Fried the Hen: MG&W: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Daisyplayer1: Mr. Game and Watch: *BEEP!* Cat fight! Cat fight!
Daisyplayer1: Introducing the New Super Smash Bros, where you can fight with five players at once, and new characters from old
Daisyplayer1: school Pauline to new school Rosalina come out to play! Buy Now! Rated B for Brawlers.
Daisyplayer1: Mr. Game and Watch: I give this battle a 1... Oops, I just damaged myself.
Daisyplayer1: Rosalina: If only Ludwig was here...
Daisyplayer1: Toad: (to Pauline) Noooooo! Please don't punch me in the face!
Daisyplayer1: Rosalina: Why am I here? I love Ludwig.
Daisyplayer1: Mario: Oh no, not that SAME fight over me again!

Mewtwoawsomeguy: Mario: Mamamia! All the loves of my life in one room! I'd better get that Game and Watch and Toad outta here.

Rosalina: Rosalina: Girls, girls, stop fighting over Mario. We all know he likes me!

Gamagamagama: Game and Watch: OoOoOkay... Pauline and Peach are fighting, Mario is watching, and it's my time to make my
Gamagamagama: move on Rosalina. Game and Watch strikes agian!

Dynomite8: Mario: I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed.
Dynomite8: Mr. Game & Watch: Where's Roy when you need him?
Dynomite8: Ah, young love. So... entertaining.
Dynomite8: There is a reason why Mario doesn't choose an official girlfriend.
Dynomite8: Rosalina: (Once they take each other out, I'LL have Mario.)

flitchard: Mr. Game and Watch: (translated) This is the WORST princess brawl I've EVER seen! I'm giving you a one simply
flitchard: because it's the lowest score I can give.
flitchard: When American Idol is between seasons, Simon Cowell likes to paint himself black, head down to Plit, and criticize the
flitchard: Strongest Princess contest.

badyoyo: Pauline: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to make Toad a Muppet.

The Game Prince: It was only a matter of time before Peach and Pauline starred in Punch Out, but Mario wasn't surprised by that-
The Game Prince: he was surprised that his role was replaced by a stick figure. ***FIRST PRIZE***

WendyRulez and Co: Toad: Woah! Pauline's prettier than Princess Peach!
WendyRulez and Co: Princess Rosalina: This is going to get REALLY ugly.
WendyRulez and Co: Mario: Woah! Mr. Game and Watch looks REALLY dumb!

Super Goomba: Mario: OH MY DAD! ... Since when did Rosalina learn to sleep with her eyes ope and standing up?!

EarthBoundRules: Mario: How come every time the princesses fight over me, this black guy comes out of nowhere with number
EarthBoundRules: cards?

cybersonic233: Mario: Ya see, Toad, this is what happens when you pretend to be me!

Angelette: They're trying out for the new game, Super Smash Sisters Catfight.
Angelette: Mr. Game & Watch: I bet one coin that Pauline's hair is a wig!
Angelette: Rosalina: Where's my opponent? I'm supposed to be fighting Daisy.
Angelette: Pauline: Mr. Game & Watch is MY boyfriend!
Angelette: Pauline and Peach are angry that they are the bottom two on Plit's Next Top Model, and are taking their anger out on
Angelette: each other.
Angelette: Peach: Ha, Toad beats rock, loser! **GOOD PRIZE**

RoseKOOPA: Mario: Wow! Girls fighting over me, my dream has come true!
RoseKOOPA: Toad: Hey Paulina, how come your hand is coming straight at m- *punch*
RoseKOOPA: Paulina: FALCON... PAWWWWNCH! *boom*

zz1666: Mario is busy having a staring contest with air.
zz1666: Peach: I know you want my Toad doll. But you can't have it. Take that!

Hammer 101: One? Mamamia, I'm learning again!

Palomb15: Mario: Holy Ravioli! What were the chances of having Pauline, Peach, Rosalina, Mickey Mouse, and a Freaky-Small
Palomb15: Shrimp!
Palomb15: Rosalina: Oh dear, this is much better than the Red Sox game!

Dylan: Peach: You're just angry because he judged me 9 and you 1!

Nintenbro0: Peach tests out the new princess protection program.

Dragongirl: Mario: Now this is just plain stupid.
Dragongirl: Toad: I'm sorry, Pauline, but this princess is not Rosalina.
Dragongirl: Toad: I'm sorry, Pauline, but the princess you are currently looking for is standing a safe distance away.
Dragongirl: Peach: SPIT OUT YOUR STRIDE GUM AND CHEW ANOTHER PIECE ALREADY!
Dragongirl: Mr. Game & Watch: That's it, Mario... Watch the sign with a line on it... You know you want to...

Jalvo the Slime: This is what happens when Mario finishes a quest.
Jalvo the Slime: Pauline: Don't make me go Donkey Kong on you!

Neon Koopa: Mario: Um... I don't know them!
Neon Koopa: Rosalina: Oooh, look how vicious that fight is! I'll never survive the next round.
Neon Koopa: Mr. Game and Watch was supposed to have ended the epic sissy fight before it got way out of control, but as he is a
Neon Koopa: poorly rendered, ancient game character, he got jammed in his current position.

Luigi007: Mario: What the?! Why is my ex-girlfriend beating up Peach?! That's just not right!
Luigi007: Roy: And here today in the Sports Hall, we have the ex-girlfriend and the girlfriend of Mario. head to head in the biggest
Luigi007: fight of the century! I'm starting to sound like Morton.

polkamon: Peach: Man, where's my sledgehammer when I need it?
polkamon: Mr. Game and Watch scored the dance a 1, but the other 2 judges were too astounded to score them.

antiriku: Mario: Where is Mr. Game and Watch's left hand?
antiriku: Paulina: I liked Mario first! And I am going to punch Toad in the face!
antiriku: Mario: How did Pauline get here? What did Donkey Kong do this time?!
antiriku: Pauline: I will stop fighting when you say sorry for stealing my cookie a long time ago in Kindergarden!
antiriku: Rosalina: Gosh girls, I found my earring, stop accusing each other of stealing it! **GOOD PRIZE**

Chris: Girl in Red: Give me back my dollie!
Chris: Mario: OH MY GOD! Mr. Game and Watch lost an arm!

Mariorulez13: Toad: You never should've invited all three of your fiances to this party, Mario!

Daniel: Peach: I will never admit that Mario likes me more than he likes cheese, Daisy!!!

Nintendo Fan: Rosalina: Why am I here? I'm not supposed to be here! Is it just me, or am I in the wrong game?
Nintendo Fan: Black Guy: Now THAT girl in the red dress is HOT!
Nintendo Fan: Mario: This is getting a little weird...
Nintendo Fan: Toad: Ouch! Watch where you're pointing, Peach!

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