Cosmic H: Paragoombas: It's amazing! ... How can a caterpillar that fat come out through a warp pipe?

Crazykoopa: Apparently, Yoshi hasn't noticed that his Wiggler doesn't have any feet. ***FIRST PRIZE***

Ninji04: Yoshi: Get that Bar-B-Q ready, guys. We're having Shiskabobs and crab crapes for four!
Ninji04: Goomba: Say Yoshi, nice kiddie ride! When is it my turn? Now? PLEASE?! I'M ONLY 30!

Dylan: Yoshi: Ahhhhhhhhh!!! The dreaded Paragoombas are coming!
Dylan: Yoshi is giving the Paragoombas a tour through the place with icebergs, cool-looking pipes, and Dylan: snowy mountains, otherwise known as Ice Land.

Bobby: Wiggler: Maybe I can get my old job back at Gelato Beach.
Bobby: The newest vehicle to be added to Mario Kart: Double Dash!!: Wiggler, which is only a one-seat
Bobby: vehicle and comes with many weapons, such as Paragoombas that Yoshi can use as a roadside
Bobby: distraction!
Bobby: Wiggler (Iggy): You stupid Paragoombas! I told you not to screw my wand up!

Shadow Mario: One reason why slavery was blocked out in America.
Shadow Mario: Yoshi: I have some good news. No, I didn't give up slavery, but I saved a bunch of money on
Shadow Mario: my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Shadow Mario: Wiggler: For the last time, I am NOT a car!

Yoshikano: Yoshi: Yeah, Yoshi have fun!!!
Yoshikano: Yoshi found a new type of deformed Wiggler, called a Sledler.
Yoshikano: Paragoombas: Oh we're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard Kamek, and he'll beat up
Yoshikano: Yoshi and take over the land, fa, la, la la, la, la, la, la!!!

Boshee: Yoshi: When I entered this race, I thought I had it made, but just as we started, they said that we
Boshee: can't eat the opponents! **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Yoshi: If the sun is in front of me, how is that pipe over there shining on the other side? Creepy...
Boshee: Yoshi: I didn't know these new Wiggler snowmobiles were so popular!
Boshee: Yoshi: Hey guys, I think we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
Boshee: Goomba: Get your wing outta my face, man!

MarioFanaticXV: Contrary to popular belief, this is what Yoshi's Safari REALLY looked like. **GOOD PRIZE**

Blue Boo: This was an exciting day for Yoshi, as he'd just beaten his old record at counting pipes!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Yoshi: I hate it when the rental shop runs out of sleds.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Yoshi: I hate it when I'm late to the rental shop.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: The most secretive new car in Mario Kart Double Dash, the Wigglermobile,
Miles "Thumbs" Power: compatable with Paragoomba partner.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Yoshi: They never seem to run out of new karts in this game.

Star_Daniel: That warp pipe came from China, so this Wiggler looks Chinese.

Gamechamp: Yoshi's trip to the ice cream factory gets a little bit out of hand.
Gamechamp: The strange thing is, Yoshi hasn't noticed that he's riding his favorite snack.

Jack Carrington: Paragoomba: So cruel! Yoshi's riding a Wiggler with no legs! He has to be stopped!

Flygon_trainer: Yoshi: Agent Five Zero, up up and away!!!

Todd: ... And then they hit a rock, and that was the last we heard of Yoshi.

Game Guy: Santa was sick this year, so he had Yoshi fill in for him.

Will Koopa: Paragoomba: Mmm... Screaming Wiggler with added Yoshi...

Bubbles: Wiggler: Oww! For the last time, I'm not a sled!

Silver Knight: Here is a prime example of irony.
Silver Knight: Yoshi: Yoshi say run faster, Yoshi say run like the wind, and Yoshi refer to himself in third
Silver Knight: person too much...
Silver Knight: Caterpillar Thingy: I knew I shouldn't have eaten that mushroom this morning!
Silver Knight: It's not what it seems, Yoshi's just hallucinating.

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