Chris: Bowser: I wonder if Wendy finally learned to cook after that whole "Tossed Salad" incident.
Chris: Where "minute steaks" come from.

Goomba: This is Wendy's punishment for not eating her chili.
Goomba: Iggy: I want a triple cheeseburger with eighteen patties on it!
Goomba: Bowser: Hurry up and decide, Iggy.
Goomba: Lemmy (offscreen): HEY!!! My burger is raw!
Goomba: Larry (offscreen): Where's my lettuce, tomatoes, and onions?
Goomba: Wendy: I'm going to put this tobasco sauce I'm holding on Iggy's burger.

Jalvo the Slime: Bowser: Why are we barbequing when we can use our fire to grill them?

Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Gee, how did Iggy and Wendy get so skinny?
Daisyplayer1: Wendy: Cooking is sooooo not my style.
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: Is it just me or are most of my Koopalings about to become as skinny as Waluigi?
Daisyplayer1: Iggy: YEAH! SQUIRT THAT KETCHUP! **GOOD PRIZE**
Daisyplayer1: Bowser: *sigh* I have a feeling that none of the other first tiers would want to go to this BBQ party.
Daisyplayer1: Wendy is trying to make a happy face by squirting ketchup on the flying burger.

flitchard: Bowser: This is the LAST time I let Big Mouth choose the barbecue location!

polkamon: Iggy: Those hot dogs look yummy!
polkamon: Bowser: Am I in the wrong line to get a haircut?

Pete: Bowser: I just wanted to go to Applebee's, but nooooo, we have to go to this greasy Wendy's instead.
Pete: Iggy: That piece of hardened charcoal is just what I need for my potion.

Paperlemmy: Bowser: I wonder if anyone will notice my haircut...

Slike373: Tent: Hey, Bowser, no cutting!
Slike373: Does anyone know why Iggy's plate looks like a laser cannon? We'll just ask that pile of ashes next to the grill.

Super Goomba: Bowser: (Ok, just hold your guts in for a few more seconds, kids, and the "Healthy Family Plan" people will be gone...)
Super Goomba: Bowser: Why did I suddenly just think of a bad Simpson's parody?

zz1666: Wendy: Yes Iggy. Watch the flying burger. Watch it... You know you want to... ***FIRST PRIZE***
zz1666: Bowser: Why is Iggy in front of me in line? I mean look at him, I could eat him in one bite.
zz1666: Bowser is really concerned that no one sees him saying "please".

George 200: Bowser: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait. It's just a cloud.

Leah Koopa: Bowser: I don't trust those anymore, she's dropped that one on the grass five time already.
Leah Koopa: Wendy: I don't call them burned, I call them... Uhh, yeah, they're burned...

WendyRulez and Co: Iggy: Guys, I know you want to throw a BBQ but... MARIO'S STILL AT LARGE!

Golden Koopa: Larry: Everybody, run for your life! Wendy's cooking!

Kkadwell: Iggy was the only member of the Koopa family who actually LIKED Wendy's tofu burgers, and, well, pretty much everyone agreed
Kkadwell: that he didn't count.

MKFan7: Bowser: Is it too late to say I'm a vegetarian? **GOOD PRIZE**

the game prince: Wendy: Who said hamburgers make you fat? They actually make you taller!
the game prince: Bowser: Since when does the background look like a Paper Mario set?
the game prince: Bowser: HEY! Atticus isn't in the sky anymore!

Eric the Koopa: Bowser: Did I comb my hair this morning?

Metaknight82: Wendy: One day I'll open my own fast food restaurant! I'll call it Wendy's!!!

Booigi: Ludwig: Wendy, you flipped the wrong way. I am on the right, not the left.

Wario Fan 64: Let's hope that Wendy's cooking can fatten them up.

Neon Koopa: Bowser: Volunteering to try some of Wendy's "highly profitable" burgers is basically an instant death sentence
Neon Koopa: Iggy: Come ON, Wendy! Quit flipping the burgers already, can't you see how thin I've got while waIting?

Ludwig: Bowser: I hope I don't get food poisoning.

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