Wario: Mario: Hand-a me that wrench, Toad, before I knock-a your face in.
Wario: Judge: Today, there will be a Red Card penalty for use of the color red, and a Judge Point awarded
Wario: for this caption.

Wooster: Prior to being sentenced to working in the pipe mines, Mario found himself in a Final Fantasy
Wooster: game that banned rescuing, dmg2: Koopa, and hammers.

darkmatt: Mario: *nervously* Keep blunt objects down.  >_>;
darkmatt: You are watching the Plumbing Network, 24 hours a day...
darkmatt: Mario: (Poser...)

Boshee: Mario: Good job, Toad. You managed to destroy the princess' castle's plumbing system with one
Boshee: wrench and three minutes. **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Mario: Toad, when I said you could help me, I didn't think you would turn one nut and then demand
Boshee: half my lunch!!!
Boshee: Toad: What? You told me to unclog the incinerator? Oh, sorry, I forgot and decided to get some ice
Boshee: cream.
Boshee: Mario: Toad, why are you looking at me like that and gripping that wrench so tightly?
Boshee: Toad: (Ooo, must... tighten... humongous... nose...)
Boshee: Mario: If you keep staring at me while holding that huge wrench, I'm going to go get my mallot...
Boshee: Mario: Toad, are you sure this is the castle's steering wheel?

Philip Mekeel: Luigi's substitute.

DarkLudwig: Toad: (uneasily) Uhh, Mario? Why are you looking at me like that?
DarkLudwig: Mario learned his lesson: always let Luigi participate in the full-up schedule after Thanksgiving.
DarkLudwig: New game for GCN: SMB89 1/2: Mario's Basement Adventure!

Dylan: Mario: This thing is too heavy! If I were just a little bigger, I'd be able to twist this thing! Hey, it's a
Dylan: Mushroom!
Dylan: Toad: That stench is so horrible, my nose melted off! Wait, I never had a nose.

Kamek ~^_^~: After the disappearence of Luigi, we find Toad as a suspect...
Kamek ~^_^~: Mario: Hey, you're not Luigi... Well, whatever works for me...

Penultimate Lifeform: Red Koopa Bro: Who says the Toad disguise doesn't work?

YodaMasterZ: Mario: You forgot the hat.

mathgrant: This newest vehicle to be added to Mario Kart: Double Dash!, the Entire House, comes with many
mathgrant: new and exciting features for hardcore racers, including a variety of plumbing tools which Toad
mathgrant: can use as weapons when he is in the back seat! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ethan: Toad: Sorry Mario, but your plumbing job is in another castle!
Ethan: Mario: Ummm... Just because Luigi is sick and you have to substitute doesn't mean you need to dress
Ethan: like him.

Star_Daniel: Toad: I want to be a plumber too!

Cosmic_H: Waluigi dressed as Toad: Yes I promise not to knock you out with the monkey wrench and eat
Cosmic_H: your emergency supply of pasta...

scribblebibble: Mario: I ain't got nuthin' against ya... It's just overalls are not "in" this year!

MarioFanaticXV: Mario: (Why did I ever fire Luigi?!)
MarioFanaticXV: Mario: (I sure hope Luigi doesn't stay sick long...)
MarioFanaticXV: Mario: I asked for an 8/16 METRIC, not an 8/16 STANDARD!

Lord of the Potatoes: Apparently, Toad doesn't know when this "Role Model" thing is getting out of hand.

More Of Ever: Well, at least he isn't out annoying Princess Peach.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Ready with his Swiss Army tool box, Mario began work.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Poor Mario, his license was revoked, so he got a substitute.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: As Mario fixes pipes, he recalls the days he used them in Mario Bros.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: I told him his face would stick like that.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: I wonder when he'll realize the busted pipe's upstairs. **GOOD PRIZE**
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Save the world Mario, rescue the princess Mario, fix the plumbing Mario, I'm
Miles "Thumbs" Power: so underappreciated!

Silver Knight: Toad: Oh, um, Luigi? Yeah, umm, he went for a walk. That's right! A walk!
Silver Knight: Luigi (under Toad costume): Hehhehe, he doesn't suspect a thing!

Bobby: Pathetic Mario and Toad Bros.
Bobby: Mario: This isn't working out, so can you let Luigi out of the closet?
Bobby: Toad: (Little does he realize, that I'm going to hit him with the wrench!)
Bobby: Toad: Now that Luigi's sick, can I help you with the plumbing?
Bobby: Mario: (Oops, I think I dumped that Toad-morphing potion on Luigi!)
Bobby: Mario: Uh, Toad, it's been good and all, but I have one thing to ask you. Where'd you get that
Bobby: wrench?

Bagi: Toad: This is a hold up!

Shadow Mario: Mario: You know, Toad, this isn't Clue.

Vaporeon4: Mario and Toad: (singing) Meow meow meow meow...

Mark P: Toad: Excuse me, but is this the audition tryouts for the plumber rock band?

Johnny: Mario: I'm watchin' where you put that thing...

Purple Koopa: Although a healthy competion, Mario knew the Toad Bros. were no match for the red and
Purple Koopa: green plumbers.

Shadow Mario: Toad: Hello... are you a screw? I just want your head off.

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