mario will never get to the switch now!
WendyRulez and Co: Kamek's evil plan almost worked... Too bad the Mario Bros. were on the other side...
WendyRulez and Co: Luigi: Like taking candy from a baby.

Shadina: Kamek: Ok, everybody ready? We'll throw a surprise party when they activate that switch!

The Dryest Bones: Luigi: Who are we posing as?
The Dryest Bones: Magikoopa: All right, you'll all get your nachos if you attack when Mario hits that switch!
The Dryest Bones: Mario: Peace out, y'all!

Korren Koopa: Magikoopa: Er... It doesn't take all of us to activate the switch...

Boxman: Thwomp to the left: Can I flatten Kamek now? I can't sleep while he's yelling!
Boxman: Mario: Thank Nintendo for walls that block you from your enemies!

Tail Koopa: Magikoopa: You idiot buffoons, which one of you forget to open the wooden obstacle?!
Tail Koopa: Luigi: ... THAT'S NOT THE REAL P-SWITCH!
Tail Koopa: After Mario and Luigi hit the P-Switch, the enemies turn into food.

YoshiForever: Mario: Hooray! We trapped the Amazing Flying Hammer Bro, Kamek, Koopa Troopas, and all
YoshiForever: those other guys behind the door, and now there's no possible way to clear the level! Don't
YoshiForever: we make a great team, Luigi?
YoshiForever: Kamek: Those dummies have been climbing all over that switch, painting it, playing cards with
YoshiForever: it, and even playing tea party with it! I wonder if it's ever occurred to them to press it. YoshiForever: ***FIRST PRIZE***
YoshiForever: Kamek: All right, I give up. You Koopas, Paratroopas, AFHB, Sumo Brother, and Thwomps can
YoshiForever: do what you want to me... Just don't fling me into that briar patch!
YoshiForever: Sumo Brother: You know, we can go around the pole.

yellowkirby: Even after pushing the button, Mario and Luigi didn't know that Peach was on the OTHER side
yellowkirby: of the wall...

Waluigi's Twin: The fact that today was Friday the 13th should have convinced Mario and Luigi not to press
Waluigi's Twin: the button... but they're heroicly idiotic, so what's the point?

Mario Koopa: Magikoopa: QUIT MOCKING ME, HAMMER BROTHER!

Fried Rooster: Thwomp was about to fall, until he realized that it wasn't Mario down there.
Fried Rooster: Flying Hammer Bro: Welcome to the new location of Roy's Sports Hall! Now we just need the
Fried Rooster: referee himself, and then we'll begin the battle.
Fried Rooster: Now the Switch Palaces need to be guarded?
Fried Rooster: Sumo Bro: Kamek? There's mud on your pants.
Fried Rooster: Thwomp: Can you please move? I need to smash Mario.
Fried Rooster: Little did Kamek know that the Troopas were battling with Sumo Bro.
Fried Rooster: Luigi: Mario? When are you gonna push that button?

Denny W. Koopa: Why not give credit to the Koopa symphony, who play the music for the games, by adding
Denny W. Koopa: their picture in it?
Denny W. Koopa: Mario and Luigi are about to hit the buzzer, as Magikoopa has taken too much time to think
Denny W. Koopa: of the Number 3 answer.

Donkey Kong!: The new Mario puzzle game "Mario Switch Saga" is about Mario and Luigi trapping enemies Donkey Kong!: for no reason, which is what you do in the game.

Julian: Mario: If I were any smarter I wouldn't open that door, but seeing as there's this big red button and
Julian: I'm in a good mood, why not? I'll do it anyway!

lilblueyoshi: Kamek: Everyone ready to say surprise?

Paperlemmy: Mario: Okay, Luigi, I hear your concern, and I think that this is, indeed, a trap...  if we DON'T
Paperlemmy: press the switch!

Paragloomba: Mario, don't press the switch; it is a trap.
Paragloomba: Magikoopa: Now I have set up the perfect trap for the morons.

Koopa Girl: Kamek: Hey, you guys aren't Mario and Luigi! Security!
Koopa Girl: Luigi: How long do we hold this pose, Mario?
Koopa Girl: Hammer Bro: Fly, my Paratroopas, fly!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Remember, kids, if you see a big, red button with a threatening message on it...
Petey Piranha Fan: PUSH IT, PUSH IT, PUSH IT, PLEASE!
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: If you see evil minions in your own house, don't dial 911! Dial 892 for a FREE big,
Petey Piranha Fan: red button! Call today!

Flame Chocobo: Kamek threatened the innocent schoolkids as Mario and Luigi were distracted by the pretty
Flame Chocobo: button.
Flame Chocobo: Kamek: All right, who tipped Mario off about our secret plan to eradicate the red button?! Flame Chocobo: **GOOD PRIZE**

Lakitufo: Mario: No, if I press this button, they'll get me... What? One of them has cheese? Ok, I'll press it.

Doopliss Jr: In the New Super Mario World, this is the 150th level.

Kink-Link5: Switch: I have a bad feeling about this...

Fried Rooster: The Hammer Bro is directing the new game "Super Smash Bros. SMB Style".
Fried Rooster: Mario: Peace!
Fried Rooster: Mario is happy and Luigi seems depressed that Mario is getting all the attention and credit.
Fried Rooster: Kamek: I thought Sumo Bros. were bigger?

Todd: Koopa: So... do we attack before or after the Thwomp falls?
Todd: Magikoopa: (to Sumo Bro) No, you get the cookie afterwards.

Jr. of Doom: Luigi: Mario, why did you press the "DISCO" button?

Fly Guy: Mario: (Now that Luigi doesn't see the army behind the gate, they will attack and I will make a run for
Fly Guy: the pipe! That means no brother for me, YESSSSS!!!

Flappy: Kamek: Right, army, when they press the button we attack and destroy them and I get all of the Flappy: reward!

Yoshi tamer: Luigi: It's times like this I wish I was an only child.
Yoshi tamer: Mario: Yay! This is twice as much trouble as we usually get!

Tommy Koopa: Da-da-da-da-da-da, Mousetrap!

MarioFan01: Mario: All right! We got to the switch! Ok, Luigi, we can leave now.**GOOD PRIZE**
MarioFan01: Thwomp: They do know when they open the gate, we still won't be able to move, right?
MarioFan01: Kamek: Okay, when they hit the switch we all yell surprise, happy birthday! Ready...

Super Goomba: Mario seems happy that he is about to release all those enemies on himself.

Silver Yoshi: Magikoopa: Well, men, we sure fell for that one.
Silver Yoshi: Hammer Bro: I know! We will... will... OH I JUST HAD IT!
Silver Yoshi: Magikoopa: Yes, I'm a cyborg, stop asking.
Silver Yoshi: Thwomp: (to other Thwomp): So, uh... come here often?
Silver Yoshi: Magikoopa: I KNOW! We can walk around it! ... No, never mind, that would make sense.
Silver Yoshi: Hammer Bro: I know my keys are somewhere...
Silver Yoshi: Hammer Bro: Oh well, let's go get take out.
Silver Yoshi: The page turned and the... Oops, wrong game.

Jr. of Doom: Kamek: Mario's hands are tied up now! Let's get him!
Jr. of Doom: Luigi: *sigh* Mario thought Super Mario Sunshine was so great, he went down the toilet for a
Jr. of Doom: holiday...

Lilboo: Kamek: Are we ready?
Lilboo: Hammer Brother: Where are my hammers?!
Lilboo: Kamek: Good.
Lilboo: Thwomp: On the count of three, we squash.
Lilboo: Luigi: My Luigi senses are tingling! Something is wrong!

Ham: This could be the perfect opportunity for the Thwomps to crash down without missing their target.

MarioFanaticXV: Luigi: Mario, I've got a strange feeling that this isn't the switch for the Wing Cap...

Dias Koopa: Mario: Nothing can go wrong!
Dias Koopa: Kamek: As soon as the idiots hit the switch, destroy them!

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Kamek: YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE LOCK ON OUR
Dooplissa the Duplighost: SIDE OF THE DOOR! NOT THE MARIO BROS' SIDE! NOW I'M LOCKED IN WITH
Dooplissa the Duplighost: YOU IDIOTS! AND YOU! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ADD 1+1!

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