koopaling: Blue Yoshi's baby: Come back here! Mario stole my awesome, green hat!

Jr. of Doom: New for the DS: Super Yoshi Ski DS!
Jr. of Doom: Yoshi 1: I told you we should've bought a potty instead of bringing them to the sewers...

yoyoyo: Baby Mario: Weeeeeeeeeee! Me safe!
yoyoyo: Narrator: Aaaaah. Yet another crazy episode.
yoyoyo: Baby Luigi: Weeeee! Who said babies can't have fun?
yoyoyo: Yoshi: I never approved this!!!
yoyoyo: Yoshi: Hmmmmm... Is that pipe open or closed?
yoyoyo: Baby Mario: In baby language, dangerous means "Fun".
yoyoyo: Baby Mario: Luigi, stop moving. Can't you see I'm trying to crush you?
yoyoyo: Green Yoshi: As soon as the time is right, I shall buck Baby Luigi off! Uhhhh... I mean, hee-haw! I'm a
yoyoyo: donkey!

Danny Koopa: Morton: Here we are today at our main event: Yoshis skiing with babies on their backs! What
Danny Koopa: an event! Do not try this at home, although, who has a mountain, Yoshis, and two babies
Danny Koopa: wearing only diapers in -6 degrees in their home? If you ever find out, TELL ME!!!**GOOD Danny Koopa: PRIZE**
Danny Koopa: What Yoshis do when you go for a bathroom break.

Korren Koopa: Baby Mario: I didn't know Kamek took Baby Luigi to a ski resort when I WAS BEING
Korren Koopa: SWARMED BY ENEMIES ALL OVER DURING YOSHI'S ISLAND!

Mr.Nose: And they say Kamek steals babies.

Yoshi tamer: Light Blue Yoshi: (singing) I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!

Darkness Yoshi: Yoshi's Island DS now comes with a new feature: watching your characters run in the
Darkness Yoshi: background!

red koopa troopa: Baby Mario: I can fly, I can touch the sky, and I got shot by the FBI.

Donkey Kong!: Blue Yoshi: Green Yoshi, you're not really winning. I'm about to lap you.

Koopa Girl: The Yoshi's Island ski resort.

Some Random Dude: Dashing through the snow
Some Random Dude: on a pair of Yoshi's skis
Some Random Dude: over pipes we go
Some Random Dude: tongues start to freeze
Some Random Dude: my hat is turning red
Some Random Dude: I think I'm almost dead
Some Random Dude: Now I'm in the hospital
Some Random Dude: with eggs stuck to my head.

Pokemaniac Joe: Green Yoshi: Aww man. It's New Year's Eve and I have to spend it skiing on this freezing
Pokemaniac Joe: mountain.

Gastlis: It's a darn shame their ski-poles were just DS styluses.

MetalMario: Little did the skiing Yoshis know that beyond the pipe was a room full of... SANDWICHES!!!

YoshiForever: Blue Yoshi: We've been skiing for hours, and as far as I'm concerned, this is still level 1! I YoshiForever: hate Yoshi's Island 3!

BlackBones: The Rocking Horse Yoshi Grand Prix went fine until they reached the warp pipes, which were
BlackBones: just stone sculptures... all of them.

Dialga: The meaning of Christmas on Yoshi's Island is to kidnap toddlers and throw them in a dungeon.
Dialga: Baby Mario: Go go go! I lost almost all my weight for you! FASTER! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dialga: Baby Luigi: Wait! Baby Luigi needs a seatbelt.

Birdo Koopa: Blue Yoshi in distance: WHEE! Uh oh, we're gonna die!!!
Birdo Koopa: Red Yoshi: I'm upside down! Help!
Birdo Koopa: Baby Mario: Shouldn't I be on a red Yoshi? Uh... I mean, goo!

Amber Koopa: Cloud: That's not fair! I lost the race becouse I dropped the controller! DO OVER!!!
Amber Koopa: Yoshi's Island Topsy-Turvy! Coming to a Gamestop near you!

Flame Chocobo: Sadly, Mario and Luigi did not know that in twenty years, Yoshi would kill anyone who rides
Flame Chocobo: on him.

lilblueyoshi: Light Blue Yoshi: Fluffy clouds are yummy.

Ravyn78: It looks like the Yoshis are having a skiing contest, and so far it looks like Baby Luigi and green
Ravyn78: Yoshi are going to win.

Introbulus: Cloud: Ouch... That poor Yellow Yoshi...
Introbulus: Baby Mario: You imbecile of a dinosaur! Don't you know that at this temperature I could catch a
Introbulus: case of hypothermia?
Introbulus: Yoshi: In there? Well I guess so... I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Tail Koopa: Introducing the newest skiing equipment, the Yoskier, which is the best, latest, and the newest
Tail Koopa: experience in the history of skiing, only for 10 coins!
Tail Koopa: How dare the Baby Mario Brothers turn Yoshis into something else?
Tail Koopa: Baby Luigi is winning the race until his machine's engine stops working.

ServantOfNobility: Mario couldn't stand Luigi winning, so he decided to take a shortcut through the small
ServantOfNobility: pipe etched into the mountains.

Amber Koopa: Yoshi Farthest Away: Time for my close-up! Closer! CLOSER! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?!
Amber Koopa: CLOSER!!!

Boolia: Blue Yoshi: I hope we don't get caught using this brand new sleigh before Christmas.
Boolia: Baby Luigi: Santa!
Boolia: Yoshi: Come on, Baby Luigi, we're off to see Santa at the North Pole!
Boolia: Baby Mario: Trouble coming!

Crazy Koopa: Blue Yoshi: I would've won if it wasn't for Mario's fat!

bj100: Baby Mario: Well we've been chased by the ski patrol, knocked down an old man, ate Ludwig's
bj100: chocolate, and started a nuclear war. So what do you want do next?

marayo: Baby Luigi: Go gween donkey! Go!
marayo: Blue Yoshi: GERONIMO!!!
marayo: Baby Mario: Wah! Weeji is going to win!
marayo: Blue Yoshi: Next time I'M riding you!
marayo: Baby Mario: We are going to wait for this cute wittle gween donkey to land or fly!

Lakitufo: The Yoshis in the backround seem to have forgotten there's no snow on that mountain.
Lakitufo: Green Yoshi: Okay, here's the plan: we all hate the ice age, so we're going into that pipe right into
Lakitufo: the technological age.
Lakitufo: Mario (offscreen): Peach, you'd better get the net gun; they're trying to steal the Babies again.
Lakitufo: Blue Yoshi (background): I'm skiing down a hill! ... Now I'm soaring down a hill! ... Now I'm rolling
Lakitufo: down a hill! **GOOD PRIZE**
Lakitufo: The Yoshis had to take drastic measures when Mario ate beans for lunch.

Rhinox: Green Yoshi: (reading the sign) "If you are reading this message, this means that the crazy light blue
Rhinox: Yoshi will push you in that warp pipe and you'll fall on that mountains in the background just like the
Rhinox: other idiots! PS: This is your reward for being so curious! PSS: Have a good fall!"
Rhinox: Green Yoshi: I will only enter that pipe if a blue lunatic with a baby on his back crashes into me! What
Rhinox: are the chances of this happening?
Rhinox: Green Yoshi: WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUTTING THOSE IDIOTIC SIGNS IN THE GAME IF YOU CAN
Rhinox: ONLY WALK LEFT AND RIGHT IN THE SIDESCROLLERS?!
Rhinox: Green Yoshi: "Warp Pipe of Doom"?! Who would believe that?! Yoshis flying in the background?!
Rhinox: (sarcastically) Yeah right!
Rhinox: Green Yoshi: I don't need a stupid sign to tell me that I need to enter the warp pipe to go to the next
Rhinox: area!

Captionboyboy: Baby Mario: I sure hope I don't destroy those little pixelated things.

MarioFan01: Everyone is having a great time skiing, but Baby Luigi is stuck with a frozen Yoshi.
MarioFan01: While there are two Yoshis skiing on the snowy hill, there are three Yoshis skiing on the rocks.

Fried Rooster: And... Luigi wins the race since the first place Yoshi winner refuses to show his identity.

Petey Piranha Fan: Baby Mario: I only make these cute faces so you'll support me until I'm 37.
Petey Piranha Fan: Baby Luigi: No offense, everybody, but this backward race is a failure.
Petey Piranha Fan: This wouldn't be so dumb if the warp pipe didn't lead right back up to the top of the hill.
Petey Piranha Fan: Green Yoshi: I can't go any further than this, or I'll run into that big arrow.
Petey Piranha Fan: Baby Luigi: Hmmm... Red arrow... What does it mean? That red might stand for the poultry
Petey Piranha Fan: business...

Gigashroom: Blue Yoshi:
Gigashroom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BABY MARIO, I
Gigashroom: THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SALT THE SLOPES!
Gigashroom: It's funny, but for some reason, winter break on Plit is SO COOL!!!
Gigashroom: Blue Yoshi: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I WANT WINTER BREAK TO START NOW!!!
Gigashroom: Baby Mario: BABY LUIGI GETS A GREEN SANTA HAT?! NO FAIR! I WANT ONE TOO!

Hammer Bros: Contestants in the Yoshi Ski-athon never knew that there was no finish line; racers simply fell
Hammer Bros: off the edge of the world and lost a life.

Tail Koopa: Kamek thought the Babies didn't know how to drive snowmobiles, so he turned the Yoshis that
Tail Koopa: the Babies were riding on into snowmobiles, but he thought wrong.

Sergeant Dark Bones: Baby Luigi: Mawio! Don' twample on that poor Mini-Yothi!

Heavy Mole: This was the final straw: repeated experince had convinced Ned the Teal Yoshi that following
Heavy Mole: large arrows down long, questionably located tunnels was indeed a bad idea.

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