Crazykoopa: Mario: *mumble* Cheese-party... *mumble, mumble*
Crazykoopa: Toad: Ok, Mario! You claim that you "Like the CHICKEN!!!" Now... to win $12,000 coins... just find
Crazykoopa: the blue box behind you.
Crazykoopa: Showhost Toad: Ok. Mario. To win all these yellow squares just tell me what color this paper
Crazykoopa: is... and DON'T say white or I'll kill you!

Wooster: Toad: And now the Great Super Marini will attempt to read his own mind!
Wooster: Toad: Now the final question: What is "H" in Morse code? ... THAT'S CORRECT!***FIRST PRIZE***
Wooster: Toad: What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

Denny W. Koopa: New game: Chuck Quizmo is missing.
Denny W. Koopa: Mario: Hmm... Now they put ? Boxes in Paper Mario.

Mark P: Lemmy's Labyrinths, the most odd place around, hosted by Chuck Quizmo...?
Mark P: Building People: BE QUIET! WE'RE TRYIN' TO SLEEP HERE!
Mark P: Mario: Eh, where-a is the-a buzzer?
Mark P: Quizmo was ready to prepare his '???' attack, until he was warped to his game show...
Mark P: SSBM Fighter Stances aren't just for the original 25 anymore...
Mark P: Chuck Quizmo was the founder of the 'Super Deluxe Size' Lights Out game.
Mark P: Chuck Quizmo: What are the '?'s doing here? Aren't they supposed to be in the Gateway commercial
Mark P: right now?
Mark P: Questions first, answers later.
Mark P: Due to Chuck Quizmo's long and pointless questions, Mario was bored and decided to become a
Mark P: dummy.
Mark P: Chuck Quizmo: Why are the '?'s reading your mind?
Mark P: Chuck Quizmo: Now do you see the illusion?
Mark P: After losing to Chuck Quizmo 100,000,000 times in Tic-Tac-Four, Mario wanted to stand still and go
Mark P: beserk.

Clayton: Mario: A, rice-a. Final answer-a.
Clayton: Toad: Ok, Mario, for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Clayton: gold coins, uh, what's that question again?!
Clayton: So, that-a Mushroomer who-a looks-a like Larry Koopa was wrong! This is-a not the-a all-you-can-eat
Clayton: buffet-a!
Clayton: Some Guy Offstage: Welcome to Mariwood Squares! Heeeerrrre's ourrrr hooooosssst,
Clayton: Toaaaaaaaad!!!

Introbulus: Toad: Okay then, he's THIS Nintendo hero who also has a strange obsession with cheese!
Introbulus: Toad: Mario Mario, this is your life!
Introbulus: Toad: Let's welcome our first guest host! And what's your name, old timer?
Introbulus: Toad: And now it's time for the Mushroom Kingdom's favorite gameshow: "Who Stole My Legs?"
Introbulus: Toad: Thank you Mario, but your princess isn't even in this demention!

Seth: Toad: And your prize is **$* %$&U$*%*U#^%*%&$%&%$*%^#*%^(^$(#^%*(%%^($*$#*%^$*%^!

Alex: Mario had just won the grand prize, little did he know that it was absolutely nothing.

Daniel: Toad: So, what is your name, sir?
Daniel: Mario: Ohhh, pretty colors...

Devious: Mario: Why is Toad as tall as me now?
Devious: Mario: Hmm, 1 + 1.  If only I had one more brain cell!

Bobby: Mario: Wha... I just thought there would be cheese in here!!!
Bobby: Toad: (Little does Mario know that this contest is non-Mario related, it's actually a memory Chao
Bobby: game from Sonic Advance!)

Jeff the Great: Mario: Um, Toad? The show's over. You can go home now.
Jeff the Great: Toad, after taking decades of abuse, had finally snapped, gnawing off his legs and believing
Jeff the Great: that he was a gameshow host.

Golden Road: The show's budget is too cheap to spring for symmetrical windows on the game board.
Golden Road: A bad rip-off of The Price is Right game Secret "X".
Golden Road: Toad: The next item up for bids is this... weird... yellow... box-thingy.
Golden Road: Rod: King Koopa, come on down! You're the next contestant on Beat the Plumber to a Pulp! Golden Road: **GOOD PRIZE**

RaichuQueen: Toad: How much are you willing to wager that the princess is in another castle?

Fred Gamble: It seems Mario has no more lifelines left.

Strange One: Toad: Welcome, Mario, to my new game show, "Count the Yellow Squares"!
Strange One: Mario: How many times have I told you? Stop inviting me to these stupid things!
Strange One: Mario: Hey, wait... I thought this was a pizza parlor! Forget this, I'm going home...
Strange One: Mario: Is that my credit card number on that white card, Toad?
Strange One: Toad: Aha! Now that I have you, I shall annoy you to death by singing into this microphone! La
Strange One: la la...
Strange One: Toad: If you don't tell me everything about you, I will be forced to destroy you by giving you
Strange One: numerous paper cuts with this card!

Ludwig 222: Toad: And the next question is... Uh oh, I've run out of questions!

Ludwiggy Koopa: Toad: I told you a million times, Mario, "What is pasta?" is incorrect!

Bob Koopa: In a desperate attempt to get anybody to pay attention to him, Toad started to wear this nifty
Bob Koopa: little pink jacket.

Terry: Toad: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the fattest person on Plit.

Liam McLaughlin: Mario: Luigi, are you sure Peach is a prize?

BADGUY99: Mario: Man, where did Toad get that suit?!

Lord Wilco: Toad: And for the million coin question, what is your name?**GOOD PRIZE**

GameQube: Mario: I can't understand you, (shouting) BECAUSE YOU ARE A CARDBOARD CUT-OUT GameQube: REJECTED FROM PAPER MARIO!

Apple Kid: Mario: Remind me again why I signed up to do this.

Ara: Toad: And here's our next contestant on "Who Wants to be a Stupid Plumber"!
Ara: Mario: Toads... are... real...?
Ara: Mario: My overalls are falling down, but who cares?!

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