Boshee: Morton: Iggy, did you realize that Larry is standing about six feet behind you and still has his hand
Boshee: on your shoulder?
Boshee: Iggy: Yes! I found a secret treasure map, and no one knows about it but me!
Boshee: Larry: Hey, stop planning to escape from the dungeon and listen! After countless hours of this
Boshee: unbearable monotony, stranded in this secluded vacuity with nothing to do but stare at walls, I
Boshee: noticed that the beam that locks the door is on the inside.

Philip Mekeel: Morton: Hey, why is my shell purple, violet, morado, a secondary color that you get by mixing
Philip Mekeel: red and blue?!
Philip Mekeel: Iggy lost his blue contact lens again.

Dasher Koopa: Iggy: WOW! This Lemmy's Land sounds like a great site! **GOOD PRIZE**

Dylan: Morton: (to himself) Whoever reads my speech will have it in their heads for the rest of their lives!
Dylan: Iggy: Just one of Morton's completely, 100 percent, average speeches that says "Hello. The End."
Dylan: Iggy: Great joke, but Lemmy won't let us Email it to him on his own computer.
Dylan: Lemmy: Now that I've dyed my hair blue, I can spy on Morton and Iggy's plan to steal all of the
Dylan: Koopaling votes for me and change them to votes for them. Uh oh, I said that out loud.
Dylan: Iggy: Introducing the conclusion to how "Atticus" got written on the floor!
Dylan: Warning: Do not look at this caption picture for it will drive you crazy trying to think of a caption.

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Morton: ... and so then I just decided to write down what I was saying instead of
Lil Miss Game & Watch: saying it and I think this will really...
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Morton: Wow, Iggy, that's a really great picture of me I think that's so funny with you
Lil Miss Game & Watch: guys snoring and me going bla bla bla...

Karma Koopa: Iggy:  Cool, King Dad actually trusts us enough to do the shopping for this week! Let's see...
Karma Koopa: eggs, milk, bread... competance? What's that? Some kinda pastry?

Courtney Biddle: Iggy: Hey! I got an A on my Koopa Card!

Introbulus: Iggy: Wow! Just imagine all the fun we can have with this piece of paper!
Introbulus: Morton: Ah! I see you found my speech on dust mites! Here, let me read it to you...

Cosmic H: Morton Jr: (reading) "How to escape a dungeon in 5 steps" **GOOD PRIZE**
Cosmic H: Iggy: I gotta learn to read!
Cosmic H: Larry: Is that rice paper? I'm hungry!

Star_Daniel: Iggy: Hey look guys, we've got a letter from Star Daniel. "You have five seconds to hand over
Star_Daniel: the wedding cake or I will get the biggest, most active Chain Chomp in the Mushroom Kingdom
Star_Daniel: and use it to eat your castle!"

Gamechamp: They have finally gotten the confirmation that they were correct: the chicken DID come before
Gamechamp: the egg! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Bobby: Iggy: Okay, so our plan to destroy the Mario Bros. is bananas, milk, eggs, waffles, and... wait, this is
Bobby: our SHOPPING list!
Bobby: Iggy: So our shopping list reads cheesecake, wedding cake, chocolate cake... Morton, never help us
Bobby: with our grocery list!
Bobby: A five-letter word for happiness: Money.

Exlax Cupcake: Iggy: Wow, Morton, thanks! I now own you!

Todd: Iggy: ... and with Ludwig's help, I finished my paper, but I think the radiation from one of his
Todd: experiments is kicking in...

Ethan: Mario, in Larry costume:  So THIS is Morton's "shortest" speech on how to defeat me and Luigi!
Ethan: So after Iggy stopped reading Morton's "shortest" speech, he noticed one of the lenses in his
Ethan::glasses came out!

William: Iggy: To Santa, one Bob-omb, two swords, and a clown car.

Philip: Iggy: Alright, Larry, I'll sign the contract that says that Lemmy and I will not play Sonic Adventure 2:
Philip: Battle.

Double D: Larry: Um, Iggy? Just one question. If this plan to get out of the dungeon is foolproof, why didn't it
Double D: work the first time we tried it?

Clayton: Iggy: HEY! THIS ISN'T THE ESCAPE FROM THE DUNGEN INSTRUCTIONS, IT'S THE SHOPPING
Clayton: LIST!
Clayton: Larry: Then what happened?

Lord Wilco: Morton: Hey Iggy, you just got a letter from the optomatrist, they have your other contact lens
Lord Wilco: ready.

Katie Penn: Iggy: Hey, we got put in jail for dressing up like girls and singing hidious Japanese songs... We
Katie Penn: were only being a Mini Moni!
Katie Penn: Iggy: This is wonderful, we won an award for... the most stupid Koopas!

Ludwig 222: Iggy: This paper says... that you, Morton, cannot read it!

Saturday Dude: Iggy: Yes! I know how to escape this room! We simply pick up Morton, and proceed to bash
Saturday Dude: his talkative head into the door!

Professor Fandango: Morton felt that after four weeks of letting him look for it, he should finally tell Iggy that
Professor Fandango: the paper was in his hands all along.

Ludwiggy Koopa: Iggy: This form tells me how to finish drawing my other eye!

Koopland: Iggy: Least popular Koopas alert!!!
Koopland: Larry: I knew Lemmy and I should have handed that script to Iggy and Morton!!!

Sparky Mario Dude Thingy: Iggy: NO FAIR! How come you guys can bend your legs and I can't?!

Dark Yoshi: Iggy: WOAH!!! Does Dad have bills or what?

Samma: Iggy: The letter says, tell Larry to get his hand off your shoulder.

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