flitchard: Bowser Jr: That Wily creep'll pay me BIG BUCKS for all these 1-Up bombs! Wait, whaddaya mean 1-Ups don't look like that there?!

polkamon: Yoshi: I love this job, I get to eat EVERYTHING!
polkamon: Bowser Jr: So, let's see if the Easter Bunny falls for this.

Yosh 3000: This was the reason why April Fool's Day and Easter were created as separate holidays.

Ludwig von: Bowser Jr: Now I'll hide these Bob-ombs in all the Yoshi egg blocks. Papa will be so proud!
Ludwig von: Yoshi: I can't tell if Jr. is painting Bob-ombs to look like Yoshi eggs or attaching Bob-omb parts to Yoshi eggs.

Lord Iggy Koopa: Yoshi: OOOH, what do those buttons on that Koopa's head and shell do?
Lord Iggy Koopa: Junior: Yoshi, as soon as you're done dragging the pile of colorful Bob-ombs in the yard to me, I want you to drag the other
Lord Iggy Koopa: pile of colorful Bob-ombs behind me into the yard!
Lord Iggy Koopa: What Yoshi didn't know is that the egg bombs are really filled with records of Morton's speeches, but he's about to find
Lord Iggy Koopa: out in about three seconds.
Lord Iggy Koopa: Junior: Papa will be so proud that I bribed the Koopalings to not be in Mario Galaxy 2 with an egg-shaped exploding
Lord Iggy Koopa: punching bag for Roy, an egg-shaped exploding ball for Lemmy, an egg-colored Bob-omb stuffed with pencils for Morton,
Lord Iggy Koopa: ugly green and white paint for Wendy's claws, a rabid blue Yoshi for Ludwig, a useless exclamation point for Larry, and a
Lord Iggy Koopa: dirty piece of paper for Iggy!

Shadonic12: No one tell Bowser Jr. that the Yoshi is staring at HIM, not the egg/bomb.

Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: Yoshi: I did NOT lay those eggs!
Lemmy Von Koopa Jr: Jr: I just hope no one notices that Yoshi's eggs are walking.

GoombaBandit: Yoshi: ... OMIGOD WALKING EGGS?! IT'S AN APOCOLYPSE!!!

Neon Koopa: Bowser Jr: What an amazing idea of mine! I shall call them... 1-Downs! ***FIRST PRIZE***

54 king boo: Yoshi: OMG! My brothers and sisters!
54 king boo: Jr: And that's the last Yoshi in Dinosaur Land, so I'd better check that off. Who's the first Desert Land Yoshi?
54 king boo: Little did Jr. know, Yoshi set the egg bomb to "walk south", causing it to walk into the other 100,000 bombs and blow the house
54 king boo: up.

Dark Dimentio: Bowser Jr: I'm so glad I made these Egg Bob-ombs! It's a good thing no one would, say, try to throw one at me!

Kit Dazzer: Yoshi: *sniff* They grow up so fast.
Kit Dazzer: Bowser Jr: I'll get everyone to see Yoshi eating these painted Bob-ombs and they'll think that he's really a cannibal.
Kit Dazzer: Bowser Jr: Just wait 'til the people at the adoption agency see these "poor, abandoned Yoshi eggs", hehehe.
Kit Dazzer: Bob-omb: Ahhh! Bowser Jr. is poking out my eye! HHEEELLLPP!!!
Kit Dazzer: After painting an exclamation point on the wall, Bowser Jr. started working on his new scheme to defeat the Mario Bros.
Kit Dazzer: Yoshi: Hhmmm. That's odd, usually Jr. paints with his own special paintbrush, not just an ordinary paintbrush.
Kit Dazzer: Bowser Jr: Why am I smiling? This Bob-omb is about to blow me up.

WendyRulez and Co: All was going well until the blue Yoshi decided to join in and lit the fuses of ALL the Bob-ombs by accident.
WendyRulez and Co: Blue Yoshi: I should probably warn all of the Yoshis, but then again, Baby Bowser looks delicious...

Crystal King: Yoshi: Nice hat. BOOOOOMMMM!
Crystal King: Yoshi: They're hatching!!! BOOOOOMMMM!!!
Crystal King: Yoshi doesn't notice that an invisible Super Koopa with a hat is flying towards his head! **GOOD PRIZE**
Crystal King: Yoshi has a lazy eye.
Crystal King: Yoshi: How did you get in my house?!

WccPro94: The Yoshi: I hope he knows that if this bomb goes off, the other ones will.

Razar Koopa: Blue Yoshi: That's funny. Those eggs that Junior's decorating with eyes, legs, and string aren't mine, and I'm the only Yoshi in
Razar Koopa: the castle... If Karma finds out about this, Junior's dead. Which is exactly why I'm going to go tell her right now!**GOOD
Razar Koopa: PRIZE**

Ninjinin: Fortunately, Bowser Jr's Egg-Colored Bob-omb was rejected by Nintendo.

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