Apple Kid: Onett will never be the same again.
Apple Kid: Apparently Toad didn't like President Bush's new tax plan. **GOOD PRIZE**
Apple Kid: Only too late did Peach realize that Toad was a double agent.
Apple Kid: Croco: How did I get up here? More importantly, how do I get down?
Apple Kid: And remember: only you can prevent furnace fires.
Apple Kid: Lemmy: When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Exlax Cupcake: Mechakoopa: Flying Torpedo Teds. How strange.
Exlax Cupcake: Toad: I love the Museum of Explosive Technology!
Exlax Cupcake: Mario: This is going to be one of those days.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: This is Toad on a GOOD day. **GOOD PRIZE**
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mario: Nothing ever happens around here.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: This is your brain on video games.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Sign: Do not read this sign... Too late!
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Mechakoopa: Why am I here?

Clayton: Lemmy: Toad, arm the cannons! Oh... you did...
Clayton: Peach: Toad... *SOB* Why did you go to the Dark *cry sob* Side?! *CRRRRRYYYYYYY
Clayton: SSSSSOOOOOBBBBBBB!*
Clayton: Sign: DO NOT SLEEP ON THE GRASS. IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE TERMINATED.
Clayton: ESPECIALLY YOU, MARIO.
Clayton: Tree behind sign: No! NOT THE BULLET BILLS!
Clayton: Lemmy: Toad... I told you to aim AT Mario... NOT AWAY FROM HIM!!! ARGH!

Mark P: Lemmy: Ah, just another walk in the park...
Mark P: Lemmy: No wonder playing with fire was dangerous!

Iggy64cube: To help his presidential campaign, Lemmy dedicates a new school.

Videogamerpat: Toad: BURN, BURN, DIE... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Introbulus: Earthbound 2.
Introbulus: Lemmy left the library, not realizing that his presence had started World War III.
Introbulus: The main reason Earthbound 2 was never released: too many ripped-off enemies.
Introbulus: Sign: Mushroom Kingdom Library King Koopa's Book Fortress.

Crazykoopa: Toad: Hooray! I've helped take over the White House!!!

Wooster: Toad: Don't worry peoples, the situation is under control.
Wooster: And so ends the day that Washington outlawed candy machines in the cafateria as a
Wooster: nutritional hazard.
Wooster: .28 seconds after the White House puts a nation wide ban on Caffinated Coffee. ***FIRST
Wooster: PRIZE***
Wooster: Onett was the first to fall despite the policemen's attempts to block traffic.
Wooster: Toad: The Middle East peace talks are doing better this year!!!
Wooster: Toad: NO! What makes you think I burnt dinner again?!

Ara: What really happens in Mario games: absolutely nothing.
Ara: The reason everyone's gone insane: Morton has just written a poem.
Ara: The #1 sign of the end of video games: huge Bullet Bills are fired from really little cannons.

Ludwig 222: Croco: I've gotten all the money from the bank, set it on fire, and the best part, nobody
Ludwig 222: knows where I am!
Ludwig 222: Toad: #&^*, I'm going to get hit by a Torpedo Ted!
Ludwig 222: Mario: Zzz... Am I supposed to be doing something?

Luigi128: Toad: PARTY AT TOWN HALL!!!

Double D: Mario: Hmm... I sure would like to know what's going on in the world...

Terry: Toad: You're barred from entering my house, Peach, and you can stop your pathetic whining.

Blue Boo: Toad: Wow! Lemmy gave me the job of making sure these cannons don't fire on the new
Blue Boo: buil- Uh oh...

Bobby: Peach: What do ya mean "No girls allowed"?!
Bobby: While Mario slept, he didn't notice that one of the Bullet Bills was really a Homing Henry,
Bobby: heading straight for him!

Todd: Mario: Nothing seems wrong over there, wonder what that noise was...

kemak: Mario: Someone else save the world for once!

Dasher Koopa: If you think Lemmy should confess that he burnt the hotel, turn to page 96. **GOOD
Dasher Koopa: PRIZE**

kemak: Toad was not pleased with the new changing rooms makeover.

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