flitchard: Bowser: And I say I saw Waldo in Desert Land! ***FIRST PRIZE***
flitchard: Bowser: Okay, Princess. I understand you're new at this whole world-conquering thing, so let me give you one piece of advice:
flitchard: Iceland isn't a good place to start.
flitchard: "Where on Plit is Carmen Sandiego?" never really took off, due in part to the fact that the Chief was a bigger criminal than she was! flitchard: ***FIRST PRIZE***

polkamon: Bowser: Let me get this straight. This isn't the cafeteria, that is?
polkamon: Bowser: So you're saying that if I get my Pikachu to use Surf, I can get to Taco Land?

zz1666: Peach: This is where my vacation castle can go! It will be nice, once we get some light on the place and destroy that large, black
zz1666: castle. I mean, it's infested with smelly turtles.
zz1666: Bowser and Peach have teamed up for world domination.
zz1666: Peach: I spend hours finding you an island full of weapons and evil, and yet you still insist on living in the ocean?
zz1666: Bowser: You're fired.

G Thing: Peach: What, so this is the tiny size the Mushroom Kingdom will be if I don't let you become princi... I mean king?
G Thing: It's A Little Learning: The Director's Cut!
G Thing: Peach: *sigh* And all of this for only 1 coin an hour paycheck...

BlueKoopaBro: Bowser: Peach, tell me where the Mario Bros. are on their vacation right now, or you're not leaving.

nightmare koopa: Mario: Princess, we should not have bought that Bowser potion! It hasn't even worked yet!
nightmare koopa: Princess Peach: I know you're upset, Bowser, but the weightwatchers diet would have worked if you didn't only eat the
nightmare koopa: cookies and chocolate ice cream bars.

Razor Koopa: Peach: Stick, claw, Toad! HA! Stick beats claw!
Razor Koopa: Bowser: Nut-uh! According to that data on the wall, Bowser's Inside Story was better than Super Princess Peach, Yoshi likes
Razor Koopa: Koopa-Kola better than your cakes, and if my tie's last month, your dress is last... uh, century!

Wacky Koopa: Bowser: I'm the boss here, now go and make me a sandwich!

Golden Koopa: OBJECTION!

Garrett: Bowser and Peach argue about who this map belongs to.

GoombaBandit: Bowser: HEY! WE AGREED THAT IF I WORE THIS STUPID TIE I COULD RULE THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!
GoombaBandit: Peach: I need to distract him so I can get that milk.

Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: Bowser: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT GREENLAND?! JUST LOOK AT THE COLOR ON THE MAP, YOU
Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: MARIO-LOVING FREAK!!! WHAT KIND OF A TEACHER ARE YOU?! **GOOD PRIZE**

J-Bit: Bowser: And THAT'S how I know America DOESN'T exist!

Peter Puppy: Bowser: What do you mean that little blob of land represents MY ENTIRE KINGDOM?!

Brick Block: Bowser: I don't care about who gets which island! Just pull my finger!
Brick Block: Bowser: I don't care about the civil wars that are happening on that island! Just pull my finger so I can humiliate you in front of
Brick Block: millions of viewers!
Brick Block: Bowser: Who cares about that stupid island? We should be paying attention to this one! It looks like a hand giving the thumbs
Brick Block: up gesture! It's awesome! **GOOD PRIZE**
Brick Block: Bowser: You can have all the islands you want! I just want to eat the map!
Brick Block: Bowser: Stop worrying about the economy of that island! Just build resorts over the entire thing! The local fauna and flora can
Brick Block: go die in a fire!

lemmys chain chomp: Bowser: What do you mean the Bermuda Triangle is a bad vacation spot?

badyoyo: The Office: Mario edition.

Kkadwell: Bowser: What, I came all the way to this stupid diplomatic meeting-- and put on a TIE-- and you STILL won't let me invade Giant Kkadwell: Land?! You just asked for Super Mario Bros. 3, lady!
Kkadwell: Bowser: No fair! You promised me that if I showed at this summit, I'd get a pointy stick too!

Fawfulboo: WHERE IS THE MILLION DOLLAR GIVE AWAY?!

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