Lord Iggy Koopa: Luigi: No Roy, if you ever want to replace Mario with yourself, start by getting rid of that stupid hat!
Lord Iggy Koopa: Yoshi: Why did they have to pick me for a backup target? Why couldn't they use someone manly like Peach?
Lord Iggy Koopa: Luigi: Hey Roy, are those black things behind us real or just more wallpaper designs?

GoombaBandit: Luigi: Roy, for the last time, aim for the target, not me or Yoshi.
GoombaBandit: Roy: Kame Hame HAAAAAA... OH COME ON!!!!

54 king boo: Roy; No, Luigi! Don't throw the fireball at the wall! This house is made of peanut oil!
54 king boo: Luigi: Roy, you're not doing it right. Your sweat is making it go out.
54 king boo: Yoshi: I can't believe they took all of the Blimp Fruit (Super Mario Galaxy 2) and made it into juice! OH THE HORROR!!!
54 king boo: I predict that Roy will be a Mario Brother in... the year 3050.

G Thing: Proof that Roy was originally playable in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
G Thing: Yoshi: Er... Luigi, when you invited me over for a roast dinner, this isn't quite what I had in mind.

TurboSalad: No, Roy. You must restrain yourself and learn to hurt the red target... not the green one... Good.**GOOD PRIZE**

ilikepie: Roy: What in the world are you doing here? And why am I wearing this ridiculous hat?!
ilikepie: Yoshi: Hurry and untie me so I can go to the gift shop!

Dark Dimentio: Luigi: Only I can start forest fires! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dark Dimentio: Luigi: No, Roy, that's not how to burn Yoshi. Let me show you.
Dark Dimentio: Yoshi: Wow. Luigi's lost weight.
Dark Dimentio: Roy: Now look what you've done! My practice target is scorched, and I can't get this darn smoke out of the air! You stink,
Dark Dimentio: Luigi!
Dark Dimentio: Roy: Dark smoke power, go! It's super ineffective!
Dark Dimentio: Wendy (offscreen): I don't see why Roy doesn't just use his fire breath.

Kit Dazzer: Roy: Mwhahaha! Fear my smoke attack!
Kit Dazzer: This is why the game Luigi's Gym Class was rejected.
Kit Dazzer: Luigi: Just try a little harder, then you can try to burn the Atticus signature off the floor!

Luma Koopa: Roy: WHAAT?! I captured a Yoshi with a Mario hat and had to go through this training for nothing?! YOU WILL SO PAY FOR
Luma Koopa: THIS, LUI- Wait, my fire power ran out.
Luma Koopa: Little did Roy know, Luigi had a stash of Fire Flowers and the ones in the pot were fake.
Luma Koopa: Why the Koopalings weren't playable in any of the Super Mario Bros. games.
Luma Koopa: Yoshi: Luigi really needs to fix that leaky water pipe.

WendyRulez and Co: Yoshi: I'm sorry I ate your watermelon, Luigi! Let me go!
WendyRulez and Co: Roy: HEY! I was the one who was going to end Yoshi's game!

Nicktendo 64: Despite Roy's best efforts, smoke would not quench the dieing flower's thirst.

Ludwig von: Fire Luigi: No Roy, I kill Yoshi because you killed Mario.

polkamon: Luigi: Ah, I'm sorry. You have to wear the Super-Awesome Suit to spit fire from your hand.
polkamon: Yoshi: ... Is this the bathroom?

JJ Bandit: Yoshi: I'm just glad that Luigi's teaching Roy, because if it was Iggy, I'd already be dead!
JJ Bandit: Yoshi: Hey, it could be worse, I could've been forced to eat Peach's cooking!**GOOD PRIZE**
JJ Bandit: Yoshi: I hope the "R" on his hat doesn't stand for ROASTED!
JJ Bandit: Don't be fooled, Roy's actually aiming for Luigi.
JJ Bandit: Roy: KA-MEEE! KA-MEEEE!!!

SilverFan12: The winner of this fight is Yoshi. Because water beats fire.

noah: Yoshi: Wait... First, I thought Peach gets kidnapped. Second, Luigi captured me and Roy is trying to save me? What is going on?!

badyoyo: Luigi's, Yoshi's, and Roy's failed attempt to be the Blue Man Group, or in this case, the White Man Group.

Razar Koopa: Luigi: Haha! I replaced your muscles with Fruit by the Foot. You're weaker than Iggy now! No offense, Iggy.
Razar Koopa: Yoshi: Wow, when Luigi told Mario he was such a moron that he'd rather have a Koopaling as a brother than him, he wasn't
Razar Koopa: kidding! I pity the other Koopalings now, though.

flitchard: Fire Luigi: No, even with a power-up, I don't think they'll let you into Fire Emblem.
flitchard: Luigi: You DO realize the Roy in SSBM is from FIRE EMBLEM, right?

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