Darkmatt: Goomba: (One white foot's the new fad, what's next? One blue eye?)

Dasher Koopa: Fawful, changing the hearts of millions!

Philip Mekeel: Fawful: Want jumbo can can of chicken soda?

robert: Witch: Mmmmmmmmmmm, CHICKEN!

Dylan: Goomba: I'd better not call Rob-omb Rob or my brain will explode.
Dylan: Commercial: It's the newest game yet! Mario RPG 2: Legend of the Can Opener. **GOOD PRIZE**
Dylan: Goomba: Okay, I took out half my teeth to make white shoes for you. I'd better get out of here before
Dylan: they  use the other half of my teeth for a can opener.
Dylan: Human Iggy: Where did that thought bubble come from?

Ara: What really happens in Sub-con.
Ara: Now, what's with the freaky green thing with the smelly feet?
Ara: You notice everything in that picture has EYES?

Introbulus: Goomba: Odd how this whole "one sock" thing started because Rob-omb was too lazy to put
Introbulus: both shoes on...
Introbulus: Weird Wizard Thingie: The Matrix has you Neo, you are the one! There is no canned chicken! You
Introbulus: are... are you even listening?!
Introbulus: Guy: The royal order of one-socks orders you to sell this can of chicken to that mushroom out
Introbulus: there.

Jeff the Great: A scene from the (unfortunately never released) movie "The 3 Stooges in The Mushroom
Jeff the Great: Kingdom".

mathgrant: Behind the visitors, we see a rare screenshot from the unreleased prototype NES game, Super
mathgrant: Mushroom Brothers.
mathgrant: Goomba: Rob-omb, you can stop hiding in the chicken-flavored soda can now.
mathgrant: A new law has been issued today, which states that everybody must paint their right foot red and
mathgrant: white.

CJ: Apparently, it's Freaks in Non-Matching Socks Day.

Lunger: Goomba: (Magikoopa wannabe...)
Lunger: This is what happens when Vidiogamerpat becomes a Goomba...
Lunger: Lil Guy: Do you really think you can get your chicken?
Lunger: Goomba: Somethin' ain't right- NO ONE'S WEARING 2 SOCKS!!!
Lunger: Goombario: First you stole my hat, now my chicken?!
Lunger: While our "heroes" continued their quest, they had no idea that a strange Toad was watching...
Lunger: Rob-omb: (sarcastically) Man, the Goomba must have said something reeeeeeeealy bad for
Lunger: Videogamerpat to send ME to censor it!
Lunger: Goomba: You've gone too far, stealing SMB!!!
Lunger: TV: We are now experiencing technical difficultes, please stand by for more of "How Stupid People
Lunger: Play SMB".
Lunger: Rob: If I don't know that Lunger called me "Rob" I won't explode.
Lunger: Goomba: THAT'S THE 6TH GAME OVER!!! I GIVE UP!!!
Lunger: Goomba: @#$&^*%($@! game!!!
Lunger: Goomba: Where's Mario?

Professor Fandango: And so Fawful, Goomba, Imaginary Rob-omb, X-Ray Specs, and a tin of chicken finally
Professor Fandango: found a way to share two pairs of socks.

Seth: Green Headed Creature: Mmm... chicken soda!

Matt and Houndie: Fawful: I finally get in a caption, only to have my right shoe stolen?!

Shadow Mario: Goomba: Um... why does Fawful want a Bob-omb anyway? And why's Videogamerpat behind
Shadow Mario: him?

Gabriel: Fawful: Join the one-sock Fawful fan club and you'll get a free explo... er, meat soda.

Kabute: Fawful: ... So THIS is the new gaming console for Nintendo. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Jr. Troopa Jr: Introducing the Gamecylinder!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: When everyone's right shoe was stolen, no one noticed except the Goomba.
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Goomba: Is my mascara running?
Lil Miss Game & Watch: While Goomba wondered where Rob-omb was, the others were more interested in
Lil Miss Game & Watch: the can of chicken.

Aimee Coutu: Can of Meat: Why is everyone wearing Luigi's socks?

Philip Mekeel: Videogamerpat: Look, everything outside has eyes! Isn't that weird?
Philip Mekeel: Fawful: How can someone steal a left shoe that I was never wearing?

Boshee: Can: Mmm... Good cape, tastes like chicken.
Boshee: Goomba: Yeah, it's too bad that Rob-omb failed to destroy that mushroom, some incident with a Boshee: plumber, I heard, so who is going to try... WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!
Boshee: The can felt left out because it was the only thing in the world without eyes.

spino: Fawful: I am Fawful, and here I am laughing at you! The can will be your doom!
spino: Goomba: We should bomb the washing machine. It ate our socks again!

Cosmic H: Professor E Gadd went crazy after eating a can of raw chicken! He may never invent again! Cosmic H: **GOOD PRIZE**

Kamek: Fawful: Meet my new evil friend, Harry Potter!!!
Kamek: Harry Potter: I hate this painting!!!
Kamek: Goomba: I want a Bob-omb with a striped white sock, and also are you going to go and drink that
Kamek: Rubber Chicken Drumbstick Soda?

Ludwiggy Koopa: Videogamerpat is a Fawful maniac in this new right-socked dimension.
Ludwiggy Koopa: The socks have taken over their minds and filled the world with cheap chicken-flavored
Ludwiggy Koopa: brand soda!

Zeus: VGP: Is the room spinning, or is it just me?

Katie Penn: Videogamerpat: Cool, you're stupid like us, you stepped in the paint!

Koopland: Goomba: Rob-omb might wear a sock too!!!

Lord Wilco: Goomba ponders the truth behind the claims that "One sock wearing" is an Olympic event.

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