Eric the Koopa: Thwomp: What's that on my forehead?!

Metal Sonic: Bowser: (Lookit that Thwomp. He's planning something. He's got that look...)
Metal Sonic: Thwomp: I can't tell if that Proactiv really worked or not.
Metal Sonic: The Koopa began to think why Bowser was taking a new fitness program, and why he asked him to write down a list of healthy
Metal Sonic: foods.

Daisyplayer1: Bowser: (to Thwomp) Be sure you SIT STILL until I get back OR ELSE!
Daisyplayer1: Three Candles on the wall: WE ARE THE DANCING CANDLES!
Daisyplayer1: Sergeant Koopa: I wonder what's going on over there.

Eeveelution: Bowser: Mario beats me EVERY SINGLE TIME I try to kidnap the princess, yet he doesn't have the brains to go AROUND the
Eeveelution: Thwomps. Phht!
Eeveelution: Mailkoopa: I hope Bowser dosen't realize this letter is from me to him about the big zit smack-dab in the middle of his face.

Ravyn78: Bowser: Hmm... I think that's the Thwomp that broke the spike off my tail that took so long to grow back.

Nintenbro0: Bowser: I always feel like a pancake around him.

Shell Mario: Bowser: Thwomp in battle position, check. Koopas monitoring castle for Mario, check. Now I must get to my post... Oh, hi Mario. Shell Mario: **GOOD PRIZE**
Shell Mario: Thwomp: Errrrrr! I can't see my nose.

Waluigi's Twin: Bowser: I swear, if that guy asks me to take the "Super Fun Quirk Quiz" one more time... ***FIRST PRIZE***

Shrugger Shroob: Once again, people reveal how much they hate Thwomps.

fuzzyboy10: Bowser: Man, look at that thing! It's so stinkin' ugly!

carpaccio: Bowser: Well now I understand why no one stole the Thwomp from the museum, right, Koopa night guard?

chris: Koopa: This way, King Bowser!
chris: Bowser: Mmmm... That Thwomp looks awfully suspicious.
chris: Thwomp: (If Bowser looks at me one more time I'll kick him in the butt. Shame I haven't got legs.)

Mario Koopa: Thwomp: Must... hold... breath... just a... little... longer...
Mario Koopa: Thwomp: I'm puffing up my chest to look more manly. Wait... I have a chest?!

ShadowDialga: Stupid Super Paper Mario glitch! Now we're stuck in 3D!
ShadowDialga: And this here is Crushie, my pet Thwomp. I'd stay away if I were you.

luigiluvr: Bowser: Kamek TOLD me not to get the discount Thwomp on eBay! But no, I had to go with the stupid one that comes down
luigiluvr: AFTER you pass through!

Jukilum: Bowser: I told you Thwomps not to look so grumpy all the time, now your face is stuck that way.
Jukilum: In reality, Bowser is afraid of Thwomps too.
Jukilum: Green Koopa: And to your right you can see the famous cross-eyed Thwomp, and in our next exhibit... **GOOD PRIZE**

Kirby4: By this time, Bowser was starting to have second thoughts about visiting the Museum of Cross-eyed Thwomps.

baby mario: Thwomp: Grr. Another troupe of those annoying explorers! These guys look even more nosey than that badly dressed fat
baby mario: plumber and that smart-aleck Goomba that came in earlier!
baby mario: Thwomp: Hmm, more company. Maybe those guys will help me fix my cross-eyed problem.

Lafferty: Bowser: Hey, is that a mole?
Lafferty: Koopa T: Can you help me find Atticus, Bowser?

TheRocket99: Bowser: I hate those stupid Quirk Quizzes.
TheRocket99: Bowser: Those Thwomps can't tell a Koopa from a Goomba.

Douglas Carr: Bowser and Thwomp have a blinking contest.
Douglas Carr: Troopa: Hey, a dollar!

Ryan "Blaze" Koopa: Bowser: Stupid sculptors! They made that statue of me look like a Thwomp!

Korren Koopa: Koopa: Sir Bowser? Oh, I see, you're still in your eternal staring contest...
Korren Koopa: Thwomp: Augh... CAN'T... SEE... FOREHEAD!

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