Contest 313
Picture by Latisha Banks

mathgrant: Morton: Larry, you're a genius! Sticking the yellow Toad's foot in the green one's head will surely prevent them from
mathgrant: crossing this bridge!
mathgrant: Green Toad: Aw, come on! Do you REALLY expect me to be scared of a mural of fire painted on that gray wall?

WendyRulez: Larry: Sorry, you must be this tall to pass this bridge.

flitchard: "Larry and Morton's Quest for the Legendary Plungers" was a monumental flop due to their utter inability to frighten a flitchard: pair of Toads.
flitchard: Bowser: HOW DARE YOU TURN ME AND LUDWIG INTO TOADS, YOU LITTLE... errr, I mean, uh... big... handsome, heh
flitchard: heh...
flitchard: Morton: Ha! You idiots, fools, morons, dunces! The axe is behind you!
flitchard: Larry: YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!

badyoyo: Announcer: In stores now! Super Mario Bros Action figures, Larry, Morton, and Green Toad! At the price of 20 coins!
badyoyo: Wait, call in the next five minutes and you'll get a SMB Bowser fight bridge to have your action figures fight on! But that's
badyoyo: not all, call now and you'll get an Orange Toad that goes on top of Green Toad's head!

polkamon: The dance contest held at Bowser's Castle was a complete failure.
polkamon: Larry: Would you two like a free wand for just 19.99?

Razor Koopa: Larry: Yeah! Watch my smooth moves!
Razor Koopa: It's Super Koopaling Bros. 1! Wendy is captured and Morton and Larry save her! Mario is the final boss, and there's
Razor Koopa: Toads for Goombas!
Razor Koopa: Yellow Toad: No fair! We can't beat the game because we're too short to jump over you two and get the ax for
Razor Koopa: cutting the bridge!

Dara: Larry: You Toads are NEVER getting past without a fight!

Neon Koopa: Toad: OMG, that's mega unfair! Morton, wait your turn! >:(

The Game Prince: Morton: Hey, if you punks can make a multiplayer Mario game, so can we!

J-bit: Toad: HAH! You losers could only defeat us if there were two of you! And I'm pretty sure my eyes don't stink!

Palomb15: Toad: Ok, we'll let you guys pass if you don't let Roy do a fire fart again!

Dragongirl: Larry and Morton put on a tap-dancing show with some prisoner Toads. It was very popular with Podoboos and Lava Dragongirl: Bubbles. ***FIRST PRIZE***

SilverFan12: Hold up. I thought the two Toads in New Super Mario Bros. Wii were Yellow and BLUE!

Luigi007: Toads: It's we! The Mario Bros! **GOOD PRIZE**
Luigi007: Larry: Sorry kids! You can't go on the Mario rollercoaster until you're as tall as us.
Luigi007: Morton: IS THAT WEDDING CAKE?!

Samurai Guy: Everyone, come and see the game NOBODY wants to buy! Super Toad Bros!!! Play as Toadario and Toadigi beating
Samurai Guy: up Koopas! Buy it Never!

Larry the Tennis Master: It seems that Team Toad and Team Larry are equally matched in the "Fire Dancing Contest".

zz1666: Larry: Left, right... Aw man! Come on, Morton, we can't let them win the dance competition!

Lakitufo: Larry: Congrats on coming this far, Toads, but the princess is in another castle!

Moose D koopa: Orange: NO FAIR! Give us back our homework!!! **GOOD PRIZE**

Alex: Green Toad: We will defeat you even though you are armed with wands and we are powerless!
Alex: Morton: MERANDOMSTUPIDIDIOTICMORONWHOSMILESALOTANDLIKESFIREANDLOOKINGATYOU
Alex: WHILEYOUKICKOURBUTTS!!!
Alex: Orange Toad: Guys, isn't the bridge supposed to be held up by something?
Alex: Larry: Morton, what are you looking at?

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