Contest 193
Picture by Atticus

Fried Rooster: Lemmy (from the surface): Iggy is drowning! I gotta save him! Wait, I forgot I can't swim!
Fried Rooster: Super Mario World: Donut Secret 1 level

Latios: Iggy:  (Can't... breathe...)
Latios: Mario: Wow! I never knew stars were underwater!

fawfuls friend: Iggy: For the last time, Mario! You're supposed to press P Switches! Not throw them in lakes!

Jr. of Doom: Iggy: HEY MARIO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE US DISOBEY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS? THREE
Jr. of Doom: YEARS IN THE SLAMMER FOR YOU!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Give me back my helmet! I'm running out of air! HACK GASP CHOKE uggh...? What
Petey Piranha Fan: does that mean?

WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: Wait, since when can I breathe underwater? ACK!

Flame Shadow: Iggy: Just because we're enemies, doesn't mean that when we're paired together in The
Flame Shadow: Amazing Race that you have to turn the emergency air hose into a P Switch just to get
Flame Shadow: revenge!
Flame Shadow: Iggy: Mario! Your tank has a hole in it! I mean, not like you need to know, but I thought I might
Flame Shadow: tell you.
Flame Shadow: Mario: (I wonder why Iggy is pointing at the vicious Deep Cheeps coming to attack me? I
Flame Shadow: mean, it's not like the Deep Cheeps will rip me to shreds and then nibble my bones clean...)

Pokemaniac Joe: Mario: They call me Flipper, Flipper.
Pokemaniac Joe: Iggy: No, you dolt! You can't use a hydrogenic impulsive-powered switch in the water while
Pokemaniac Joe: we are here!

Yosh 3000: Iggy: Give.. that... or... ack! Can't... breathe!

Lakitufo: Mario: Oh no! If he drowns, then I can't ask him the password to this game!!!
Lakitufo: Unfortunately, neither of them realizes an Unagi lives down there.
Lakitufo: Mario: Move! I can't see the stars!

Waluigi's Twin: Once more, Iggy proves that he is not only an idiot, but the easiest target in history as well.

MetalMario: Mario: (to himself) Ha! I will turn the stars into blocks so Iggy will never escape!

Icy Ocean: Stars: Get him! He has the almighty P Switch!
Icy Ocean: Iggy: I'm warning you! Get out before you die of seeweed poisoning!
Icy Ocean: The stars are actually there for show.

Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Mario, put that switch down! If you hit it, the word "Atticus" will be revealed to all,
Cream the Rabbit: and then tons of people will crack jokes about it!
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Be... good....
Cream the Rabbit: When Mario saw Iggy pointing left, he thought it meant "Throw that switch that will make
Cream the Rabbit: the evil fairy dust go away into the Gone Forever Hole".
Cream the Rabbit: The "Swim Through An Underground Gauntlet While Avoiding Evil Pixie Dust Challenge"
Cream the Rabbit: wasn't made any easier by the addition of a nagging Iggy, especially considering the only
Cream the Rabbit: three words he was able to utter were "hey", "look", and "listen".
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Run, Mario! The Power Star University is having a frat party again!
Cream the Rabbit: A TYPICAL day in Soda Lake.
Cream the Rabbit: The Soda Lake resort didn't go so well when its founders, Iggy and Mario, realized
Cream the Rabbit: midway through building that it'd have to be above water for it to attract more customers
Cream the Rabbit: than just stars escaped from Star World.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario didn't realize until too late that the "P" on the switch stood for "poison".
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Mario, get out of here before the pixie dust gets you and reveals to the whole world
Cream the Rabbit: those embarassing pictures from Friday night!
Cream the Rabbit: Stars: Teehee... Get out of our way or we'll have to make this world 3D...
Cream the Rabbit: In this taxing level from Super Mario World 3, you'll have to protect a valuable gem from
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy and some spilled pixie dust.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario: Green tentacles... They are everywhere...
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy, upon finding Mario illegally stealing valuable P-Switches, threw him into the same
Cream the Rabbit: cell as before, complete with a non-patched up hole in the wall.
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: You HAD to melt down my scuba gear to make that switch, didn't you?
Cream the Rabbit: Many stars flocked down to Soda Lake to see the classic play "Iggy Asks Mario To Give
Cream the Rabbit: Back The P-Switch That Gives You Scuba Gear With Which To Breathe: In 2D".
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: As soon as I get past this unbreakable seaweed barrier, Mario, I'm going to rip your
Cream the Rabbit: face off!
Cream the Rabbit: The underwater circus kind of went slightly wrong here...
Cream the Rabbit: To the untrained eye, this scene is insanity waiting to happen, but to the trained eye, it IS
Cream the Rabbit: insanity.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario stumbled into a restricted area in the underwater eatery "Fish E. Flagfin's Pizza
Cream the Rabbit: Reef: Yet Another Chuck E. Cheese's Spoof You Know What I Am Surprised Chuck E.
Cream the Rabbit: Cheese's Hasn't Sued Yet."
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Mario, keep moving! The parade is being held up... and I don't care if that switch is
Cream the Rabbit: the prettiest thing you ever did see, it's no excuse!
Cream the Rabbit: The stars were going to make either Mario and Iggy invincible for life, but they were more
Cream the Rabbit: concerned over who got scuba gear.
Cream the Rabbit: If this isn't the most wacked up Mario Party minigame I've ever seen, I don't know what is.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario, having won the race, proudly picked up his P trophy, but as the crowd, consisting
Cream the Rabbit: of Iggy, shouted to throw it down the bottomless pit, he disposed of it.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario: Whaddya mean this is a fake switch? And to think I swam through this whole
Cream the Rabbit: flooded cavern for nothing...
Cream the Rabbit: The umpteenth sequel to Mario Kart, where there are no karts and everyone is
Cream the Rabbit: underwater - rated E10+ for no reason!
Cream the Rabbit: Super Mario Bros. X has a much more difficult underwater Bowser's Castle section,
Cream the Rabbit: where you must beat Iggy and 2.5 billion Power Stars using only a simple P-Switch to Cream the Rabbit: move on.
Cream the Rabbit: Mario: Wait... If this is Choco Island, then why isn't this water melted chocolate?
Cream the Rabbit: The new Super Mario Galaxy planet, Hillbillania, has you swimming through an ocean full
Cream the Rabbit: of hillbilly versions of Iggy Koopa and Monstar's southern cousin, Monstaredneck.
Cream the Rabbit: This could be made into a fanfic, but of course someone would instantly LLST3K it
Cream the Rabbit: because of its strangeness and nearly complete lack of plot.
Cream the Rabbit: Iggy: Welcome. This used to be your oddly shiny ocean, but it's mine now. Take it from me
Cream the Rabbit: if you dare!
Cream the Rabbit: A gigantic Astro Blooper was sitting right beside Mario and Iggy, and despite its terrifying
Cream the Rabbit: appearance and its extended tentacle apparently ready to strangle one of them, it was just
Cream the Rabbit: wondering what they would do for a Klondike bar.
Cream the Rabbit: Coreef was supposed to be a Super Mario Galaxy planet, but after someone goofed up Cream the Rabbit: and made it 2D instead of 3D, and someone insane added yellow-painted Ztars and Iggy
Cream the Rabbit: Koopa to the mess, it never got past the development stage.

Segeant Dark Bones: Iggy: Mario...  give... back... air... tank...
Segeant Dark Bones: Mario: Find Atticus yet?
Segeant Dark Bones: Mario: Oh... is this yours?
Segeant Dark Bones: The next scene is censored due to unneccesary violence.

marayo: Mario: My button! No one touch it!
marayo: Iggy: I knew I should've kept that air filter ACK GACK!
marayo: Mario: Ooh, pretty button.

Dooplissa the Duplighost: Iggy: Mario! That's Wendy's fill-up-entire-room-with-water switch! Not cheese!

Danny Koopa: Iggy: You *cough* can only have one. *cough*
Danny Koopa: Iggy: NO! If you hit that switch your head will turn into a coin because you're a blockhead! Danny Koopa: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Danny Koopa: Iggy: I got rid of the stars! HURT ME NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Static-Z: Iggy: Mario, I swear, if you end up letting me drown, I will kill you...
Static-Z: Mario thought about just using the P Balloon to get rid of Iggy, so that he couldn't use it to float to
Static-Z: the surface, but then he started thinking about how fat he already is, and thought that that may not
Static-Z: be as good of an idea after all.
Static-Z: Iggy: Why are these freakin' stars and little yellow x's following me?! ... MAYBE it's because they're
Static-Z: trying to tell me that I'm almost DEAD because MARIO won't GIVE ME THE STUPID P BALLOON!!!
Static-Z: I hope Iggy realizes that choking himself doesn't help with the fact the he's drowning.

Ravyn78: Iggy: Mario, how am I supposed to breathe if you stole my air tank?

Master Paratroopa: Seaweed Closest to Iggy: Hey, quit scratchin' me with that claw of yers!

Paperlemmy: Iggy: Hey, what the...  ACK! W-why are there stars here? Isn't this supposed to be an
Paperlemmy: ocean? And how am I talking underwater? What- Mario! I'm so confused!!!

Donkey Kong!: Will Iggy stop Mario from taking the P-Switch? Find out next time on Super Koopa
Donkey Kong!: Bros.

hyperguy152: Iggy: Hey, did you see a guy who stole a P-Switch? **GOOD PRIZE**

Boxman: Lemmy: Mario, you never used the diving gear before, so why are you using it now?

Amber Koopa: Iggy: HA! So you're the one who wrote on the floor!

ServantOfNobility: Iggy was so distracted with catching Mario that he did not realize he was about to
ServantOfNobility: become invincible.
ServantOfNobility: Iggy: Mario, if I weren't choking right now, I'd come over there and choke you to death!

Bowser 5000: Iggy: Hey, that's against the undersea law! You're coming with me!
Bowser 5000: Mario: Um, can't touch me?

YoshiForever: Iggy: Hand over that switch before I choke myself to death and, erm... er...

Introbulus: Lemmy: Aha! So THAT'S why you don't need to surface for air!
Introbulus: Lemmy: I'm gonna get you for gluing my hand to my chin, Mario!
Introbulus: Lemmy: If I had a Power Star for every time...
Introbulus: Mario: *Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub...*
Introbulus: Lemmy: Gotcha, Mario! You know that King Bowser banned the letter "P" in his kingdom! I'm
Introbulus: gonna pound... er... punch... no... punish? Shoot! **GOOD PRIZE**

Amber Koopa: Little does Iggy know, there are a bunch of stars behind him that will allow him the ability to Amber Koopa: kill Mario and take his air aquipment before he passes out from lack of oxygen.
Amber Koopa: Mario: (Wait! Iggy's going to die! Atticus isn't allowed to kill major characters!)
Amber Koopa: NEWS FLASH!!! Iggy, looking for the golden pearl underwater, forgets to bring air equipment! Amber Koopa: He is currently trying to steal an air suit from Mario before he passes out.
Amber Koopa: Mario: This has happened five times before, and it always goes the same way. I swim away
Amber Koopa: before you can take my air equipment, you pass out, and Bowser punishes you for being
Amber Koopa: stupid!
Amber Koopa: Iggy: Help! My finger is caught on a piece of seaweed!
Amber Koopa: Iggy: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
Amber Koopa: Mario: You don't have to make a big deal about it! We're in a public swimming pool!
Amber Koopa: Mario: Wow! I didn't know Starmen came in such a small size!

Super Goomba: Iggy: Hey, you stupid piece of seeweed! Take this stupid collar off my ne-
Super Goomba: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAG!!!

Logan: Mario: Wow, Lemmy has issues, he's choking himself!
Logan: Lemmy: Mario! Your stars are following me!

Stephen: Super Bowser RPG Victory.

supercomputer276: How Mario can breathe underwater.

Tail Koopa: Since when do people crave P Switches over Koopaling votes?
Tail Koopa: Iggy is so dumb that he doesn't even know that Koopas don't breathe in water.
Tail Koopa: Mario: Iggy, the stars are going to zap you! I'm serious!
Tail Koopa: Iggy: No, Mario! Wendy is going to drown us all! Give me the P Switch, so I can end this cruel
Tail Koopa: plan once and for all!

DYoshi: Iggy: MARIO! You idiot! You stole my- ACK! Can't... breathe...
DYoshi: Iggy: Give that back! I stole it from Wendy and she'll KILL me if I don't give it back to her! And those
DYoshi: stupid stars will float all over the place!
DYoshi: Mario: (I've been an idiot. I always scubadived without a tank. I wonder how I could breathe... Wait,
DYoshi: oh no...

The Dryest Bones: Got Air?

Loshi: Lemmy: That's MY P-Switch! I need it to uh... never mind.

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