flitchard: Roy: Hey, Ludwig? Some Dick Schrodinger guy's at the door. Said somethin' `bout wantin' his cat back.
flitchard: Roy: We got a delivery of eight 1-Up Mushrooms for "Mister Fluffykins". Should I let him in? **GOOD PRIZE**

Razor Koopa: Ludwig: Congratulations, Playful, you're finally in a caption!
Razor Koopa: Roy: Hey Ludwig, wanna go beat up Junior with me?
Razor Koopa: Ludwig: Who's my little cutie-kootie-kitty? Woah, I've been spending WAY too much time with Susan.

Shadow Koopa: Roy: You know, Ludwig, Mario and Luigi are raiding the castle. The least you can do is let go of Bowser's best
Shadow Koopa: spy.
Shadow Koopa: Ludwig: I will never have Roy take you! NEVER!

peep cheep: The secret is out: Ludwig is obsessed with cats named Oreo.

zz1666: Roy: Um... Yeah, someone smashed your latest invention downstairs. It was uh, totally not me.
zz1666: Roy: (Once he leaves, I can steal his hair growth potion.)
zz1666: Ludwig: I finally did it! I finally turned Morton into a cat!

polkamon: Roy: Gosh, who knew Ludwig was so obsessed with ceramics?
polkamon: Roy: Um, Ludwig, about the other sledgehammer...

Peteyperson: Roy: Ludwig, stop playing with your cat. We have to rebuild the section of the castle that your Make-a-Catinator blew
Peteyperson: up.
Peteyperson: Cat: Cater to my every whim or I'll scratch your face off.

Petey: Roy: Well, you enjoy your cat. I'm going to go beat Shigeru Miyamoto senseless for not putting us in Bowser's Inside Story.

Dragongirl: Cat: DO NOT WANT.
Dragongirl: Ludwig has just proved that even Koopas like LOLcats.
Dragongirl: Cat: U nawt vet, right?
Dragongirl: Roy: Hey Ludwig, I just got back from killing Mario. They won't find him in a dumpster. They'll find him in several
Dragongirl: dumpsters.
Dragongirl: Cat: I'm in ur castle making ur Koopalingz lol.
Dragongirl: Ludwig: Pull my finger.
Dragongirl: Kitteh is hesitant about ur offering of finger and/or hammer.

Roy Fanboy: Playful: Don't make fun of me or I will use my stare of death!

Dark Storm: Roy: Um... What should I do about the angry old lady who demands her cat back?

Alex: Roy: Another one of your stupid weaknesses, I see.
Alex: Cat: Do not put your finger any closer!
Alex: Roy: Wanna play "Kill the Cat"?

Brick Block: Roy: Ludwig, go take a freakin' bath already! Nobody in the castle can stand your fleas and smell anymore! And stop
Brick Block: blaming the cat for it!
Brick Block: Roy: Hurry up and teach that cat how to use Dig already! That stupid Pikachu just killed King Dad's favorite goldfish! Brick Block: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Brick Block: Ludwig: Don't lie to me! I know you were the one that let the dogs out!
Brick Block: Roy: Why can't we simply kill and eat Morton instead of the cat to survive? I'm sure he has more proteins and will last
Brick Block: longer.

Luigi007: Ludwig: Hey! It's the kitty from the commercial! Gimme your CHOCOLATE!!!
Luigi007: Roy: I was going to ask you if you wanted to play pinata with Mario, but I changed my mind.
Luigi007: Luigi007: GET AWAY FROM MY CAT!!!
Luigi007: Roy: Ludwig, Ludwig... Ludwig, I have to take the cat back and...

WendyRulez and Co: Roy: You sure that the PETA is going to allow this?

Palomb15: Roy: C'mon, Kooky! Let's go smash the beenies out of that moron who graffitied "Atticus" on the floor!

Goomba: Roy: If he bites you, I can always smack him in the face with this hammer.
Goomba: Roy: Ludwig, do you even care I just beat Mario up and stole his hammer?
Goomba: Playful: Muahahaha! I'll bite Ludwig's finger off, and then eat the rest of him.
Goomba: Ludwig: Now, Playful, I told you no tuna until you do the death stare of death on Mario. **GOOD PRIZE**
Goomba: Roy: Ludwig! Stop playing with Playful! King Dad wants to send you to the dungeon out of boredom!
Goomba: Roy: Why do you have two toes when I have three? Did Playful bite one off?

Moose D. koopa: Ludwig: Your flower is preety, Mr. Kitty.

Pinoy Guy: You know something is wrong if you see that Bowser bothered to decorate a room with flowers and a bonsai.
Pinoy Guy: Roy: If you don't mind, I'm going to go beat up a certain match predictor who failed to say "end transmission" on cue.
Pinoy Guy: Ludwig: This is a CAT, Roy. Can you say cat? ... GOOD! Tomorrow, we will work on the word "DOG".

Dara Jackson: Roy: Hey! I thought you would be here. Stop looking at that cat. It's like you've never seen one before. We're
Dara Jackson: supposed to go and try to kidnap Princess Peach again.

RoseKOOPA: Ludwig: OH MY GOD, it's a dog.
RoseKOOPA: Ludwig: Who's my special kitty? You are! Youu are! Gitchi gitchi goo!
RoseKOOPA: Roy: Hey Ludwig, we found out King Dad is allergic to cats. He told me I need to mash it with this giant hammer. Is
RoseKOOPA: that all right?
RoseKOOPA: Roy: Ludwig! Stop fooling around with that dumb cat. We need to get to the Crocae Ball Championship!

Kkadwell: Roy: C'mon, Ludwig... Getting sentenced to five years' hard labor for breaking Dad's favorite china set is no reason to Kkadwell: throw it all away!

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