Leah Koopa: Larry's new plan to get money to repair the Sports Hall yet again seems to be working.

polkamon: Larry: ...and when I multiply the cost of 2,000 coins per game by the zero customers I had today, I get a 0 coin profit. Yay! **GOOD
polkamon: PRIZE**
polkamon: The sign on the ice cream stand: 7-Up! Food critics say it's 7 times better than 1-Up! Buy Today!

ludwig1st: Larry: Okay, Bro! Three more hours and we should be able to afford that pituitary operation for you!

Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: Goomba: Mahahahaha! Bats bunny, Remmy! Bup by ron't rough row by am folding fis nice reen sone!
Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: (Translation: Hahahahha! That's funny, Lemmy! But I don't know how I am holding this ice cream cone!)

54 king boo: Lemmy: *to himself* The things I do to pay for college.
54 king boo: Larry: Hello, viewers! Did you know five out of six residents prefer watching Lemmy's ball act over getting ice cream for twenty
54 king boo: cents? if you don't believe me, just look at their faces!
54 king boo: Larry: Ice Cream Man, the chances of you getting  money is 647,429,867,920,538 to 1!
54 king boo: Lemmy: (Little do they know, I'm doing this to get a Skittles Fizzler so I can fiz AND taste the rainbow at the same time!)

Joseph Yoshi: Larry: May 2010, sat on a box of laptop computers again for a few hours. I don't think the medication is working.

Ludwig: Larry: (Note to self: Lemmy doesn't realize the grumpy Toad with a mustache is secretly Mario trying to dominate the world with
Ludwig: explosive bowling pins...)

agentminky: Ice Cream Vendor: Nobody juggles with my ice creams! Nobody!
agentminky: Boo: Help! I'm losing molecular cohesion!
agentminky: Iggy: Note to self: When juggling on inflatable ball, bring patchwork hat. Gives Rustic appeal.
agentminky: Ice Cream Vendor: Come on, people, buy ice creams! It's just a giant juggling turtle with a rainbow mohawk balancing on an
agentminky: inflatable ball! You've all seen it before!
agentminky: Lemmy: (Do you think anybody noticed I used a new conditioner? It really brings out that rainbow shine...)
agentminky: As Lemmy juggled confidently, Toad fumbled uncertainly for his missing eye.
agentminky: Lemmy: Just a second, folks! My eyebrows are floating off.
agentminky: As the Goomba handlessly applauded Lemmy, a crate in the background caught his eye. It seemed oddly familiar.

BlueKoopaBro: Toad Ice Cream Man:  That kid is ruining my business.

Omniscent Guy: Larry: Just 30 more coins and I can finally repay Roy for that Sports Hall incident...

WendyRulez and Co: It was all fun and games until the Toad threw ice cream at Lemmy.
WendyRulez and Co: Toad: He stole all my business! That's it, I'm bursting his ball.

Brick Block: Lemmy: Okay, kids! Don't try this at home unless you already tried this and ended up dead like that kid next to the Goomba! Brick Block: **GOOD PRIZE**

Ludwig von: Larry: Oh no, the mad ice cream guy has a gun! That's what my crudely drawn picture says.

MammaMia64: Iggy: Let's see, five letters, plural for "Box"... Hmm... I think it's "Boxen"...

Larry the Tennis Master: Ice Cream Toad: I wonder when they'll notice that those bowling pins are controlled by little pieces of string that
Larry the Tennis Master: Iggy is controlling back at his airship.

MammaMia64: All was well until Iggy noticed the Atticus mark.

badyoyo: Lemmy: Ok, I've sold my favorite ball, my iPad, Larry, and I'm getting 7 coins a hour for doing this street preforming job. At this rate I
badyoyo: should be able to pay off my debt to Tom Nook in no time. ***FIRST PRIZE***

UltraLemmy: Some people will do ANYTHING to get money for Super Mario Galaxy 2.

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