Mario Fan: And so it was that IRS spokeskoopa Ludwig Von went to court blamed for the death of one Mario Mario Fan: Mario; a tax reminder put him into a state of shock just as an epileptic Chain Chomp spotted the Mario Fan: unfortunate plumber. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Crazykoopa: "Mail first, Chain Chomps later."

Blue Boo: Chomp: Mario's won $10,000,000. Tonight I shall eat him and earn big bucks baby!
Blue Boo: Chomp: (thinking) I wonder if my anti-drooling pills came in the mail today.
Blue Boo: Chomp: This is Mario's latest hit, "Mario Reads Mail"!

Ingvar Steinnes: Who's this letter fr- OOUUCCHH!!!

Ellie Marie Koopa: Mario: It's just happens that I got a letter from a SECRET ADMIRER!!!
Ellie Marie Koopa: Mario smiles as he reads the letter he got from his secret admirer.

Invader Zim: Mario: Yay! A letter from Peach! She is making me a cake! Mmm... cake.
Invader Zim: Chomp: This guy is so stupid he doesn't even know I'm right behind him. Bowser gave me a Invader Zim: letter telling me to eat Mario. Mmm... Mario.

Wooster: Letter: Reading this can be hazardous to your health.

gnidaplat: Mario: Hey, according to this letter from Nintendo, Chain Chomps are no longer going to be in my games, due to a decrease in thier popularity. I wonder how they will take it...

Chris: Mario's typical mailbox delivery.

Coco: Mario is reading a note until a hungry Chomp comes for him and the note for food.

Fungi: "Mmm... mail-delivering plumber..."

Zeus: Chomp: I wish Sushie would stop using Tidal Wave in my mouth!

Panzer Koopa: "I'm so anxious to bite Mario, my left eye is starting to twitch!"

Master TJ Koopa: Mario was so captivated by his mail that he didn't hear or feel the Chain Chomp's heavy breathing.

Introbulus: Letter: Dear Mario, there is a hungry Chain Chomp RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Introbulus: Letter: Dear Mario, please take care of my Chain Chomp for me while I am gone. His name is Introbulus: Fluffy, and he likes fat, Italian plumbers.  **GOOD PRIZE**

Krystal Koopa: Mario: Hmm... this letter says "Look out behind you!"

LUDWIG_VON_KOOPA: Chomp: Good thing Mario doesn't know I ate the letter box.

Dudley Dowronger: Chain Chomp: Mmm... plumber on rye...

Horse Yoshi: Chomp: Mmm... Mario for dinner...
Horse Yoshi: Mom Chomp: It's not right to stare at  fat people.

Chef Torte: Mario: Hmm, Bob-omb Battlefield's missing its Chain Chomp again...

Lord Wilco: Sure hope his health insurance is in that letter. **GOOD PRIZE**

David: Mario: So when you're heading to Bowser's castle, beware. He has many forces out now. Also, watch David: out for that Chain Chomp behind-"
David: Mario's ultimate test of stupidity.

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