Pirate-Guy: Iggy: I think we removed a tooth from the wrong Bowser... HE'S CRYING!

Yosh 3000: Bowser: Those boys are so nice. They're taking out my firebreathing gland and giving it to Mario!
Yosh 3000: Iggy: All right, as soon as we give him the sleeping gas, we steal his money and run!

Brick Block: Bowser: This is the last time I ask those two to cut my hair...
Brick Block: Bowser: But, boys, I'm the real Bowser! I just went on a diet! That's all!
Brick Block: Bowser: The things I do to become more attactive to the princess...
Brick Block: Bowser: This is the last time I ask those two to give me a haircut...
Brick Block: Bowser: Kids, I'm telling you! There are no evil witches and aliens possessing me now! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Brick Block: Bowser: All right! I learned my lesson! No more eating Larry when there's no food left and I get hungry! I'll just eat
Brick Block: Morton instead...
Brick Block: Bowser: I can't believe I'll say this, but MARIO, HELP ME!!!
Brick Block: Bowser: Is this all really necessary to remove that glass shard from under my toe?
Brick Block: Bowser: I need to find better surgeons...

Shoshi: Iggy: What do you mean he doesn't have insurance?! **GOOD PRIZE**
Shoshi: Bowser: Um, are we sure the restraints are necessary?
Shoshi: Iggy: IT'S ALIIIIIVE!!!

Leah Koopa: Bowser: Why do I always have to go after the discount guys...?
Leah Koopa: Iggy: All right, I'll start making his replacement tooth out of this stick while you use this Goomba spit to keep his
Leah Koopa: mouth from drying out.

flitchard: Iggy and Lemmy's eyes are bulging because Bowser just ripped one that could be smelled back in world 1-1!

Slike373: Bowser: I hope they give me a good haircut.

Neon Koopa: Bowser: Don't you just hate it when the operater comes near you with a sharp thing and says "This won't hurt a
Neon Koopa: bit"?
Neon Koopa: Lemmy: Iggy, do you need to go for therapy?
Neon Koopa: Bowser: I asked for an asperin, not brain surgery!

Peteyperson: Here, we see Lemmy and Iggy trying to find out if Bowser really is DAD.
Peteyperson: Wendy (offscreen): And after this, your punishment for saying I couldn't have candy will be... ONE OF MORTON'S
Peteyperson: SPEECHES!
Peteyperson: Bowser: Nobody knooooowwwws the trouble I seeeeee...

zz1666: Feeding Bowser his lunch is a far bigger task than one could imagine.

Someone: Iggy: I'm completely sure that this operation will be a waste of time. How will we extract Bowser's brain if he doesn't
Someone: have one?

Petey Piranha Fan: Iggy: And so, Doctor Le... um, Musharrafi, I am thinking that this stomach problem can only be solved by an
Petey Piranha Fan: extreme increase in his children's allowances.
Petey Piranha Fan: Lemmy: So, the cure for a headache IS a lobotomy... Are you sure you were listening at school?
Petey Piranha Fan: Lemmy: I don't get it. Is it really necessary to be so sterile when we're just going to kill him anyways?
Petey Piranha Fan: Bowser: Those kids of mine... I say itchy foot and they hear heart surgery.

Daisyplayer1: Lemmy and Iggy are learning to become good dentists. They're going to do their first drilling and filling, and guess
Daisyplayer1: who their patient is... Their dad!
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Wow, my twin boys are the ones that are going to whiten my teeth. *sarcastically* Sounds wonderful!
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: Iggy, are you sure this is a good idea to disect King Dad?
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: Now how are we gonna use Ludwig's container of flourine?
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Gee, I hope I'm alive for the next First Tiers' Meeting.
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: We'd better be really careful when we're repairing King Dad's teeth or else we'll be in the dungeon.

Mariorulez13: Iggy's Computer: WARNING! WARNING! RANDOMLY OCCURING TIME PARADOX IMMINENT!

badyoyo: LL's newest game! Operation: King Koopa version.

the game prince: Lemmy: This is what the old man gets for replacing us with JUNIOR!!!
the game prince: Iggy: You didn't tell me we weren't supposed to bring bubble soap!
the game prince: Bowser: I knew this was coming after Morton told them all about how I sneezed...

WendyRulez and Co: Bowser: Um, you sure you kids have plastic surgery licenses?

Spindow: Iggy: Just remember, Lemmy, two things, even if you mess up it's still an improvement, and he still has to pay us
Spindow: regardless; got it?

Super Bowser: Bowser: Umm... Clawdia? HELP!!!

JadieBloop: Iggy: What do you mean you flunked Surgery School?! ... Oh wait, I did too. **GOOD PRIZE**

RoseKOOPA: Bowser: Maybe I should change my mind before they take out my liver...

Pete: Bowser: This wouldn't have happened if I got health insurance...
Pete: Iggy: All right Iggy, think. What would House do?
Pete: Lemmy: Be careful with that zucchini!

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