Fried Rooster: Boo Buddy: Check out my great painting of Bob-omb.
Fried Rooster: Boo Buddy: ROYAL FLUSH! I win! You have to do chores for me for the next few
Fried Rooster: years.

Nicole Rademacher: Mario: Umm... Are those Boos playing cards...? Luigi... Luigi! That Boo is
Nicole Rademacher: coming near me... Lui... Slurp!

marayo: Mario: This is the shortest grandfather clock ever!
marayo: Boo: Help me out! Or else I'll kill you! I mean I'm a trapped little boy!
marayo: This is the last time the Boos are gambling... They bet on crates with bombs in them!
marayo: Boo: Yay! I win Old Maid!

Jr. of Doom: Boo 1: Waiting for a finished painting is an award in itself. FINISH ALREADY!!!
Jr. of Doom: Mario: (looking at clock) ! I DON'T KNOW THE TIME!!! ARRRRRR!!!

WendyRulez and Co: Boo: We put the key on one of the windows! Now you will never get it! Suckers!

Giga Bowser Jr: Boo with Cards: I'll give you my Charizard for your Pikachu.

YoshiForever: Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LUIGI?! NEXT WEEK IS THE 200TH CAPTION CONTEST AND
YoshiForever: YOU'RE NAPPING?! ARE YOU MAD? NUTS? BONKERS? BE... zer... ko... *yawn*... Zzz...
YoshiForever: Mario: Say, Luigi, do you happen to notice that flashing light on the ceiling?
YoshiForever: Boo: OH COME ON!!! I ALREADY CAUGHT FIVE BASSES, TWO MULLETS, TWELVE
YoshiForever: CLOWNFISH, AND AN ANGLERFISH!!! YOU'D BETTER HAVE SOME FIVES BECAUSE I'M NOT
YoshiForever: GOING FISHING ANYMORE!!! NO WAY!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Mr.Nose: With Luigi sleeping and Mario staring at what is the insanity of a question mark, no one was
Mr.Nose: to notice crates full of Bob-pmbs heading towards them.

Double D: Whichever Boo wins the card game gets to "wake up" Luigi. **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: Mario: ACK! If I don't save Dinosaur Land in five minutes, I'll miss my favorite TV show!
Double D: Forget this picture; where's number 200?

Keroh Toad: Mario: Should I tell Luigi about that Thwomp up there or not...? Hmm...
Keroh Toad: Boo Playing Cards #1: I'll trade you my King Boo for your Madame Flurrie and Dry
Keroh Toad: Bones cards.
Keroh Toad: It looks like the two heroes are trapped. Who knew that Boos were this smart?
Keroh Toad: In this version of Super Mario Bros. is this impossible level! For some reason we still
Keroh Toad: sold a lot of these.

Darkness Yoshi: The new ghost house will put the Mario Bros. to a much bigger test, but first, it's
Darkness Yoshi: time for a nap.
Darkness Yoshi: Mario: Great! It's 1 AM! I'm missing my favorite soap opera: All My Cheese!
Darkness Yoshi: The Mario Bros. didn't need to do a thing, as the Boos and the Bob-ombs were
Darkness Yoshi: having a war of some kind.
Darkness Yoshi: Laughing Boo: Suckers! We hid the key where you'll never get it!

lilblueyoshi: I wonder if it ever occured to them that the house is at Six Flags.

supercomputer276: Mario: Hey Luigi! Wake up! It's bedtime!

Mini-Yoshi: Crazy Boo: Thank you, Mario, but Bow is in another Ghost House!

MaskedSheik: Quoth the keyhole, "Nevermore."

Ravyn78: Mario: Fine time for Luigi to fall asleep when I'm looking for the key to the exit.

Donkey Kong!: Mario: (to gamer) Please unpause the game. I'm tired of staring at the ceiling.

Freezy Toad: Luigi: (sleeptalking) Hahaha! Look at the funny Bob-omb!

YoshiDS: Luigi: Maybe if I sleep, everything will just float away... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
YoshiDS: Mario: LUIGI! CAN BOOS PLAY CARDS?! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD! I'M GONNA GO PLAY!

astromatt3: Luigi: ZZZZ... I'm asleep, okay?!
astromatt3: Mario: Oh, look at the time, it's time to do my pepperoni dance!
astromatt3: Card-Playing Boo #1: I have an ace, a jack, a...
astromatt3: Boo: Tasty door!
astromatt3: Boo carrying crate: I've just got to deliver this pizza!
astromatt3: Eyes: Eye see you... Eye do?
astromatt3: Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm allergic to clocks!

Danny Koopa: Mario: 11:07?! It's my cheese time! I just can't miss cheese time! Luigi, wake up and
Danny Koopa: help me find the key!

Tail Koopa: Boo: ... When will those two realize that the door has actually been unlocked the whole
Tail Koopa: time?

klock: Boo: This paper says: red minus. Hmmmmm.
klock: Luigi: I'm so entertained that I'm bored!
klock: Mario: WOW! Cheesey!
klock: Two Eyes in Cage: Ha ha! Key is taking a nap!

Dry Bonerangs: Luigi's Mansion 2- Make Mario Do It All.
Dry Bonerangs: Evil Smile Boo: Ooh! A box with a DANGER BOB-OMB INSIDE label! What if I touch it?
Dry Bonerangs: Black and White Lava Dragon: Oops! Wrong level!

Bowser Junior: Mario: Oh no! Luigi, we passed curfew! **GOOD PRIZE**

Gigashroom: Mario: It's-a got to be-a here somewhere-a!
Gigashroom: Boo holding box: Carrying the box... carrying the box... Hey wait a minute! How can I carry this
Gigashroom: box when I don't have any arms? Ah, who cares? Now what was I doing again? Oh yeah.
Gigashroom: Carrying the box...
Gigashroom: After Mario looked everywhere for the key, he looked up at the ceiling and realized that all this
Gigashroom: time... he was in a ghost house.
Gigashroom: Luigi is tired because he is sick of giving Mario hints as to where the key is.
Gigashroom: Luigi: Aw, counting Bob-omb boxes never helps me fall asleep! Zzz...
Gigashroom: Mario: YIPE!!! LUIGI, YOUR SNORING WOKE ME UP AGAIN!

Metal Sonic: Mario: Look at that big, hairy spider on the ceiling.
Metal Sonic: Luigi: (I'm sooo bored.)
Metal Sonic: Boo on left: Got any threes?

Bigboo25: Apparently, Luigi thought that it was Mario's turn to handle the ghosts.

Mario Fan: Mario: Wow! Look at that clock!

Crystal King: Mario: Luigi! I just saw a UFC! (Unidentified Flying Cheese)
Crystal King: Luigi: (while asleep) To get the key... u must... zzzzzj.u.m.p o.n. t.h.e...

ServantOfNobility: Mario: Wake up, Luigi! "Friends" is about to come on, and I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE
ServantOfNobility: STUPID KEY TO THE DEN IS!!!
ServantOfNobility: Mario finally learns the secret of the universe: exclamation points floating above
ServantOfNobility: people's heads are really ghosts in disguise!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: All right, I'm rested and well-fed and need to go potty badly. Where's the key?
Petey Piranha Fan: If you enjoy a restaurant, the one thing you must NEVER EVER do is look in the kitchen.
Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: I hope this is what Peach meant when she wanted an interior decorator.

Extreme Yoshi: Boo playing cards on the right side: Got any Marios?

General Guy: Mario: Mamamia! We have played-a this level-a only one hour!

chris the black yoshi: Mario: What's the time? Oh, wait, there's a clock up there!

Lakitufo: Mario: I told him we should have asked for directions!
Lakitufo: Boo: Got any kings?
Lakitufo: I guess this is what happens when Luigi is sleeping.......
Lakitufo: Tongue Boo: I don't get it. Why don't they just climb out the window?

King Doopliss: Mario: Since I can't find the key I'll just use Luigi.
King Doopliss: Boo: Got any 3's?
King Doopliss: Mario: I think the door to the next area is in this clock.

Introbulus: Mario: Mamamia! It's Howdy Doody time!
Introbulus: Boo: ... Okay, am I the first one to realize that all of these cards have "-" signs on them?
Introbulus: Luigi: Zzzzzzzzzz... Yes, Z is definitely my favorite letter.
Introbulus: Mario: Gadzooks! An exclamation mark!

Jr. of Doom: Mario: I-a wonder where my car key is... LUIGI, WAKE UP!!!

luigiluvr: Mario: I just remembered something about this castle! It has two bathrooms.

Liggy: Mario: Um... Bro. I don't think-a now's a time-a to be-a-napping.

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