Tahu: The sad part about this is that Goomba's more concerned by the SMB style block than Lemmy's poking him with a sharp
Tahu: claw.

Fried the hen: Lemmy: Pull my finger.

dwyane wade: Lemmy: Why do I always have to clean your ears?

Jalvo the Slime: Lemmy: This stinks, all I got to do today is poke a Goomba. What excitement.
Jalvo the Slime: Goomba: Hope he doesn't figure out that we're 50 percent balloon- Oh no! He's poking me!

Ultimate Yoshi: Lemmy: (All right, looks like everything is in place. If I poke this balloon enough it will pop, and Mario will faint, and Ultimate Yoshi: Luigi will...)

Koopa Girl: Lemmy trying to multitask by poking a Goomba, holding his head up with his fist, and keeping his eyes crossed.

Waluigi's Twin: Lemmy: I can't believe you talked me into this... Do you even HAVE ears that can GET dirty?

WendyRulez and Co: Goomba: This is a Caption Contest, not a poking contest!
WendyRulez and Co: What Lemmy does outside the site.

Wacky Koopa: Goomba: Lemmy, do as your father said and get Atticus out of the grass, and WILL YOU STOP POKING ME, FOR
Wacky Koopa: CRYING OUT LOUD?!

Mario Koopa: Goombas make good scapegoats.
Mario Koopa: Lemmy: It's hard to explain why listening to the air hiss out of a balloon is so much fun.
Mario Koopa: And if you look in the background, you can see white lasers being blasted back and forth for the sake of a Starfox
Mario Koopa: cameo. Why? Who cares?

Ryan "Blaze" Koopa: This is why the Goombas were round in Super Mario World.

nick: Lemmy: Time to enjoy this bon-bon.
nick: ? Block: I'm confused like always.

Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: I'm bored; I wish I had a Goomba to kill around here. **GOOD PRIZE**
Daisyplayer1: ? Block: Hey, isn't anyone gonna hit me?
Daisyplayer1: Goomba: I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
Daisyplayer1: ? Block: What am I doing here? This isn't Super Mario Bros!

Shell Mario: Goomba: Ewwwwww! WET WILLY!!!
Shell Mario: Lemmy: Poke, poke, poke. This isn't funny, now it's just sad because you can't defend yourself.

zz1666: Goomba: (Why is this nerd poking me? Maybe if I tell him they opened up a math store down the road I can get away safely.)

Joshua: Lemmy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Joshua: Mishapen Goomba: Stop poking me! I'm mishapen and misunderstood! WAH!
Joshua: Mishapen Goomba: Stop poking me. Stop poking me. Stop poking me. STOP POKING ME, YOU RAINBOW-HAIRED
Joshua: FREAK!
Joshua: Behold, the national sport of Grass Land, mishapen Goomba poking!
Joshua: How bored to you have be to try to get your kicks from poking mishapen Goombas?

Talitha Moore: Goomba: Lemmy Koopa says I'm an idiot! I'm no idiot!

baby mario: Lemmy: If you're wondering who killed Mario... it's that Goomba. **GOOD PRIZE**
baby mario: Lemmy: If I ever find out who photoshopped me inside here...
baby mario: Iggy: Ok, who turned me into a Goomba?
baby mario: Lemmy: Stupid Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time...
baby mario: Lemmy: Obviously the one to blame is this Goomba named Atticus.
baby mario: Lemmy: I shed blood, sweat, and tears for this site, and the tourists put me in that ridiculous painting for it! I'm sueing!

Dry Bones: Lemmy: Wow, so fat... Maybe if I poke it a lot it will pop!

Dimentio: Goomba: Don't poke me! ACK!!! QUIT IT!!! I hate getting poked!

Jamez: He did it.

Lughi: Goomba: Okay, I know you're bored, but why do you have to take it out on me?

luigiluvr: Lemmy: And now begins the loooong wait for the cure to unstick Super-Glue. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ravyn78: Lemmy: I can't find your brain. Where is it?

Nintenbro0: Goomba: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm running out of air in my head!

gray koopa: Lemmy: I'm bored. I guess I'll poke this Goomba.

gander108: Lemmy: I'll give you two seconds to go away...
gander108: Lemmy: I'm not touching you.
gander108: Goomba: WHAT, ME? NONONONONONONONONONONO- Ok, you got me :{
gander108: Lemmy: *sigh* Tag...
gander108: What the Goomba doesn't know is that Lemmy has a mask on!

Iggy_Koopa: Goomba: Ow! Lemmy, poke me any harder and I'll pop!

Cubone: This just goes to show ya, kids, it's never a good idea to poke an angry Bob-omb... or to sit right next to one that's about to
Cubone: explode.

Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: He did it!
Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: First I get stuck on a mountain, and now my only thing to do is poke a blob... How pathetic.
Amos Magikoopa: Lemmy: Hey blob, guess what? Somebody wrote Atticus on the mountain... I hate people who graffitti!

Dr Yoshi: Lemmy: Ugh... I'm so bored I could just point at this Goomba all day... Zzzzzzzzzz...

Brawler Koopa: Lemmy: Sorry, the following caption says words too innapropiate for you, Goomba... Even though you're 27 years older than
Brawler Koopa: me...

DaisyGirl: Lemmy: (not looking at Goomba): So, where you want to go to today, Wendy?
DaisyGirl: Goomba: WHAT THE ****** WAS THAT FOR, CLOWN BOY?!
DaisyGirl: Lemmy: Told you my nail was sharp.
DaisyGirl: Goomba: Owww! That's not the place I said to scratch!
DaisyGirl: Goomba: Hey, man!
DaisyGirl: Lenmmy: I am going to be like Roy now.
DaisyGirl: Toad (disguised as "?" block): I'm gonna act like I saw... nothing...
DaisyGirl: What happens when Lemmy is bored around Goomba.

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