Shrugger Shroob: Goomba King: I bet 99 percent of people who vote in this Caption won't know that I'M leading the attack.
Shrugger Shroob: Goomba King: ... Why did I hire a Magikoopa as one of my main minions?
Shrugger Shroob: Mario: ... PLEASE don't tell me we're having  another one of those "Villans Unite" Fun Fictions.
Shrugger Shroob: Mario: Didn't I live in Luigi's Mansion? Oh yeah, Luigi kicked me out after me, Toon Link, and Wolf destroyed it
Shrugger Shroob: in that one Brawl...
Shrugger Shroob: Magikoopa: I AM NOT A RANDOM GENERIC MAGIKOOPA!!! I AM KAMEK!!!

nick: mario: Luigi, put the cardboard baddies back in the house. ***FIRST PRIZE***
nick: Bowser: Stupid stairs, this cannon can't shoot that high!
nick: Mario: I would be fighting you right now, but it's lunchtime so leave me alone for ten minutes.
nick: After Bowser got rid of Luigi, it was child's play to finish the job.
nick: Mrio: I knew I should have sent Luigi to get fast food instead of myself.

Ryan "Blaze" Koopa: Bowser: Mario! You stole my cellphone! Give it back, OR ELSE!!!

Daisyplayer1: Bowser, Kamek, Tubba Blubba, and Goomba King: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARIO!
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Hey Mario, I just made my own cannon. Wanna help me test it out?
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Are you guys saying you want to move into my house?
Daisyplayer1: Goomba King: Do de do, I just hit a tree!

superjeff64: Bowser, King Goomba, Magikoopa, and Tubba Blubba: Surprise! Happy Birthday, Mario!
superjeff64: Mario: Why on Plit are you guys singing Christmas Carols?! It's March!
superjeff64: Mario: No, I do not want to buy a Bullet Bill Blaster for free, now GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I RELEASE THE
superjeff64: HOUNDS!!!

Brendan (Blah): Mario: Stalkers...

J-bit: Mario: The game hasn't even started yet!

Luigi_for_life: With all the crazy things going on, Mario had decided it was a bad day.
Luigi_for_life: Bowser: Hello? Avon calling! Here's your package, Mario!

Fireball: Mario: You did remember my birthday!

Shell Mario: Mario: Yay! Visitors! And they brought me weapons of MASS destruction!

Nintenbro0: Mario: The slumber party's tomorrow, you idiots!

King Boo: Enemies: Can we have a cup of sugar?

Ravyn78: Bowser: Mario, are the three little pigs in there? If they are I'll huff and puff and blow your house down!

baby mario: Mario: Um, guys? The party isn't 'til 6 PM.
baby mario: Bowser: Hi Mario! Pay no attention to anyone behind me or this cannon pointed at your house. We just have some
baby mario: questions regarding your porcelain mouse collection for you.
baby mario: Magikoopa: Look, I'm not a fairy godmother, so don't expect all your Cinderella wishes to always work out, okay?
baby mario: Goomba King: Tell us honestly and truly. We're very serious about this... Do these vertical stripes make me look a little
baby mario: obese?
baby mario: Tubba Blubba: Hello, Mr. Dentist. We're here for our brain transplants.
baby mario: Bowser: Greetings. We're here to file complaints. Tubba Blubba is upset with his heart transplant, Goomba King hates
baby mario: his mustache trim, and I'm not particulary pleased with this nose job.
baby mario: Mario: All righty, now always remember, group therapy can be fun! Petey will be out shortly, after I introduce him to
baby mario: our painful electric chair... I mean, educational fun-fun self-esteem program! Goodbye!

zz1666: Mario: Luigi, your poker buddies are here!

WendyRulez and Co: Bowser: Why didn't I think of using Gameshark before?

XD man: ... Oh snap.

Waluigi's Twin: Mario: Uh... Luigi?  It's for you.
Waluigi's Twin: And that was the last time Luigi EVER borrowed his brother's clothes. **GOOD PRIZE**

Brendan: Bowser: This is the police! Put your hands up and throw down your weapon!

Your Twin the Fourth: Bowser: Attack, my army!
Your Twin the Fourth: Tubba Blubba, Kamek, and Goomba King: DIE!
Your Twin the Fourth: Bill Blaster: ...
Your Twin the Fourth: Mario: CURSE YOU AND YOUR MAIL CALLS, PARAKARRY! **GOOD PRIZE**

Mr.L's brother: Mario: Luigi! I think we won something!

Jukilum: “I think I'll just step back inside..."
Jukilum: "You guys weren't on the invitation list, now go away!"

Giga bowser: Mario: Geez, do I have to dig five more holes after the Koopa Bros, Tutankoopa, General Guy, Lava Piranha, Jr.
Giga bowser: Troopa, and Huff ‘N Puff died?

Neon Koopa: Mario: For the last time, I'm NOT buying any of your stinkin' cannon cookies!
Neon Koopa: Mario wouldn't be so calm if he knew Luigi was in that cannon.
Neon Koopa: Mario: Uh... Luigi! Someone to see you!
Neon Koopa: Purple creature next to Bowser: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I EVEN HAVE THE SAME HAIR! THE SAME HAIR!!!
Neon Koopa: Bowser: Whadda you mean the sleepover’s not tonight?!

Mariorulez: Bowser and his lackeys have finally had their revenge on Mario.
Mariorulez: Bowser: All right, Mario, this is the Police Force of EVIL, and we want you to come out with your hands... PUT YOUR
Mariorulez: HANDS UP, FOOL!
Mariorulez: Mario: CHEESE!!!

Bullet Ben: Mario knew that it was going to be a bad day when he had burnt his spaghetti on toast.

Ultimate Yoshi: Mario: I'm sorry, Bowser, but your Weapon of Doom is in another plumber's home.

Static-Z: Mario: You guys ready for the tea party already?

Annabella Koopa: Bowser, Tubba, Goomboss, and Kamek: WE ARE HERE FOR THE SLEEPOVER!!!
Annabella Koopa: Mario: Did you notice that Caption 241 didn't have "Fried the Hen" on it?

Shy Ranger: Bowser: Hey Mario, which way to Peach's Castle?

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