Fried
Rooster: Lemmy (from the surface): Iggy is drowning! I gotta save him!
Wait, I forgot I can't swim!
Fried Rooster:
Super
Mario World: Donut Secret 1 level
Latios:
Iggy: (Can't... breathe...)
Latios: Mario:
Wow! I never knew stars were underwater!
fawfuls friend: Iggy: For the last time, Mario! You're supposed to press P Switches! Not throw them in lakes!
Jr. of Doom: Iggy:
HEY MARIO! HOW DARE YOU MAKE US DISOBEY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS? THREE
Jr. of Doom:
YEARS
IN THE SLAMMER FOR YOU!
Petey
Piranha Fan: Mario: Give me back my helmet! I'm running out of air!
HACK GASP CHOKE uggh...? What
Petey Piranha
Fan: does that mean?
WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: Wait, since when can I breathe underwater? ACK!
Flame Shadow:
Iggy: Just because we're enemies, doesn't mean that when we're paired together
in The
Flame Shadow:
Amazing
Race that you have to turn the emergency air hose into a P Switch just
to get
Flame Shadow:
revenge!
Flame Shadow:
Iggy:
Mario! Your tank has a hole in it! I mean, not like you need to know, but
I thought I might
Flame Shadow:
tell
you.
Flame Shadow:
Mario:
(I wonder why Iggy is pointing at the vicious Deep Cheeps coming to attack
me? I
Flame Shadow:
mean,
it's not like the Deep Cheeps will rip me to shreds and then nibble my
bones clean...)
Pokemaniac Joe:
Mario: They call me Flipper, Flipper.
Pokemaniac Joe:
Iggy:
No, you dolt! You can't use a hydrogenic impulsive-powered switch in the
water while
Pokemaniac Joe:
we
are here!
Yosh 3000: Iggy: Give.. that... or... ack! Can't... breathe!
Lakitufo: Mario:
Oh no! If he drowns, then I can't ask him the password to this game!!!
Lakitufo: Unfortunately,
neither of them realizes an Unagi lives down there.
Lakitufo: Mario:
Move! I can't see the stars!
Waluigi's Twin: Once more, Iggy proves that he is not only an idiot, but the easiest target in history as well.
MetalMario: Mario: (to himself) Ha! I will turn the stars into blocks so Iggy will never escape!
Icy
Ocean: Stars: Get him! He has the almighty P
Switch!
Icy Ocean: Iggy:
I'm warning you! Get out before you die of seeweed poisoning!
Icy Ocean: The
stars are actually there for show.
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy: Mario, put that switch down! If you hit it, the word "Atticus" will
be revealed to all,
Cream the Rabbit:
and
then tons of people will crack jokes about it!
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
Be... good....
Cream the Rabbit:
When
Mario saw Iggy pointing left, he thought it meant "Throw that switch that
will make
Cream the Rabbit:
the
evil fairy dust go away into the Gone Forever Hole".
Cream the Rabbit:
The
"Swim Through An Underground Gauntlet While Avoiding Evil Pixie Dust Challenge"
Cream the Rabbit:
wasn't
made any easier by the addition of a nagging Iggy, especially considering
the only
Cream the Rabbit:
three
words he was able to utter were "hey", "look", and "listen".
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
Run, Mario! The Power Star University is having a frat party again!
Cream the Rabbit:
A
TYPICAL day in Soda Lake.
Cream the Rabbit:
The
Soda Lake resort didn't go so well when its founders, Iggy and Mario, realized
Cream the Rabbit:
midway
through building that it'd have to be above water for it to attract more
customers
Cream the Rabbit:
than
just stars escaped from Star World.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario
didn't realize until too late that the "P" on the switch stood for "poison".
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
Mario, get out of here before the pixie dust gets you and reveals to the
whole world
Cream the Rabbit:
those
embarassing pictures from Friday night!
Cream the Rabbit:
Stars:
Teehee... Get out of our way or we'll have to make this world 3D...
Cream the Rabbit:
In
this taxing level from Super Mario World 3, you'll have to protect a valuable
gem from
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy
and some spilled pixie dust.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario:
Green tentacles... They are everywhere...
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy,
upon finding Mario illegally stealing valuable P-Switches, threw him into
the same
Cream the Rabbit:
cell
as before, complete with a non-patched up hole in the wall.
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
You HAD to melt down my scuba gear to make that switch, didn't you?
Cream the Rabbit:
Many
stars flocked down to Soda Lake to see the classic play "Iggy Asks Mario
To Give
Cream the Rabbit:
Back
The P-Switch That Gives You Scuba Gear With Which To Breathe: In 2D".
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
As soon as I get past this unbreakable seaweed barrier, Mario, I'm going
to rip your
Cream the Rabbit:
face
off!
Cream the Rabbit:
The
underwater circus kind of went slightly wrong here...
Cream the Rabbit:
To
the untrained eye, this scene is insanity waiting to happen, but to the
trained eye, it IS
Cream the Rabbit:
insanity.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario
stumbled into a restricted area in the underwater eatery "Fish E. Flagfin's
Pizza
Cream the Rabbit:
Reef:
Yet Another Chuck E. Cheese's Spoof You Know What I Am Surprised Chuck
E.
Cream the Rabbit:
Cheese's
Hasn't Sued Yet."
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
Mario, keep moving! The parade is being held up... and I don't care if
that switch is
Cream the Rabbit:
the
prettiest thing you ever did see, it's no excuse!
Cream the Rabbit:
The
stars were going to make either Mario and Iggy invincible for life, but
they were more
Cream the Rabbit:
concerned
over who got scuba gear.
Cream the Rabbit:
If
this isn't the most wacked up Mario Party minigame I've ever seen, I don't
know what is.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario,
having won the race, proudly picked up his P trophy, but as the crowd,
consisting
Cream the Rabbit:
of
Iggy, shouted to throw it down the bottomless pit, he disposed of it.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario:
Whaddya mean this is a fake switch? And to think I swam through this whole
Cream the Rabbit:
flooded
cavern for nothing...
Cream the Rabbit:
The
umpteenth sequel to Mario Kart, where there are no karts and everyone is
Cream the Rabbit:
underwater
- rated E10+ for no reason!
Cream the Rabbit:
Super
Mario Bros. X has a much more difficult underwater Bowser's Castle section,
Cream the Rabbit:
where
you must beat Iggy and 2.5 billion Power Stars using only a simple P-Switch
to Cream the Rabbit:
move
on.
Cream the Rabbit:
Mario:
Wait... If this is Choco Island, then why isn't this water melted chocolate?
Cream the Rabbit:
The
new Super Mario Galaxy planet, Hillbillania, has you swimming through an
ocean full
Cream the Rabbit:
of
hillbilly versions of Iggy Koopa and Monstar's southern cousin, Monstaredneck.
Cream the Rabbit:
This
could be made into a fanfic, but of course someone would instantly LLST3K
it
Cream the Rabbit:
because
of its strangeness and nearly complete lack of plot.
Cream the Rabbit:
Iggy:
Welcome. This used to be your oddly shiny ocean, but it's mine now. Take
it from me
Cream the Rabbit:
if
you dare!
Cream the Rabbit:
A
gigantic Astro Blooper was sitting right beside Mario and Iggy, and despite
its terrifying
Cream the Rabbit:
appearance
and its extended tentacle apparently ready to strangle one of them, it
was just
Cream the Rabbit:
wondering
what they would do for a Klondike bar.
Cream the Rabbit:
Coreef
was supposed to be a Super Mario Galaxy planet, but after someone goofed
up Cream the Rabbit: and
made it 2D instead of 3D, and someone insane added yellow-painted Ztars
and Iggy
Cream the Rabbit:
Koopa
to the mess, it never got past the development stage.
Segeant Dark Bones:
Iggy: Mario... give... back... air... tank...
Segeant Dark
Bones: Mario: Find Atticus yet?
Segeant Dark
Bones: Mario: Oh... is this yours?
Segeant Dark
Bones: The next scene is censored due to unneccesary
violence.
marayo:
Mario: My button! No one touch it!
marayo: Iggy:
I knew I should've kept that air filter ACK GACK!
marayo: Mario:
Ooh, pretty button.
Dooplissa the Duplighost: Iggy: Mario! That's Wendy's fill-up-entire-room-with-water switch! Not cheese!
Danny
Koopa: Iggy: You *cough* can only have one. *cough*
Danny Koopa:
Iggy:
NO! If you hit that switch your head will turn into a coin because you're
a blockhead!
Danny Koopa:
***FIRST
PRIZE***
Danny Koopa:
Iggy:
I got rid of the stars! HURT ME NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Static-Z:
Iggy: Mario, I swear, if you end up letting me drown, I will kill you...
Static-Z: Mario
thought about just using the P Balloon to get rid of Iggy, so that he couldn't
use it to float to
Static-Z: the
surface, but then he started thinking about how fat he already is, and
thought that that may not
Static-Z: be
as good of an idea after all.
Static-Z: Iggy:
Why are these freakin' stars and little yellow x's following me?! ... MAYBE
it's because they're
Static-Z: trying
to tell me that I'm almost DEAD because MARIO won't GIVE ME THE STUPID
P BALLOON!!!
Static-Z: I
hope Iggy realizes that choking himself doesn't help with the fact the
he's drowning.
Ravyn78: Iggy: Mario, how am I supposed to breathe if you stole my air tank?
Master Paratroopa: Seaweed Closest to Iggy: Hey, quit scratchin' me with that claw of yers!
Paperlemmy:
Iggy: Hey, what the... ACK! W-why are there stars here? Isn't this
supposed to be an
Paperlemmy: ocean?
And how am I talking underwater? What- Mario! I'm so confused!!!
Donkey
Kong!: Will Iggy stop Mario from taking the P-Switch? Find out next
time on Super Koopa
Donkey Kong!:
Bros.
hyperguy152: Iggy: Hey, did you see a guy who stole a P-Switch? **GOOD PRIZE**
Boxman: Lemmy: Mario, you never used the diving gear before, so why are you using it now?
Amber Koopa: Iggy: HA! So you're the one who wrote on the floor!
ServantOfNobility:
Iggy was so distracted with catching Mario that he did not realize he was
about to
ServantOfNobility:
become
invincible.
ServantOfNobility:
Iggy:
Mario, if I weren't choking right now, I'd come over there and choke you
to death!
Bowser
5000: Iggy: Hey, that's against the undersea law! You're coming with
me!
Bowser 5000:
Mario:
Um, can't touch me?
YoshiForever: Iggy: Hand over that switch before I choke myself to death and, erm... er...
Introbulus:
Lemmy: Aha! So THAT'S why you don't need to surface for air!
Introbulus: Lemmy:
I'm gonna get you for gluing my hand to my chin, Mario!
Introbulus: Lemmy:
If I had a Power Star for every time...
Introbulus: Mario:
*Blub Blub Blub Blub Blub...*
Introbulus: Lemmy:
Gotcha, Mario! You know that King Bowser banned the letter "P" in his kingdom!
I'm
Introbulus: gonna
pound... er... punch... no... punish? Shoot! **GOOD
PRIZE**
Amber
Koopa: Little does Iggy know, there are a bunch of stars behind him
that will allow him the ability to Amber Koopa:
kill
Mario and take his air aquipment before he passes out from lack of oxygen.
Amber Koopa:
Mario:
(Wait! Iggy's going to die! Atticus isn't allowed to kill major characters!)
Amber Koopa:
NEWS
FLASH!!! Iggy, looking for the golden pearl underwater, forgets to bring
air equipment! Amber Koopa: He
is currently trying to steal an air suit from Mario before he passes out.
Amber Koopa:
Mario:
This has happened five times before, and it always goes the same way. I
swim away
Amber Koopa:
before
you can take my air equipment, you pass out, and Bowser punishes you for
being
Amber Koopa:
stupid!
Amber Koopa:
Iggy:
Help! My finger is caught on a piece of seaweed!
Amber Koopa:
Iggy:
HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
Amber Koopa:
Mario:
You don't have to make a big deal about it! We're in a public swimming
pool!
Amber Koopa:
Mario:
Wow! I didn't know Starmen came in such a small size!
Super
Goomba: Iggy: Hey, you stupid piece of seeweed! Take this stupid collar
off my ne-
Super Goomba:
BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAG!!!
Logan: Mario:
Wow, Lemmy has issues, he's choking himself!
Logan: Lemmy:
Mario! Your stars are following me!
Stephen: Super Bowser RPG Victory.
supercomputer276: How Mario can breathe underwater.
Tail
Koopa: Since when do people crave P Switches over Koopaling votes?
Tail Koopa: Iggy
is so dumb that he doesn't even know that Koopas don't breathe in water.
Tail Koopa: Mario:
Iggy, the stars are going to zap you! I'm serious!
Tail Koopa: Iggy:
No, Mario! Wendy is going to drown us all! Give me the P Switch, so I can
end this cruel
Tail Koopa: plan
once and for all!
DYoshi:
Iggy: MARIO! You idiot! You stole my- ACK! Can't... breathe...
DYoshi: Iggy:
Give that back! I stole it from Wendy and she'll KILL me if I don't give
it back to her! And those
DYoshi: stupid
stars will float all over the place!
DYoshi: Mario:
(I've been an idiot. I always scubadived without a tank. I wonder how I
could breathe... Wait,
DYoshi: oh
no...
The Dryest Bones: Got Air?
Loshi: Lemmy: That's MY P-Switch! I need it to uh... never mind.
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